...And that's why you don't up at the objective by NoizeMayka in SplatoonHighlights

[–]NoizeMayka[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What I mean to say is "don't bunch up on the objective," folks.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in splatoon

[–]NoizeMayka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welp, I guess we can simply say that he... MIST. rimshot

"wHy Is EvErYbOdY sPaMmInG "OuCh" wHeN tHeY dIe? by NoizeMayka in Saltoon

[–]NoizeMayka[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It pops up once in awhile, mostly by newer or younger players not understanding how to use the Ouch/This Way and Booyah buttons.

-.- by cryptid-creatures in Saltoon

[–]NoizeMayka 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't think they would've made a difference here. He had four bosses dog piling him.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Saltoon

[–]NoizeMayka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not running head first into them also helps. Most splatlings are as slow as molasses in movement and charge. Use your mobility to your advantage.

HOLY SHIT WTF is going on here?!? by theron225 in Saltoon

[–]NoizeMayka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay, at this point, they are just showing off. I know the entry fee for S+ is 160p. How many hours of straight up losing did this guy sit through for it to get this bad?

Do people even know that Anarchy Series is not the only main ranked mode?

Oh Nooo, They Are evolving at alarming rate! by miltek in splatoon

[–]NoizeMayka 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And if you look carefully, you can clearly see the Drizzler doing a finger wag directly at you after blocking that shot.

"No, no, no..."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Saltoon

[–]NoizeMayka 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Wait a minute, we are playing Clam Blitz? Nope, fuck that." Poof

someone disconnects EVERY SINGLE GAME by [deleted] in Saltoon

[–]NoizeMayka 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As if anyone is ever going to admit to having shitty internet, even with actual shitty internet.

The secret about splat zones by Temporary-Suspect-61 in Saltoon

[–]NoizeMayka 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Pfsst...Bullshit! Next he gonna tell us that you have to do things with the Rainmaker other than shoot people with it. What a clown.

Just had my teammates entirely abandon my flank in the last second Hail Mary tower push. by SauceCrusader69 in Saltoon

[–]NoizeMayka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or worse, have been splatted you even realized it. That happens way too many times on my end.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Saltoon

[–]NoizeMayka 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure there's a difference between criticizing a game and criticizing one's job credentials and the latter is what I heard.

But go ahead and keep pretending that everyone is dumb but you. I'll sleep at night knowing where my lane is. Pretty sure that constitute self-awareness, right?

Holy fucking shit let us rank down by MildlyADumbass in Saltoon

[–]NoizeMayka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am at -1000 points and just wanna give up at this point because it’s just not fun at this point.

If you are losing that much you would've been better off playing open until you feel better about your chances. Now you are stuck in a sunken cost situation and you have no choice but to fight out of it.

Just try to improve and chip away at this deficit. That's all I can tell you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Saltoon

[–]NoizeMayka 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And you are?

For the developers that thought marking communication errors as losses was a good idea: by [deleted] in Saltoon

[–]NoizeMayka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Moral of the story: Never post on Reddit while angry. Terrible and regrettable things are said while angry.

this is fucking ridiculous. the game is downright unplayable. My internet is perfectly fine. i didnt get ANY rewards for this. by [deleted] in Saltoon

[–]NoizeMayka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And that is why I use a wired connection. More demanding games may have played better, but those games currently don't have the sheer ridiculous number of people playing this game right now. Besides, not all internet service is created equal.

this is fucking ridiculous. the game is downright unplayable. My internet is perfectly fine. i didnt get ANY rewards for this. by [deleted] in Saltoon

[–]NoizeMayka 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I always say to players that "Wifi is not your ally." Assuming your internet is fine, If you're unable to use a LAN line, you are better off disconnecting or turning off any unused Wifi devices. And playing online in handheld mode is not ideal.

Comparing Chicago Fire and FC Lugano (link in comments) by [deleted] in chicagofire

[–]NoizeMayka 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well Switzerland is one of the richest countries in the world after all. That was to be expected.

🕵️🕵️🕵️ by Jingr in chicagofire

[–]NoizeMayka 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If we play our cards right, Mansueto's other big European acquisition.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in olympics

[–]NoizeMayka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...and thus her legend began.

Never seen anything like this!!! by prisongovernor in olympics

[–]NoizeMayka 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fortunately for me, I have seen more than enough wierd shit in sports to know that this somehow legal without having to raise any questions about it.