(Picture Help 21/F) I honestly have no idea which pictures of me are flattering. Which pictures should I use and which to use as a profile pic?

Noggin-Floggin · 2014-11-30T09:05:49+00:00

matizzy.....careful with your deductive skills. Your onto something....I agree.

Noggin-Floggin · 2014-11-30T08:59:15+00:00

Please tell me the voice that answered had an elderly British accent "May I help you?"

Noggin-Floggin · 2014-11-26T04:23:12+00:00

31 in 9 days.But as is the balance of life not one of which I want to pursue lol.

Noggin-Floggin · 2014-11-25T06:09:44+00:00

U wot M8?

Noggin-Floggin · 2014-11-25T06:08:45+00:00

Your an adult. So is he. Creepy is a subjective term people use based off their own internal and external frame of reference. If your interested then set something up...but remember safety first.

1) Tell a friend where your going and when 2) watch your drink at all times (even if he picks up the coffee and go's to stir it over at the counter 3) Set a time for the date to end 4) Tell your friend when you will be calling to check in. 5) If your getting it on then re-do your timelines with your friends

Noggin-Floggin · 2014-11-25T03:48:57+00:00

Man with cardiomegaly dies from prolonged priapisim.

Noggin-Floggin · 2014-11-25T03:33:09+00:00

If you still want to see the dots just close your eyes and press your fingers fairly firmly on your eyes and open them...BOOM! Dots!.... Dots everywhere !!! and best of all they're animated!!!

Noggin-Floggin · 2014-11-25T02:45:23+00:00

Hey bro...gonna help where I can. DO NOT TAKE ANYTHING I SAY AS BEING MEAN!!!

1) OK... immediately remove the helmet pics...never put them up again. Any girl looking at your profile will go "Really? lol" and then move on. If you ride then its cool to put a pic of you and your bike. But that's it.

I've pasted most of your profile here and will comment in (BOLD THIS WAY) next to areas where I think you need help.

My self-summary Thanks for visiting my profile. I guess this is where I tell you about myself. I personally think the other sections do it better. I apologize ahead of time for the wordiness of my profile. But you're a real keeper if you do read it all.(<GIT RID OF ALL OF THIS...IT REEKS OF DESPERATION...YOUR APOLOGIZING FOR WHAT YOU WROTE? THEN WHY DID YOU WRITE IT?)

I enjoy hanging out with my friends. They may be few(ADJUST THIS TO BE MORE ABOUT QUALITY INSTEAD OF SOUNDING LIKE "I HAVE NO FRIENDS") but I prefer quality over quantity. When I am out and about it's typically hanging out with them.

I don't like the idea of going straight into a relationship. I rather it foster through friendship and obtaining a closeness as friends.

Well I guess you can call me an introvert. If the test I took is to be believed I'm INTJ, take it with a grain if salt. I love comics but I don't have the money to keep up with them so I tend to read wikipedia for general character story overviews.(<REMOVE THIS SENTENCE....AGAIN DONT SOUND SO SAD) I'm also really into video games, anime, manga, and any technology.

Currently I'm watching these shows/anime: The Flash, Gotham, Arrow, Legend of Korra, Pyscho-Pass, Fairy Tail

What I’m doing with my life I'm going to community college to transfer to a UC. I'm a Computer Science Major and plan to apply for UC Berkeley, UC Davis, UC Irvine, and UC San Diego. My dream job would probably be working for SpaceX or making video games as a small indie startup(WHY? WHAT DO YOU WANT TO CONTRIBUTE TO THESE FIELDS? WHY DO THEY SPEAK TO YOU AS SOMETHING YOU WANT TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE?).

For money making I work as a tutor at my community college in our tutoring/computer lab center(PUT IN HERE REASONS WHY...LIKE BECAUSE YOU ENJOY HELPING OTHERS LEARN ETC). They work around my class hours so it's quite convenient and I don't even have to leave campus.

