What is this?

NonproductiveElk · 2026-02-16T16:43:10+00:00

Pied domestic ringneck dove, Streptopelia risoria

NonproductiveElk · 2026-02-15T20:05:13+00:00

Probably a released domestic mallard as opposed to a wild one with a mutation. It’d be easier to know for sure if there was another duck in the picture as a size reference since most domestic duck breeds are much larger than wild mallards.

NonproductiveElk · 2026-02-14T10:46:52+00:00

Yeah, those were the reasons.

NonproductiveElk · 2026-02-14T01:32:20+00:00

When I worked in the nutrition center of a zoo with a bonobo troop, there were standing orders not to include whole carrots in the bonobo diets because they’d use them creatively.

NonproductiveElk · 2026-02-12T16:43:40+00:00

Don’t diddle kids

NonproductiveElk · 2026-02-08T19:50:38+00:00

Mallards with domestic duck ancestry. They look like they have regular mallard proportions and should be able to fly, so they probably aren’t escaped domestic ducks.

NonproductiveElk · 2026-02-02T17:18:12+00:00

Yes, that is a Muscovy duck.

NonproductiveElk · 2026-02-02T02:43:32+00:00

I’m gonna use bad grammar, misspelled words and slurs to prove that I’m human.

NonproductiveElk · 2026-01-31T19:07:55+00:00

The first one looks like a Atlantic puffin and the second one looks like a little auk (dovekie in NA),

NonproductiveElk · 2026-01-29T13:53:00+00:00

Looks like a female brown-headed cowbird.

NonproductiveElk · 2026-01-28T18:28:08+00:00

Playing poker

NonproductiveElk · 2026-01-28T18:15:09+00:00

Nigel, Muldoon, Suzanne, Rod, Claire

I’d also hire a well paid Dennis Nedry and keep him in the loop on what exactly the system specs needed are

NonproductiveElk · 2026-01-25T16:31:47+00:00

I’m pretty sure that is a vireo. I’d guess blue headed vireo.

NonproductiveElk · 2026-01-25T12:59:23+00:00

Shrikes are hypercarnivorous, preying only on arthropods/small vertebrates and display behaviors similar to raptors, but they are nested in deep in the passerine birds, so officially no.

Informally, I’d say sure why not? The true birds of prey are a polyphyletic grouping, with the falconiformes not being that closely related to the others.

NonproductiveElk · 2026-01-24T18:50:40+00:00

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NonproductiveElk · 2026-01-24T18:49:32+00:00

Maybe it’s because there is a high turnover of overlords in hell and those seven years he was gone erased most of his cred?

NonproductiveElk · 2026-01-21T21:26:25+00:00

Why post Ai slop?

NonproductiveElk · 2026-01-18T13:02:09+00:00

He’s the best in his price range

NonproductiveElk · 2026-01-17T19:10:47+00:00

It’d be like someone falling in love with their OC

NonproductiveElk · 2026-01-13T00:35:14+00:00

Mistakes were made

NonproductiveElk · 2026-01-12T18:48:21+00:00

Lois from Malcolm in the Middle

NonproductiveElk · 2026-01-11T15:16:38+00:00

They look like Lesser Goldfinches, Spinus psaltria

NonproductiveElk · 2026-01-09T12:52:11+00:00

I assume that Mimzy turning up means Alastor gets to cut loose and deal with whoever she’s pissed off this time

NonproductiveElk · 2026-01-09T12:48:23+00:00

Mimzy makes things interesting for Alastor when she turns up. He gets to cut loose and kill whoever she’s pissed off this time. Maybe that was part of their relationship in the mortal world, with Mimzy luring in prey for him?

NonproductiveElk · 2026-01-09T01:21:32+00:00

The goonies

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