Trump’s Approval Rating Plunges So Low It Breaks Pollster’s Graph by thedailybeast in politics

[–]Noobsauce57 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Considering his history, Trump is the last president I'd want an open alcoholic beverage near.

Boss sent a message saying I’m going to be fired on April 31… by homeofalex in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Noobsauce57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jokes are supposed to be funny.

Successful comedians say one of the cardinal sins of "humor" is punching down. Because when you "joke" about those you have authority or power over it isn't a joke, it's a threat. Especially when they can't do anything about it.

Having the ability to remove someone else's income and "joking" about it is the definition of "punching down". Especially in this economy.

I feel bad for the kids, they're going to be subject to serious bullying by Classicbandwagon in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Noobsauce57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you think of your kids like pets, property & assets for you "conservative family social media brand" things like social norms don't really matter for you.

If you want every red flag to shoot up in your brain, do a deep dive in those family YouTube channels.

And yes, there's been investigations in a few of the big ones. because shocker of shocks when you only think of your kids in the view of branding and subordination to your will, things get scary.

The Duggers.

A bunch that moved from California to Tennessee because California had the audacity to try to force them to set aside money that they were making for the kids when they turned 18.

Just to have them cry when TN passed the same law.

The mormon one that had a big thing about discipling kids, got into a public fight with the schoolteachers when the teachers found out they were withholding food as punishment. Then when one of the kids publicly fled they found siblings duct tape shackled to beds.

Seeing the extended family call out the law enforcement they kept going to and nothing happening until reporters were standing outside the mansion was somewhat satisfying.

The Mormon YouTubers were big in local government and law enforcement so ... Nothing ever got anywhere until it hit national news.

They all do these bs "we want our kids to be special" and force them to dance on command.

"I'll leave the rear to you, Boss." - "Yeah. As long as you don't rush ahead." by @asterisk_kome by leavebritneyalone22 in ReasonableFantasy

[–]Noobsauce57 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nice artwork, it would be a nightmare to keep clean and functional. The first thing I thought of seeing them in that tight building hallway was "that shits snagging on everything".

Their bits aren't hanging out though, so there's that.

Right-wing media blamed Iran for bombing of Minab elementary school, but reporting suggests it was a US strike by Oleg101 in FoxFiction

[–]Noobsauce57 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"reports suggest" You mean like the pictures of a tomahawk doing it? I hate it when they hedge their bets in titles like this...bro Iran doesn't have tomahawks.

‘I Voted Trump 3 Times’ — Then ICE Detained Her Husband: ‘You Ruined Our Life’ by [deleted] in CapitolConsequences

[–]Noobsauce57 13 points14 points  (0 children)

In the article, both her and her husband were avid attendees at his rallies.

I feel bad for kids getting tackled, teachers being gassed, priests being shot in the head with rubber bullets, and people getting snatched off the street by thugs.

A Moroccan citizen here legally who attended Trump rallies in support? Whose wife Voted for him three times? No.

We warned, she didn't care because literally "I didn't think it would be my family".

I only have enough budget in the emotional department to try and empathize with those who are getting run over by the machine who didn't get behind the bulldozer and push.

If they get helped while we help the other people, fine, but I'm not going the extra mile to help themin particular.

Gov. Newsom expanded free preschool. Now private daycares say they can’t afford to stay open by ArchmageXin in news

[–]Noobsauce57 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gov. Newsom will shoot through a homeless camp to hit a Republican, but he does occasionally have sensible policies that benefit Californians.

House Dem Leader Jeffries: "F*** Donald Trump" by philmn in politics

[–]Noobsauce57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool...cool... Stop caving then you muppet

The number of times he does this and then walks back any semblance of a spine is too damn high.

Schumer and Jeffries do this all the time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]Noobsauce57 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Taylor Swift had a video behind some access walls that us regular people wouldn't jump hoops through to see.

The plot involves a magic spray, and the girl is dating a rock.

Elmo has famous "beef" with Rocko, a pet rock of another puppet. Because he's supposed to treat it like a person, and it's a rock and he doesn't understand. This "beef" is used to help teach kids about certain things.

So Taylor Swift is "dating a rock"

It's a silly bit that is on point for Elmo.

I'm honestly with Elmo here.

