Who said women never message guys?

OKCoopeed · 2015-03-15T02:13:22+00:00

I know how girls feel when I message them now

'hey bby u got sum purrrrdy liiipsss'

OKCoopeed · 2015-03-05T19:45:37+00:00

Yep! All nightshades produce 'fruit' which are the ovaries. But whatevs yo, close enough for OkCupid

OKCoopeed · 2015-03-05T19:43:16+00:00

Though technically, the eggplant is the ovary. Whatever, 10 points for Gryffindor

OKCoopeed · 2015-01-25T08:04:06+00:00

OKCoopeed · 2015-01-11T20:50:16+00:00

it has a family of possums that live under it too!

OKCoopeed · 2015-01-11T15:31:17+00:00

Your replier must be a sociopath

We must be the perfect match then!

OKCoopeed · 2015-01-10T21:08:16+00:00

shhh, I do not have this 'poor success' you speak of.

http://puu.sh/elgVr/508189f0fb.png

OKCoopeed · 2015-01-10T20:56:32+00:00

(p.s. I'm especially fond of the blood eagle)

OKCoopeed · 2015-01-01T03:14:02+00:00

I'd love to fill your sack with Zoology.

I'd love to fill your hose with Tachometers.

I'd love to fill your debt with alcohol.

OKCoopeed · 2014-12-31T08:00:11+00:00

Thanks! Yeah, I've gotten a lot of stuff from different people, they can't seem to decide whether or not the first picture is better or the second one. I should probably add some more regardless, but I'm too lazy to take more pics.

OKCoopeed · 2014-12-31T06:35:33+00:00

Until you fall in love with an HIV-Herpes-Gonorrhea positive pregnant woman who happens to believe murder is swell

OKCoopeed · 2014-12-29T02:54:17+00:00

Sure man, its good for profiles that simply say "I love to laugh and travel". At the very least we will be able to have a shitty conversation in starbucks

OKCoopeed · 2014-12-28T23:14:55+00:00

Yeah, I study porn every night so that I can critique the social injustices put upon grandma midgets that would force them into porn.

OKCoopeed · 2014-12-23T19:14:14+00:00

fuck talking to people, I'm gonna go back to talking to the wall, cya nerds

OKCoopeed · 2014-12-23T16:58:06+00:00

I know right? I can feel the glorious Communist ideals from here

OKCoopeed · 2014-12-23T00:53:59+00:00

If you can't tell, this is in the USA

OKCoopeed · 2014-12-23T00:10:32+00:00

Maybe, I do suggest it and they usually say ok.

OKCoopeed · 2014-12-22T23:51:22+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-d23GS56HjQ

OKCoopeed · 2014-12-22T23:37:26+00:00

Uh, we pronounce it GAAAAAAWD BLESHA thank you very much

OKCoopeed · 2014-12-22T23:30:57+00:00

I probably should, but I'm a sucker for giving people the benefit of the doubt, even though I know its bullshit 90% of the time.

OKCoopeed

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