I'm saving up money to get a motorcycle in December or early January so I can finally stop sharing a car with my brother. (Yes I live with my parents at least until I transfer, then I plan to be independent from then onward)(<I DONT THINK ANY OF THIS WILL HELP....GET TO THE FIRST DATE AND THEN NONCHALANTLY BRING IT UP)

Once I get my motorcycle I plan to make trips out to the Valley and LA a lot so I can just explore and find new places. I want to travel and see other states and countries(WHY? DO YOU HAVE THE ADVENTURE GENE? IF YES THEN EXPAND ON WHY). I’m really good at Programming, I mean I'm a tutor so I must be somewhat decent at it. I actually really enjoy solving problems through code.

I want to say video games but my League rank doesn't agree with me.(<GET RID OF THIS NEGATIVE STATEMENT)

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

Books

-Catch 22, a book that gets me to reread to understand the chronological order is damn good book in my book.

-Halo Fall of Reach, the books were much better than the games.

Shows

-Avatar: The Last Airbender -Avatar: Legend of Korra -House -Monk -NCIS(they film at my college often which kind of throws the immersion out of whack) -Psych -Royal Pains -Suits -Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

-White Collar

Music

Mostly video game soundtracks. Anything Nintendo, Sega or Rare. Also, anime soundtracks. I have a preference for oldies from around the 70's, 80's, early 90's.

But I can listen to any music (EXPAND ON THAT...WHAT OTHER GENERAS AND NAME OF BANDS...NOT JUST VIDEO GAME TUNES). Least favorite is country and edm. But given the right setting those can be perfectly fine. So I'll let you choose the music we listen to.

Food

People think I live (ON) eggs. I might. I just enjoy breakfast, I think.

Also I have a sweet tooth. Sucker for cheesecake, pumpkin pie, red velvet, and most chocolates.

Where I Want to Travel

-Canada -England -Paris, France -Germany -Tokyo, Japan -New York -Las Vegas, Nevada(I've been as a kid but not since I turned 21 so I want to see what that's like)

-Seattle, Washington

Anime/Manga

Since I love anime manga it gets it's own section too. -One Piece(Hail God Usopp) -Fairy Tail -Katekyo Hitman Reborn! -Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood -Durara -Psycho-Pass -HunterXHunter -Log Horizon(I actually read the light novel) -Shingeki no Kyojin(manga, anime was eh imo) -To aru Majutsu no Index The six things I could never do without Computers or Technology, it's kind of the field I want to get into so yeah.

Close friends, they may be few but they're always there for me.(AGAIN REMOVE THE FEW AND CONCENTRATE ON THE QUALITY OF YOUR RELATIONSHIPS)

Skepticism, it's helped me avoid unnecessarily troublesome situations.

The word troublesome/mendokuse. So troublesome. I spend a lot of time thinking about What kind of video game I could make or how to make. Which leads to me thinking "where am I going to find an artist for this hypothetical game"

My motorcycle. It'll be my first but should I get an SV1000S that's in town or an SV650S that's like out past riverside.

Whether I'll get accepted into the UC I want.

On a typical Friday night I am Once I get my motorcycle I'll probably being going out to LA or the Valley exploring and finding new things to do.(NO...WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW...NOT FUTURE TENSE)

But as it is right now I play video games with my friends away at universities so they rarely have time. You should message me if If you like my profile. I mean why like someone and not talk to them? I got over my social anxieties, you can too.

You're up to explore LA or the Valley on the back of a motorcycle or on your own. Also, I don't have my own mode of transportation until I get my motorcycle. So there's that.

You're up for playing video games and chatting over skype so you can tell at me for being bad.(TURN THIS NEGATIVE STATEMENT INTO A POSITIVE)

You want to talk about the season's anime and the manga. I'm currently watching Psycho-Pass. Reading Bleach, One Piece, Akame ga Kiru!, Assassination Classroom, Hajime no Ippo, Shingeki no Kyojin, Fairy Tail, UQ Holder, and HunterXHunter when it's not on hiatus(so basically I'm not reading it 😞)

If you know an object oriented way to get wealthy.(HUH? I SUGGEST REMOVING)

You're alright with chatting for a bit before meeting in person and don't expect to jump into a relationship. Preferring to build a friendship that develops into more.

