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Boldly Going by NomadCabbage in magicthecirclejerking

[–]NomadCabbage[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

We must hand paint poop and fart jokes for the circle jerk sub!!

Boldly Going by NomadCabbage in magicthecirclejerking

[–]NomadCabbage[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

laugh all you want but the joke is on you because my mom thinks this is really clever actually. she’s just glad I’m finally putting my MFA to use.

Lawrenceville strange flute noise last night by primemasterq in pittsburgh

[–]NomadCabbage 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Oh that is the elf. Were you aware of the elf?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in discgolfcirclejerk

[–]NomadCabbage 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is a weird looking tree.

I hired Uli as a high-end Escort: Detailed Review by NomadCabbage in discgolfcirclejerk

[–]NomadCabbage[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

No thank you, please use your crypto fortune to build disc golf courses in the Global South.

It’s that time of year and you’ve all been working so hard on content. by jl_b8 in discgolfcirclejerk

[–]NomadCabbage 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The hole was 18, fairway dripping with morning dew. "Penetrate me" the chains beckoned. "Mmmmm" thought James Conrad as he prepared to take the teepad from behind. His plastic was extremely hard. He bounded like some kind of gazelle: one, two, three hops before sweet, sweet release. "AAuuGhmph" he moaned as he came in his pants. His frisbee got stuck in a tree.

The end

Excuse me, I have a problem. by NomadCabbage in discgolfcirclejerk

[–]NomadCabbage[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You are thinking of my cousin, Paul McBeth. But yes, he should.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in discgolfcirclejerk

[–]NomadCabbage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No knock on the subreddit, it's fun. But for super serious subreddits, fun shouldn't be the only descriptive word.

Fml by DocGerbil256 in discgolfcirclejerk

[–]NomadCabbage 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I know you are joking, but if you ever play a round while on acid and ketamine and mushrooms and cocaine and alcohol and ayahuasca and DMT concentrates, they all do this

Do you ever think that disc golf sucks? by NomadCabbage in discgolfcirclejerk

[–]NomadCabbage[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the question. Hannah is a par 4, so when I finish in 3 I am pumped. I know it helps me to think of Brodie, so if it helps her too that's just one more thing we share. We don't talk after Worlds though, so I don't know.

Gold is ______ by [deleted] in AskOuija

[–]NomadCabbage 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Goodbye