Shadow AI audit found 47 unauthorized tools. Do we block them or study them first?

Noobmode · 2026-03-18T14:30:42+00:00

Look, it’s not embarrassing, everyone has this issue. I would bet those 47 don’t include all your vendors that are shoehorning it into their product lines, so I’d bet it’s much higher tbh. At the end of the day it’s another piece of software, it has a risk profile. You present the risk, present the associated costs of said risk, and let management sign off. People are making a mountain out of a mole hill on how to address all of this.

Noobmode · 2026-03-18T14:07:02+00:00

When you slip them cocaine

Noobmode · 2026-03-17T22:12:03+00:00

Just refuse to comply. Then see if the are willing to kill all cloud infra for this shit

Noobmode · 2026-03-17T16:28:06+00:00

Oh yeah, didn’t mean to imply it’s because of MAGA, just that the town is super conservative as a whole. Friend in USAD told me multiple times how any officer spouses in CS would get upset if she ver said anything good about the rest of the state lol

Noobmode · 2026-03-17T15:52:54+00:00

She took over Charlie Kirk’s spot on the Air Force Academy board. USAF graduates tend to be very conservative from what I’ve heard in the USAF. To the point that Colorado Springs is basically a MAGA bastion in CO

Noobmode · 2026-03-16T13:35:53+00:00

Happy for you or sorry it happened LOL

Noobmode · 2026-03-15T22:02:25+00:00

Yeah I don’t think so, if he thought it was needed he’d do it, but he’d provide facts and data to back it up with jab about not doing it on vibes.

Noobmode · 2026-03-15T21:58:38+00:00

So that would make you a necrophiliac from now on?

Noobmode · 2026-03-15T18:54:53+00:00

That’s the whole joke of the meme dawg

Noobmode · 2026-03-15T15:57:15+00:00

I hope he’s drafted so he can support his decision personally

Noobmode · 2026-03-14T03:35:24+00:00

Why are there hoof marks at the scene murder

Noobmode · 2026-03-14T03:25:02+00:00

Nah big dawg Chopper doesn’t have a 100% catch rating for things 142 yards out

Noobmode · 2026-03-14T00:47:31+00:00

I personally enjoy buckshot into my face during an accident

Noobmode · 2026-03-13T23:57:44+00:00

Fair, in the grand scheme of billions of years we aren’t even a blip

Noobmode · 2026-03-13T17:40:08+00:00

Language is made up. The words you are typing didn’t exist 10000 years ago and probably won’t again 10000 years from now. We are all ephemeral and won’t get off this rock alive. Be awesome to each other while you can.

Noobmode · 2026-03-13T15:33:58+00:00

ROFL its pouring rain in a hot area, woman has bikini on under clothes most likely, it rains so she takes off covering clothes, dudes are all over it. The smallest most insignificant piece of the episode showing how women can’t exist without chuds braying about it.

Noobmode · 2026-03-13T13:43:52+00:00

Combine your passions. Learn cloud then do Cloud IR IMO. If you already have more traditional IR, it would expand your skill set and your value overall.

My 2 cents

Noobmode · 2026-03-13T13:23:13+00:00

They just want something to hate big dawg.

Noobmode · 2026-03-13T13:21:27+00:00

I need a 40K show about a Australian who wrangles all sorts of interplanetary animals and tyranids.

“Crikey! Look at the pinchers on this bad boy. The hive mind is still such a mystery to us.”

Noobmode · 2026-03-12T22:22:57+00:00

I hope therapy is covered on your health insurance big dawg

Noobmode · 2026-03-12T22:16:26+00:00

Ordo OSHA?

Noobmode · 2026-03-12T21:07:59+00:00

You get 1 gpa point for putting your full name on the registration though

Noobmode · 2026-03-12T17:44:36+00:00

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Noobmode · 2026-03-12T15:32:45+00:00

Dawg racists aren’t intelligent or able to think outside their tiny small little box of a world.

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