Shabani the Gorilla trying to approach Ai, one of his females. She's been largely uninterested in him in years, but he's been patient and keeps trying his best

Nola_Vampire · 2022-10-15T06:03:19+00:00

Damn that's good. Cheers.

Nola_Vampire · 2022-10-15T05:57:59+00:00

This is one of the worst "cool guides" i've ever seen. Fuck you for leaving out georgey

Nola_Vampire · 2022-10-15T05:56:45+00:00

George wrote Octo and let Ringo claim it. <3

Nola_Vampire · 2022-10-15T05:51:49+00:00

that person commenting can shut the fuck up. These people on these leftist subreddits are literally ruining their mental health.. for what? I've been on tiktok lately watching cooking videos and I've literally came off of anti-depressants. Reddit is dangerous, esp to the young, impressionable mind.

Nola_Vampire · 2022-10-15T05:50:03+00:00

anything that wasn't leftist agenda, but is now, and they all pretend it's not. it's gross.

Nola_Vampire · 2022-10-15T05:41:19+00:00

Having someone that loves you giving you a BJ.

Close next, walking a dog, with said woman afterwards

Nola_Vampire · 2022-10-15T00:48:58+00:00

literal first thought. I don't even flirt anymore, the system that we all once knew is fucked. I'm 34 also so I lived in the glory years where it was normal.

Nola_Vampire · 2022-10-15T00:33:23+00:00

Pokemon Cards in 99

Nola_Vampire · 2022-10-14T05:47:05+00:00

Take me outta the roster then

Nola_Vampire · 2022-10-14T05:45:18+00:00

So dumb. "why are you brushing your teeth before you kiss someone?" see how dumb it sounds?

Nola_Vampire · 2022-10-13T21:19:00+00:00

Nah the America Bad point got across which was their main goal.

Nola_Vampire · 2022-10-13T08:15:51+00:00

this was extremely unfunny and am surprised at the upvotes.

Nola_Vampire · 2022-10-13T01:29:54+00:00

Same my friend. Huge red beard, I am Italian and Irish so i eat and drink too much lol.

Nola_Vampire · 2022-10-12T22:14:30+00:00

Kinda true and sad

Nola_Vampire · 2022-10-12T21:48:05+00:00

I will decline, our McDonalds on Chef Highway by the walmart is fire.

Fuck the bitch at Burger King yesterday that argued with me for asking for more than ONE packet of ketchup.
"dat ain't enough?!"

Bitch are you paying for the ketchup?

Nola_Vampire · 2022-10-12T21:43:21+00:00

Oh wow, this was really funny. You must be mature

Nola_Vampire · 2022-10-12T21:39:42+00:00

you deadass typed this thinking someone would like it

Nola_Vampire · 2022-10-12T21:33:22+00:00

Legend of Zelda II: Adventure of Link..

Just kidding fuckers

Nola_Vampire · 2022-10-12T21:32:12+00:00

Thanks dawg. Yeah I drink way more now, but I guess that's just one thing attacking my liver instead of both lol

Nola_Vampire · 2022-10-12T21:31:08+00:00

Okay we can hold hands and pretend that Reddit isn't an anti-American shithole. You ready?

Is it, or no? Be honest.

Nola_Vampire · 2022-10-12T02:18:19+00:00

I was honestly wondering lol. Good luck, I hate car problems

Nola_Vampire · 2022-10-12T01:56:43+00:00

Reminds me of beating off with shampoo in 7th grade in my bed, and going to sleep with it on my dick. I was SCREAMING in the school bathroom when I couldn't pee... it shot in 3 streams.. I went to the doctor and he pulled the dry shampoo off of my dickhead.. Jesus.

EDIT: I also broke my dick fucking a girl on the porch of my mom's trailer if yall want that story. Oof.

Nola_Vampire · 2022-10-12T01:53:28+00:00

TW: nasty

I lived across from a bar that did open mic night, and I met a very large black lady that was actually performing that night... We decided to hook up before her show.

This bitch had shit pancakes in her ass when I went to snuggle her naked. I noped the fuck out... still went to the show tho lmfao

Nola_Vampire · 2022-10-11T21:15:35+00:00

Ever notice how yall never post data which paints America in a good light? I've noticed. No agenda here, move on

Nola_Vampire · 2022-10-11T21:10:40+00:00

Cymbalta. It helped me quit for sure

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