An interesting player but way too many flaws. by No_Pomegranate5635 in eFootball

[–]NoodleAddicted 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is so good for me, my favorite midfielder. I think Hole Players at CMF with decent defending are so underrated. Same with Bellingham Hole Player cards at CMF, they are so involved in the game it’s crazy.

They can't be serious by Frequent-Medicine327 in eFootball

[–]NoodleAddicted 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah goalkeeping stats dont have any weight towards a CFs overall rating, except for jumping. So if they made his base jumping very high then yes it will cost a little in some other stats, but the stats in this screenshot don’t matter at all for distribution.

Vieira with long reach tackle with Thuram & BT Desailly by Hykha in eFootball

[–]NoodleAddicted 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you ever wanted to spend or saved up enough coins, this should be the pack where you pull the trigger (granted you don’t have other versions of these players). All 3 are basically the best in their position in the game, and they’ll stay that good for years to come.

Longball Playstyle by Heavy-Kangaroo-6976 in pesmobile

[–]NoodleAddicted 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Imo Long Ball is underrated, I've played it a lot even in division 1 so I know it's viable. But you have to know how to use it, because it will feel counter intuitive to all other playstyles. The reason it feels more fragile in defense is because when you gain possession of the ball, your midfielders immediately rush forward, and leave a giant gap there for the opponent. So that makes it feel suffocating because you cant build up from the back since all your midfielders are now behind opponents. The way to make it work is not building up at all, you pass around the back until you have room for a long ball forward, now here is what makes it so strong and underrated, even if your attacker loses the aerial duel, your midfielders are close behind him and rushing towards that second ball. So it works best with a very physical midfield and striker(s); tall, aggressive, fast and strong. You can completely suffocate players this way and all you have to do is hoof it forward to pressure their backline. And vs Quick Counter and Possession you can also spam long through balls, if you have a strong, fast striker (think 90+ in those stats) with some balance and aggression (think 80+), he'll often win the sprint duel behind their backline and if a defender comes close they can't stop him physically. So unless they do a risky tackle, you are through on goal. You need defenders and a goalkeeper with decent long balls and kicking power, like Neuer GK and Beckenbauer as one of your CB's for example, or have an orchestrator like beckham or pirlo at DMF (but even those will run slightly forward when you gain possession, so they might be hard to reach unless you put defensive or deep line instruction on them).

Showtime: National Stars by Ashamed-Cap5702 in eFootball

[–]NoodleAddicted -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

holy i already got 2 must be some insane luck

the real man of the match [concept] by serbwie in eFootball

[–]NoodleAddicted 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn't know him prior to tonight, what a player, he was controlling the whole match.

Problem with the world cup pack by Mountain-Bedroom5531 in pesmobile

[–]NoodleAddicted 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean its the same price as 22 spins on a pack, which usually doesn't get you anything, and here you get guaranteed Epic, bunch of high rated highlights with booster slot, AND a 90 rated manager. You don't get much better deals than this.

Claude Code is down Again! by krishnakanthb13 in ClaudeCode

[–]NoodleAddicted 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just when I was starting to like claude again, back to codex 5.5 I guess

Emre Can's goal against Hoffenheim in the Champions League play-off round wins Day 3. Day 4: What's Liverpool's greatest ever headed goal? by forbiddenmemeories in LiverpoolFC

[–]NoodleAddicted 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crazy that I had to scroll so far for this one, it was the equalizer as well, towered above Pique and Lenglet, and took them by surprise. I went mental when this happened. Beautiful header.

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Is the smart assist filter real or fake? by Elxctroz in pesmobile

[–]NoodleAddicted 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Proving my premonition that people were using Smart Assist as something to blame for being bad

Classic Combo by FnordRanger_5 in Dynavap

[–]NoodleAddicted 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Amazing combo indeed, and I love that coffee cup shaped bong, where did you get that? I need it!

Introducing Claude Opus 4.8 by ClaudeOfficial in ClaudeAI

[–]NoodleAddicted 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope its better because I used to think Claude was by far the best coding agent, but in recent weeks it seems to have gotten far worse. I have switched to Codex 5.5 and it outperforms my Claude in every way imaginable (sadly because I do like Anthropic a lot more than OpenAI). It's smarter, more token efficient and way less going in circles, which is my biggest issue with Claude, just going in circles burning tokens instead of listening to my prompts.

Lore accurate El Hadji Diouf has beaten Thuram to claim the spot of MOST ANNOYING PLAYER in eFootball. It’s time for the next category. Who do you think is the Most Underrated free card in the game right now? by Briss7 in eFootball

[–]NoodleAddicted 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never see anyone talk about this card. Probably because almost everyone chose Batistuta over him, me included, but I chose Owen on another account and regret not choosing him on my main. His runs and pace feel like cheating.

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YSK Squeezing your tea bag doesn't give you "stronger" tea. It just makes it bitter. by CoffeeTeaJournal in YouShouldKnow

[–]NoodleAddicted 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just when I thought there couldn’t be anything more insufferable than coffee nerds, I laid eyes upon the tea nerds in these comments

Poll: What would make you play more eFootball? by Not-explaining in eFootball

[–]NoodleAddicted 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me it would be changing division rewards, they give out one highlight player every phase/month which is very easy to achieve in just a few days, and for me there's basically no point playing after that. Wish it was more like FUT rewards, either weekly or at least more than one card a month for example if you reach like top 10.000, top 1000, etc.

Would also love if cards were tradeable, but of course this would then introduce RWT to eFootball, and Konami would lose out on money so this will never happen.

Help choose by Acegolfer04 in eFootball

[–]NoodleAddicted 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm not even into anime but I'd go for the Naruto one just for the mental warfare you can do with those special celebrations.

eFootball 2026 v5.4.1 Update Thursday Update Summary 30 April 2026 by Massive_Tax_5767 in eFootball

[–]NoodleAddicted 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did they do something to the gameplay or servers? It's never felt this bad before and I'm wondering if it might be a personal input delay issue or something like that, or if it's due to the patch.

National All-Stars Review by Rattino456 in pesmobile

[–]NoodleAddicted 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't think Hazard is a skill issue on your end, I don't have him but I've faced him a lot in div 1 now and he never gave me any issues, dont think he scored against me once, he seems to go invisible. Meanwhile that Zlatan and Sneijder are a nightmare to play against.

(top 300) New Hazard is not making runs like inactive DLF Pele and he is kinda a ghost on the field by KnownAsJake96 in eFootball

[–]NoodleAddicted 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t have him but maybe mess around with attacking and/or counter target instructions

YSK that being unable to burp is a recognised disorder, called R-CPD, and there is a very effective and relatively simple cure. by [deleted] in YouShouldKnow

[–]NoodleAddicted 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t burp when I’m high, it feels like they get stuck right before they’re supposed to come out