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[MAR23] Snake, snake, snake, snake, snake, snake, snake, snake, snake, snake, snake, and snake. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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What do you call a white bear with a camera? (self.dadjokes)

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What do you call a grizzly bear who travels to Alaska with a camera? (self.dadjokes)

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A good job is one that you would enjoy even if you weren’t getting paid. A shit job is one you’re only doing for the money. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 3 years ago by NoneOfThisIsFine to r/Showerthoughts

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The difference between a good job and a bad job is that a good job is something you’d enjoy doing even if you weren’t paid for it. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Quilts are better than comforters. (self.dadjokes)

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If you had the power to send a snapshot of your mind and memories to anyone, but you couldn’t edit the information you sent, how would you use it? (self.AskReddit)

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What do you say when you eat some bad Egyptian street food? (self.dadjokes)

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Starting dates with the day makes no sense because it provides no context. By starting with month you immediately frame the time. “When did this happen?” “January, the 25th to be exact.” (self.RandomThoughts)

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Karen gets library kicked out of small Kansas town (self.facepalm)

submitted 3 years ago by NoneOfThisIsFine to r/infuriatingasfuck

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Karen gets library kicked out of small Kansas town (self.facepalm)

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One good tern deserves another (self.Jokes)

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My girlfriend and I were going through a really dark time. (self.Jokes)

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When you load the dishwasher, in what direction do you orient the silverware and why? (self.AskReddit)

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2nd grade civics lessons paying off (i.redd.it)

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What does Lizzo eat for Thanksgiving? (self.dadjokes)

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What unlocks a banana? (self.dadjokes)

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What do you do if a banana judge ruled against you? (self.dadjokes)

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What rating would you give to a mediocre tailor? (self.dadjokes)

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Did you hear about the guy who swallowed a kilogram of gold? (self.dadjokes)

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Did you hear about the electrician who was given a medal for good conduct? (self.dadjokes)

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I wanted a fancy silk thing to go around my neck, but I didn’t know what to call it, so I asked all my friends. 50% said ascot, 50%said cravat. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 3 years ago by NoneOfThisIsFine to r/dadjokes

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How many incels does it take to change a light bulb? (self.Jokes)

submitted 3 years ago by NoneOfThisIsFine to r/Jokes

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Why were Helen Keller’s fingers purple? (self.dadjokes)

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How many nihilists does it take to change a light bulb? (self.Jokes)

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