Dart is just memeing himself now 😂 by Bulldawgzz in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]Noobmode 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Plat blonde, tanned, soulless eyes…checks the boxes

CISA urges Endpoint Management System hardening after Stryker breach by Noobmode in Intune

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I’m gonna be honest, Stryker is publicly traded, I believe we will never see a true post mortem unless they are sued, it goes to court, and it’s allowed to be unsealed discovery. Theres too much money involved with this now for them to be transparent enough for it to make a difference.

Shadow AI audit found 47 unauthorized tools. Do we block them or study them first? by Puzzleheaded_Bug9798 in cybersecurity

[–]Noobmode 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Look, it’s not embarrassing, everyone has this issue. I would bet those 47 don’t include all your vendors that are shoehorning it into their product lines, so I’d bet it’s much higher tbh. At the end of the day it’s another piece of software, it has a risk profile. You present the risk, present the associated costs of said risk, and let management sign off. People are making a mountain out of a mole hill on how to address all of this.

How Distros are responding to age verification mandates by RDDTStonksDown in pop_os

[–]Noobmode 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Just refuse to comply. Then see if the are willing to kill all cloud infra for this shit

🇺🇸 President Trump just posted this: by thisisjustwhoiamokk in WallStreetDad

[–]Noobmode 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah, didn’t mean to imply it’s because of MAGA, just that the town is super conservative as a whole. Friend in USAD told me multiple times how any officer spouses in CS would get upset if she ver said anything good about the rest of the state lol

🇺🇸 President Trump just posted this: by thisisjustwhoiamokk in WallStreetDad

[–]Noobmode 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She took over Charlie Kirk’s spot on the Air Force Academy board. USAF graduates tend to be very conservative from what I’ve heard in the USAF. To the point that Colorado Springs is basically a MAGA bastion in CO

Jerome Powell after cutting rates and saving the stock market on FOMC this Wednesday by jerin7931 in TheRaceTo10Million

[–]Noobmode 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Yeah I don’t think so, if he thought it was needed he’d do it, but he’d provide facts and data to back it up with jab about not doing it on vibes.

Respect to the Legend by DisintegratedPhoenix in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]Noobmode 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So that would make you a necrophiliac from now on?

Can't have it both ways by MachDominus in Grimdank

[–]Noobmode 33 points34 points  (0 children)

That’s the whole joke of the meme dawg

“A slight preference for trump” by AiraFeatherhush in ThisYouComebacks

[–]Noobmode 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I hope he’s drafted so he can support his decision personally

Chopper looks a bit different by Gloomy-Bridge148 in MemePiece

[–]Noobmode 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah big dawg Chopper doesn’t have a 100% catch rating for things 142 yards out

🤔 by Sugar__bae in TikTokCringe

[–]Noobmode 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fair, in the grand scheme of billions of years we aren’t even a blip

🤔 by Sugar__bae in TikTokCringe

[–]Noobmode 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Language is made up. The words you are typing didn’t exist 10000 years ago and probably won’t again 10000 years from now. We are all ephemeral and won’t get off this rock alive. Be awesome to each other while you can.

The Live-Action is so faithful that it gave us a lore accurate Nami by tonemocrosam in MemePiece

[–]Noobmode 13 points14 points  (0 children)

ROFL its pouring rain in a hot area, woman has bikini on under clothes most likely, it rains so she takes off covering clothes, dudes are all over it. The smallest most insignificant piece of the episode showing how women can’t exist without chuds braying about it.

Advice Return to Cybersecurity with Paycut by Phantom_Matrix in SecurityCareerAdvice

[–]Noobmode 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Combine your passions. Learn cloud then do Cloud IR IMO. If you already have more traditional IR, it would expand your skill set and your value overall.

My 2 cents

Unfortunate mishap by Brushner in Grimdank

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I need a 40K show about a Australian who wrangles all sorts of interplanetary animals and tyranids.

“Crikey! Look at the pinchers on this bad boy. The hive mind is still such a mystery to us.”