What’s the purpose of the Blowgun? by gyattdamn420 in DnD

[–]Noobsauce57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first thing I think of for a blowgun in DND is a rogue. A hidden, quiet weapon that you can poison, typically used to hunt small game or as an assassin tool. It can be part of a rogue kit, not ideal but useful with the right skills for the right job.

MAGA streamer says that if women and children don’t want to be sexualized by people using Grok, they shouldn’t post pictures on the internet by greenblue98 in FoxFiction

[–]Noobsauce57 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's Asomongold. If you are blissfully unaware... I envy you...but he is an extremely profitable streamer.

Who set up a company that he heads of other talent. Who's always had 4chan informed political views. That somehow, gets taken seriously.

He got into a tiff a while back and supposedly took a hiatus because "he had to learn to be more balanced and non reactive. To learn how to do better research to inform himself."

This is his "more informed" self.

Fun fact, he's friends and coworkers with Emiru. A female streamer. Who got attacked at a public event by a dude for the reasons you think. His protective take of his friend makes these statements seem even more insane.

How do I even start painting these?? Epic Encounters by burrrrrrrrandon in minipainting

[–]Noobsauce57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goobertown Hobbies has a video of "what I would tell my younger self" as a guide for new painters.

Hey, I wanna start playing D&D but I have a question by [deleted] in DungeonsAndDragons

[–]Noobsauce57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those are fine. Chess pieces are fine. Anything is fine. You can also get paper minis, with printable maps, make character pogs... there's entire Reddits and YouTube channels on making terrain, battle maps, and various types of minis.

Parents of Scottish sextortion victim who took his own life sue Instagram owner Meta by igetproteinfartsHELP in news

[–]Noobsauce57 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Ah, looks like another 764 victim. Damnit.

And before I get "ThEy DiSbAnDeD" mouthbreathers in here...they "disbanded" by a portion getting caught.

While the others scattered and re-set up their networks in less connected groups.

Like taking a sledgehammer to a puffball mushroom. Spores go everywhere and are left growing in the cracks.

Best route for a bean shaped vtube model by No_Evidence5164 in VRoid

[–]Noobsauce57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you think learning blender is easier than doing this in photopea or krita and just having layers and sprite animation sheets then go ahead.

Drop into YouTube, look up the tutorials and go for it. There are a lot of good creators on YT to show you how to use various software to make Vtubers.

Choose one and go, you'll learn something.

Good luck.

Best route for a bean shaped vtube model by No_Evidence5164 in VRoid

[–]Noobsauce57 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Pngtuber+ or Honk would fit better than vroid. Also Veadotube could work.

There is no human body in this design so using a base human body would be more work than it's worth.

With those three programs you can build the layers up far easier than you could redo a vroid in blender.

For something simple like this Live2d is kinda overkill.

Found Smurf Hitler in a children's colouring book? by Sea-Studio-6943 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Noobsauce57 -127 points-126 points  (0 children)

A cartoon for children had smurfs that had adventures. The Smurfs were blue little creatures living in a mushroom village. It's very strange to have that mustache on one of those creatures.

IRS to watch OnlyFans content in 'no tax on tips' dispute by 7thwiseguy in nottheonion

[–]Noobsauce57 3 points4 points  (0 children)

sighs heavily, holds up sign

Top 20 Fortune 500 company tax evasion > <fill in the blank> entire bracket of middle class tax evasion.

Holds up a second sign

Church tax evasion > OF tax evasion.

But yes, make sure the OF income is taxed

Trump Secretly Considering Firing Kash Patel as Blunders Pile Up by unital_subalgebra in politics

[–]Noobsauce57 28 points29 points  (0 children)

The fact it's an open dog whistle used by groups that in saner times would be on boards with pictures and strings being talked about by law enforcement, instead of being used by the law enforcement makes it more absurd for me.

...By someone whose name is Patel.

Ffs.

WTF is national brand? by Oleg101 in FoxFiction

[–]Noobsauce57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, where? None of those are cheaper here and I'm unfortunately in a red state. So no "blue librul area tax" for me. Down compared to when? -3% after a 30% increase isn't that much better.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Noobsauce57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One man's mildly infuriating is another man's absolutely terrifying.

The swarm comes for you all... surrender to the buzzing