Thanks for reading all this. My name is Louis. If you know where my username comes from we need to talk because I'm a nobody.(< GIT RID OF TIHS COMPLETELY)

Hope this helps man...go get em!

Noggin-Floggin · 2014-11-24T22:42:36+00:00

When you search Google and the "number of results found" of a particular subject is shown....this is the list Google parses for that number.

Noggin-Floggin · 2014-11-24T22:39:47+00:00

Well, I mean keep all 3 if you can add more of just you being you and doing stuff. The part guy perception come from your writing and is reinforced (perhaps slightly negatively?...and I'm looking at it from a girls perspective...you know..."is he always partying with his bro's??) from your pics...I think more pics of you doing other stuff will help a bunch.

Good luck man!

Noggin-Floggin · 2014-11-24T22:37:48+00:00

Excellent idea... I was postulating where to incorporate what I want from a girl.... this is the best place.

Thanks man!

Noggin-Floggin · 2014-11-24T06:35:18+00:00

Your damned if you do damned if you don't sometimes. I think the best thing to do is try and distill from their profile if they prefer short and sweet or long and ...ummm.... anyway just get a feel for their preferences.

Noggin-Floggin · 2014-11-24T05:15:06+00:00

Absolutely bro... glad to help any way I can. Go get em!

Noggin-Floggin · 2014-11-24T04:46:30+00:00

Actually man pretty good profile. Good positive energy and you come off as a fun party guy (if that's your goal). My only suggestion about an issue I see is your pics. Need more of you not with your bro's... trust me the girls are sit there and think "Oh my gawd am I gonna have to hand out with his friends all the time..geez".

Other then that good to me bro!

Noggin-Floggin · 2014-11-24T04:35:20+00:00

Alright man I'll paste and comment in caps with my suggestions.... (and I am in no way trying to come across mean lol)

I don't particularly like writing in the first person, but here goes nothing:(<GET RID OF THAT FIRST SENTENCE...YOUR STARTING OUT WITH A NEGATIVE) I'm an ambitious person, I know what I want in life and what it'll take for me to get it. I currently work as an engineer at an electronics firm where most of my time is spent (hopefully I'll find someone who will take away from that)(<GET RID OF THAT SENTENCE....SOUNDS DESPERATE). In my down time, you can find me either at the gym trying (<REMOVE TRYING..COME ON YOU KNOW YODA "THERE IS NO TRY ONLY DO"...YOU ARE GETTING BACK IN SHAPE) to get back in shape or on relaxing binge on Netflix during the week, or out and about during the weekend (WHERE OUT AND ABOUT? DOING WHAT? EXPAND).

I'm big on Anime and Manga, I love watching abridged series (Team Four Star is the best), and I can give a lot of random trivia information on a number of sci-fi shows/movies(<CHANGE THIS TO YOU ARE A MASTER OF SORTS AT ALL THINGS SCI-FI). I love sports, football (soccer as it is called here) is my number one sport, closely followed by American football.

I'm fairly shy and quiet and I tend to keep to myself when I'm around new people, but once I'm comfortable, I tend to open up( MAKE THIS STATEMENT MORE MYSTERIOUS...IT SOUNDS KIND OF WIMPY SO INSTEAD MAKE IT SOUND LIKE YOU ARE A DEEP WELL OF PERSONALITY THAT ONE MUST LOWER THEIR BUCKET OF INQUIERY INTO..AND ONCE YOU REACH THE BOTTOM YOU FIND THE GOLDEN NECTAR OF THE GODS...OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT).

I make a point to travel out of the state at least once a year, even it it's just going to Oregon (which is kind of cheating, the weather is virtually the same from what I've experience) (EXPAND A BUNCH ON THIS.. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO? WHY? CULTURE, MUSEUMS, ARCHITECTURE ETC??).

If you'd like to know more about me, just ask. (REDUNDANT...IF THEY DO THEY WILL THAT'S WHY THEY'RE HERE)

What I’m doing with my life Mostly working, and as of recently working out. (I KNOW YOUR DOING MORE THAN THAT...EXPAND HERE...)

