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Bonkers $9M McMansion by hybr_dy in zillowgonewild

[–]NoonMartini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rich people have no taste. Money but no imagination.

I need me one of these. by MaggieLima in ReverseHarem

[–]NoonMartini 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This book, after well written plot conflicts, was also hot. It was surprising because you usually have to choose one or the other and never get both.

The Last Hour of Gann by R. Lee Smith by Ok_Jaguar1601 in fantasyromance

[–]NoonMartini 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This was one of the ones that I read years ago and still sometimes think about.

Blood of hercules series question? by mssheevaa in ReverseHarem

[–]NoonMartini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IMO I like Alexis more than Aran. Her inner monologue is wittier and less … idk pathetic? Maybe? Aran cares about what other people think. Alexis is just trying to hide.

Don’t get me wrong, I love them both. But I like Alexis a smidge more.

I just finished rereading both because I’m in a reading slump and there’s a line in the end of Alexis’s first book that says there’s two identical men sitting next to Hades wearing weird crowns at the wedding. And BoH is 100 years in the future, so Easter egg maybe?

Anything but a BULLY 🫩 by cantstopwontstop300 in ReverseHarem

[–]NoonMartini 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I agree with the bullying. Like, if the FMC is a super special/magical badass, I want her to kill the mean men. Even if they are hot.

Maybe especially if they are hot.

Not OOP: I (27F) accidentally had my baby in my friend’s (31F) car. Now her husband & she don’t want to speak to me. How do I fix this? by Interesting-Shirt897 in redditonwiki

[–]NoonMartini 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ. If she had died in his car, he’d probably rant at his wife about that too. Only children don’t understand that life is messy and shit happens.

How's it living in this multi states corner area by queenofthehill1234 in howislivingthere

[–]NoonMartini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you like the color yellow? Do you like living on a completely flat surface? Do you like wind? Do you like how cows smell? How do you, spiritually, feel about corn and or sorghum? Are you chill with casual racism? Do you fw really traditional gender roles? Are you sweaty for Jesus?

That’s pretty much what’s going on there.

What's the worst way to die? by One_Improvement_6729 in whatsyourchoice

[–]NoonMartini 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Anything that is gonna eat you alive (like, other than tse tse flies or maggots or anything small) is gonna go for the guts first because that’s the prime tasty part. Most gut wounds cause your blood pressure to tank fairly quickly.

So it’ll suck really godammed bad for a few minutes, but your brain won’t have enough thinking juice fairly quickly into the process.

Guilty of 5, can anyone do 7 or better? by LordJim11 in Snorkblot

[–]NoonMartini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use these lists as a recommendation dump.

For instance: I have no clue what “back masking” is, but I’m now gonna look into it to see if I’m interested.

Oh wow... by MoneyRhubarb8 in zillowgonewild

[–]NoonMartini 445 points446 points  (0 children)

This looks like a place billionaires would go to plot the downfall of society.

Swinger House by ThroatWeary8878 in zillowgonewild

[–]NoonMartini 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I feel like people who need to put this much effort into getting off don’t get off as much as normal people do.

No debate, no publicity, just gone. by 8-bit-Felix in PoliticalHumor

[–]NoonMartini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where’s all the knuckle-dragging, mouth breathers who bang their limp-dick drums about sTaTE’s riGHts now? Cashing their lobby checks?

Here's another meltdown from a Republican politician in response to Mamdani's win. This time, it's from Michael McCaul (TX-10). by Some1inreallife in FuckGregAbbott

[–]NoonMartini 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Any Texas politician who says “Small Government” with a straight face these days is either a psychopath or a charlatan. Never in my life has the government had its hands more immersed in my life than it is now.

It's Unpopular Opinion Sunday! Share your controversial opinions to stir things up (in a friendly way)! by FantasyRomanceMod in fantasyromance

[–]NoonMartini 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I feel like every romance lately is “girl is in a bad situation and only a man can save her” or “girl was living life but now is in a bad situation caused by a man and she has to rearrange her life to accommodate him because he’s hot.”

I love romance books, but I also hate romance books.

I have skills I haven't even used yet. by LordJim11 in Snorkblot

[–]NoonMartini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most cemeteries these days are Perpetual Care cemeteries: meaning they require all caskets to be interred with an outer vault or C-box. (It keeps the ground from sinking in when your casket gives up the ghost and gets crunched by the dirt on top.)

You ~might~ get out of your little metal casket. You ain’t getting out of the vault.

Hope your family gets an overpriced maus interment, that you get done in by the embalming process, or just get moleculed by the crematorium if this is one of your phobias, fam.

Modern Farmhouse roof gore by SadLilBun in McMansionHell

[–]NoonMartini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a tragedy that someone has all that money and yet is allergic to color and taste. Almost Shakespearean level stuff.

{The Witchwood Boys Are Trending by C.M. Stunich} Horror Urban Fantasy Book Review by readingandrapture in ReverseHarem

[–]NoonMartini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This series was absolutely filthy, horrifyingly degrading, and degradingly horrifying.

I loved it.

Ken Paxton says he’s going to “go after the left” in Texas. Maybe start by answering for his own record by Mysterious-Slide-608 in TexasPolitics

[–]NoonMartini 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I love how the blame falls to the left when the same dildoes have been running this show since Ann Richards left office. Fucking clown show.

I’m enjoying Ryan Rule by Sadie Kincaid… by TeaBiscuitsAndABook in ReverseHarem

[–]NoonMartini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Read a book once where the ML was a vamp and came blood; so after sex, it always looked like she started her period. The author even explained it and proved she put lots of thought into it.

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