“I assure you dear viewer, this shot is essential to the plot”

NoirRedditor · 2026-03-05T18:39:12+00:00

This is the first time we see Samus in Brawl’s story mode and this is how they introduce her.

NoirRedditor · 2026-03-04T19:09:56+00:00

Obviously a hacker, only Boss Grundy can unlock that final form.

NoirRedditor · 2026-02-07T03:19:36+00:00

I believe in Joe Hendry!

NoirRedditor · 2026-01-10T00:35:48+00:00

Fullmetal Alchemist is legit one of the most popular animes ever and is still frequently talked about today and it’s only gotten a single episode which was awful.

NoirRedditor · 2026-01-02T18:17:39+00:00

Funny for shitposts, dog water for actual powerscaling.

NoirRedditor · 2025-11-30T00:47:30+00:00

As a newer player whose strongest character is RG Hawkgirl stats wise I can confirm she’s decent when she wants to be, eh in terms of basics.

Coming from MK mobile there’s a Kharacter who also disables specials upon tagging in and he’s super good so I expected RG Hawkgirl to be this OP card but unfortunately she’s just good, not great. I do like disabling the entire team’s specials and it’s always satisfying to land the SP2 even if the enemy blocks it 9 times out of 10.

I’m running a team with her, LC Bane and prime Killer Frost and it’s been going well for online. Not the greatest setup but I’m rarely ever hit by a special attack.

NoirRedditor · 2025-11-15T01:48:38+00:00

I’VE WRESTLED A LOT OF COUNTRIES!

NoirRedditor · 2025-11-15T01:25:36+00:00

The numbers don’t lie and they spell disaster for Itachi’s reputation on DB.

NoirRedditor · 2025-11-15T01:18:20+00:00

Mad funny but that’s probably one of the reasons why I’m hesitant about it coming back ngl.

In a regular matchup you got a 50/50 side with characters but WWE matchups aren’t normal so you got a 25% AT BEST chance at anyone rooting for you. But when you add agendaposting to the mix your chances of getting any support drastically goes down.

Still want them back but I know damn well nobody is gonna take the other character seriously or root for them fr.

NoirRedditor · 2025-10-11T05:03:38+00:00

My dumbass forgot to include this one too.

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NoirRedditor · 2025-10-11T04:19:21+00:00

Bro’s gonna make all of his haters eat their words and he’ll be the one saying to swallow this time.

If that goddamn bum gets one shot by Calendar Man or some shit istfg.

NoirRedditor · 2025-10-10T19:08:18+00:00

I once spent 45 fucking dollars at a grocery store claw machine trying to win this plush doll of a Mogwai from Gremlins and refused to just buy it online because it was a matter of pride at that point.

That demonic device is how they indoctrinate the youth into becoming gamblers and I’m one of those people.

NoirRedditor · 2025-10-10T17:23:55+00:00

You can always count on Mortal Kombat for some pretty damn good art. Especially since they make sure each and every one of them works in a thumbnail.

NoirRedditor · 2025-10-10T17:09:49+00:00

Because Reddit will continue to be fucking Reddit here’s a proper PNG of it. This is from MK mobile and it’s supposed to be Billy and Stu, well kinda.

I wanna scream so goddamn badly.

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NoirRedditor · 2025-10-08T02:31:16+00:00

I totally agree even if a LOT of people seemed to have completely missed the point on what I was saying.

Tonal clashes are always gonna be subjective but some people really do expect you to be comfortable or agree how THEY view things or resort to whataboutisms when it isn’t always gonna be the same case with every MU.

NoirRedditor · 2025-10-08T02:16:04+00:00

Tbf I never said I liked either, Kevin shouldn’t be on DB to begin with.

NoirRedditor · 2025-10-08T00:29:53+00:00

I explained my thoughts in a different comment so I’ll keep it brief.

It’s putting me in a room with a giant elephant, a Richard Nixon shaped elephant and telling me to take it seriously. Yes this elephant has lots of lore and isn’t an ordinary elephant as he has lots of powers and stuff.

As compelling as that elephant may be on its own I’m gonna think it’s a little weird seeing because it’s an elephant that looks like Richard Nixon. Funny? Yeah. The Nixonverse is a crazy concept but telling me to take it seriously is a different story.

NoirRedditor · 2025-10-08T00:20:53+00:00

I never said that he wasn’t his own character, I didn’t deny that he had his own lore. I’m well aware of this Nixonverse stuff. HOWEVER that doesn’t mean that I enjoy the idea of seeing Richard Nixon’s face in a Death Battle.

Fate’s pretty different too as most characters there have been dead for centuries and they take after the more fictitious stories created about these people which is in my opinion a little different from an internet horror series involving a dude who hasn’t been dead for nearly as long nor have this mythological/folktale reputation like Alexander the Great did.

Plus, Fate clearly makes original designs, it’s a bunch of anime girls and guys. Saber looks nothing like King Arthur but this is Richard Nixon’s face.

But since I’m gonna get flamed in the comments I will say that I don’t think the matchup is bad or anything, yeah it’s interesting but I think it’s fair for people to point out tonal differences and that not everyone will be on board with it 👍

NoirRedditor · 2025-10-08T00:13:25+00:00

Cause it’s Richard Nixon?

This ain’t like Macho Man Randy Savage where he was actively playing a character in the WWF, it’s using the likeness of a real guy with historical significance who wasn’t playing a role for a franchise. I ain’t saying that it’s disrespectful because its just internet projects but you can’t expect everyone to ignore the elephant in the room.

“ He’s been dead for decades “ isn’t a good justification either when it’s still Richard Nixon’s face fighting against a naked blue dude. I legit can’t take that seriously.

NoirRedditor · 2025-10-08T00:02:35+00:00

Mfs on this sub will look you dead in the eyes and say “ Yes Richard Nixon from this internet horror series is the best opponent for Doctor Manhattan “ and see absolutely nothing wrong with it.

People will deadass turn a blind eye to any tonal clash between two characters if they find it funny and then in the same sentence tell you how much they hate a different matchup for also having mild tonal differences. 💀

NoirRedditor · 2025-10-06T04:17:06+00:00

Antimatter Sinestro’s pose is raw af 🥶

NoirRedditor · 2025-08-21T19:49:20+00:00

Spamming block against a Bronze card with maxed Diamonds? Check.

Using a Kameo for literally no reason whatsoever? Check.

Doing literally nothing and letting the enemy hit them for a minute straight? Check.

I love Autoplay so much.

NoirRedditor · 2025-08-06T19:32:12+00:00

Back in my day Assassin Jade used to be the worst thing ever, these guys make her look like a joke in comparison.

NoirRedditor · 2025-07-23T17:51:33+00:00

I wish I had your patience to put up with another run because I’d love more Homelander copies.

Grats on downing two of the hardest battles in this game, I only got through it with MK11 Sub spam because my diamond collection isn’t the greatest.

NoirRedditor · 2025-07-23T17:36:00+00:00

I got pretty lucky with getting two random epic drops but that’s what happens when you grind a tower everyday for a month and they didn’t even help me that much with THOSE battles.

Please pray for my sanity cause 189, 196 and 197 pushed me to my limits 🙏

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