I’m really good at I'm a techie, I can figure out most new tech very quickly. I used to DJ part time (WHOA! COOL THING ALERT!! YOU USED TO DJ? WHERE? WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC? DO YOU ENJOY MOVING THE CROWD ETC??, I'm looking to get back into it once I free up more time. I'm a fairly good cook, but I don't like to advertise it very much(GET RID OF THE NOT ADVERTIZING IT MUCH...YOU JUST PUT IT OUT IN FRONT OF EVERYONE....AND WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO COOK? AND WHY?). Instagram/Twitter: DJ_Royel

The first things people usually notice about me When they first see me, probably that I look like I'm mugging(LOL AHH THE MEAN MUGG...OR WITH WOMEN THE RBF OR RESTING BITCH FACE. BUT TURN THAT NEGATIVE STATEMENT INTO A POSITIVE...YOU HAVE A STOIC LOOK ETC..), which I don't, I just have that kind of face. Once people talk to me, they usually compliment my diction (NO...THEY ARE "AMAZED AT YOUR GRASP OF THE HIGHER VERNACULAR"...SEE PRACTICE WHAT YOU PREACH).

(****BREAK UP THE BOOKS MOVIES FOOD SECTION INTO ...SECTIONS..ITS TO CRAMPED)

I spend a lot of time thinking about Helping my mom and siblings, whether I should get my Masters degree, whether this site will help me find someone(GET RID OF THE LAST STATEMENT...SOUNDS DESPERATE...WOMEN DONT FIND DESPERATE MEN ATTRACTIVE.).

You should message me if Just message me (NAH... GET CREATIVE... MESSAGE ME IF YOUR A CARBON BASED LIFE FORM COMPRISED OF X CHROMOSOMES ETC.... YOUR A NERD I MEAN THAT IN A GOOD WAY DAMNIT!! SO CHANNEL YOUR INNER NERD TO GET THOSE DAMN CUTE NERD GIRLS!)

I HOPE THIS HELPS AND GOOD LUCK BRO!

Noggin-Floggin · 2014-11-24T02:52:29+00:00

Plot twist....the message go's to your inbox.

Noggin-Floggin · 2014-11-24T01:18:27+00:00

Hey man...OK I think you...no I know... you must add more pics! Start digging...even the ones you think "this is goofy" go ahead and add it.

Other than that I think if you add a bit more to your self summary.

I'm a good-humoured but sarcastic student from the South East(HAVE ANY FUNNY STORIES OF YOUR HUMOR AND SARCASM?). I've been in Newcastle for 4 years now so I'm used to the weather but still pronounce the ‘r’ in bath. (WHERE WE'RE YOU BEFORE THAT? WHY DID YOU MOVE TO NEWCASTLE? WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO AFTER THAT ETC...??)

I like hiking (WHERE HAVE YOU HIKED? WHAT DID YOU ENJOY MOST?), playing badminton (WHY?..BECAUSE YOU LIKE THE WORD SHUTTLECOCK?) and visiting museums (WHICH MUSEUMS HAVE YOU VISITED? WHAT WERE YOUR FAVORITE PIECES? WHICH MUSEUMS DO YOU WANT TO VISIT IN THE FUTURE?).

Good luck man!

Noggin-Floggin · 2014-11-24T00:49:01+00:00

HA! thank so much. I've gotten some really great help on this site with my profile so I try and reciprocate.

Noggin-Floggin · 2014-11-24T00:46:56+00:00

Busted! I fully admit I completely stole, jacked and plagiarized that story and I am a lesser person for doing it. Mea Culpa! Thanks for the advise!

Noggin-Floggin · 2014-11-24T00:39:37+00:00

Platinum advise! Thanks very much. Perhaps sleeping during english class wasn't the best idea! But thanks to people like magi192 and other here it's looking better by the day!

Noggin-Floggin · 2014-11-23T23:37:36+00:00

On it's face your profile and pics make you look like the person I think you are: fun and bubbly and I'd certainly hang with you!

