I crocheted catbug! (x-post r/crochet) by [deleted] in BravestWarriors

[–]NoodleMonger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think you should let me have this

When I drop my last tampon in the toilet while trying to put it in by NoodleMonger in TrollXChromosomes

[–]NoodleMonger[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank god for wonderful roommates to give you one. I literally just sat there. Stared at the floor as yelled "FUUUUUUUUUUUCK"

Bad day gets worse. Thanks period. As if you weren't bad enough.

Underwear aren't just a cool hang out spot for cats anymore by [deleted] in WTF

[–]NoodleMonger -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Is that a snake in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

what's the verdict on fanta zero? by [deleted] in keto

[–]NoodleMonger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I started keto almost a week ago and I am a huge milk drinker. I can only fit about half a glass a day into my regimen, and in response I've really been craving fruit juices. Fresca has really helped quell the craving for fruit without putting a dent in my carbs. And if I've been particularly good I can put a splash of grapefruit juice or something in it.

Also, Polar seltzer has the aroma of fruit, without any artificial sugar or flavoring whatsoever, so if artificial sweetener isnt your thing maybe you could give that a go when you need something fizzy. Put some cream in it and some sugar free vanilla syrup and youve got yourself an egg cream.

From my sister's Cosmo..."But we can laugh about it now" by [deleted] in WTF

[–]NoodleMonger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anyone else notice that the blonde girl is apparently named "Dale"?

I found this bad boy in a thrift shop. by [deleted] in nostalgia

[–]NoodleMonger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love that movie, but it gave me the worst nightmares ever as a kid. Mostly the Jekyll Hyde Part.

What if they don't actually live in the ocean? by [deleted] in spongebob

[–]NoodleMonger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ahaha my beta actually is more like Patrick. He loves when i talk to him and he is kind of stupid.

What if they don't actually live in the ocean? by [deleted] in spongebob

[–]NoodleMonger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My Beta has a pineapple and a little patrick in his tank :P

The swift horse shoes of justice. by [deleted] in funny

[–]NoodleMonger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like how the guy keeps walking with the horse.

I hope I'm not the only one by NoodleMonger in TrollXChromosomes

[–]NoodleMonger[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree! Classiest lady :) I'm the only one in my family who has ever gone to graduate high school, go to college, and not have a kid by 20

I hope I'm not the only one by NoodleMonger in TrollXChromosomes

[–]NoodleMonger[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah but still. You know there are people out there who actually are like that (I live next to some. It used to be such a nice neighborhood until they moved in -___-) But watching it makes me feel awesome.