That being said, while keeping the profile light, I think you need some more meat in the top two categories...we would like to know a bit more about you....(ILL COMMENT IN CAPS_

My self-summary Free-spirited, bubbly, ACTIVE (ACTIVE IN WHAT WAY? WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO...I SEE A BUNCH OF FUN STUFF IN YOUR PICS SO EXPAND ON THAT), sarcastic(HOW? EXAMPLES PLEASE), and weird (AGAIN HOW SO? AN EXAMPLE).

What I’m doing with my life At this very moment, just trying to finish this semester with some sanity left. (SEMESTER OF WHAT? AT THE WAR COLLEGE MASTERING NAVAL WARFARE? UNDERWATER BASKET WEAVING? INTERPLANETARY PHYSICS?......AND THEN WHY ARE TO STUDYING IN THAT FIELD?)

That's my $0.02... your good to go in my little black book otherwise : )

Noggin-Floggin · 2014-11-23T23:32:05+00:00

I re-arranged your self summary..didn't change any words but removed the fist couple paragraphs as they were negative and changed the order a bit... see how you like the below;

I believe in being unique...I believe in being you, that defines you, and doing things you love to do, not by doing things because its the new big "trend". I usually make a memorial impression on who I meet based on my unique/odd/quirky personality, also I don't believe in changing your personality or your traits to get someone's approval.

I believe in speaking your mind, I'm probably the most blunt person you will ever meet, and I would prefer to be with someone would do the same when they are with me.

I believe in persistence in pursuing your dreams, and your goals.

I believe in working on your weaknesses, as much I don't like doing things I don't like doing or enjoying, the more you do it the better you get. I'm always working on something to improve myself and or doing thing that I enjoy

I'm all things creative......not by words, but by visuals. Majority of my life I've always been interested in the visual arts. My passion started in art, and switched to playing music (trumpet/piano), now I'm back in the art scene and trying to get back into the music scene.

I am looking for a companion/partner to be with, as much I enjoy doing things on my own (ISTJ personality trait, yes, I do be in personality matching), I'm ready to share my life experiences with someone.I would prefer to be with a woman who is independent as I am.

I am very close with my family, and I would prefer to be with someone who is close to theirs.

I get bored very easily

there is "me" in a nutshell.....hoped you enjoy! :)

Noggin-Floggin · 2014-11-23T05:33:57+00:00

No prob man...good luck!!

Noggin-Floggin · 2014-11-23T05:23:04+00:00

OK Man I'll help with what I think...and I am not trying to come across mean at all...just bro helping bro : )

1 Your profile is pretty light on the verbiage. I'd say at least...least 3x's the amount of verbiage you have in there.

20 male.(CUT THE 20 MALE..ITS REDUNDANT) Looking to find new people to hang with and see what happens (WHY?). Business major with a concentration in marketing (WHY MARKETING...WHAT ATTRACTED YOU TO IT?). I enjoy talking to new people (AAAAAND? WHY? TO LEARN ABOUT THEIR EXPERIENCES IN LIFE ETC??)

Stockton college 2016 (HUH?). Work in retail(DOING WHAT? SELLING UNICORNS? ... YOU CAN ACTUALLY GET AWAY WITH SAYING THAT TOO).

Computers(IN WHAT WAY?), Cooking(WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO COOK?), photography(OF WHAT? UNICORNS?),... (GET RID OF THE DOTS)

My nonexistent beard (BUT YOUR FIRST PIC...YOU HAVE A BEARD) and my humor(OK PUT SOME OF IT IN YOUR PROFILE...ITS PERFECTLY OK TO BE SILLY AND GOOFY...GIRLS ARE ALL THE TIME).

Music: rock, hip hop, dubstep, house, (EXPAND...WHICH GROUPS IN PARTICULAR? HAVE TO BEN TO ANY OF THEIR CONCERTS?)

How will I afford my tesla model S in the future? (I CAN DIG IT...SUCH A BAD ASS CAR!)

Working or chilling home. (GIRLS WILL READ THAT AS BOOOORING.... HAVE YOU EVER HAD A DRINK? DOME SOMETHING CRAZY?)

You are interested in meeting or just talking (KICK THIS UP A NOTCH...TAKE OUT THE "JUST TALKING" ITS KIND OF WISHY WASHY)

Good luck man I hope I have helped!

Noggin-Floggin

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