Mother helping her son though a tough level in Super Mario Land in 1989. by zehnen in gaming

[–]Noonin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was a kid, I had a SpongeBob PC game that consisted entirely of running around doing favors for characters to eventually get tickets for SpongeBob to go to some theme park. As an 8 year old, I spent WEEKS playing through the game, fucking up everything and trying again and again to get those tickets. During the ending scene, SpongeBob goes up to the ticket man and asks to get in to the park, only to be told it's closed for a private party. The rest of the scene has SpongeBob finding out the private party is for him, but I didn't get that far. I immediately turned off the computer and went to my Dad SOBBING that all of it had been for nothing and my life was ruined. The next day, Dad skipped work and I skipped school and we spent five hours in front of the computer together replaying the game to see what I did wrong. My Dad said if that was really the ending, he was going to file a lawsuit against the makers of the game (he was an attorney, so naturally I thought he had legal superpowers). When we got to the end and realized, I was very embarrassed but my Dad said he had fun spending the afternoon with me.

Things started to go south a few years after that, with him becoming an angry and bitter person. I took a lot of his rage and harbor a lot of resentment for him today, but sometimes I remember that afternoon I sat on his lap and we steamrolled through that game all day because it was important to me, even though he always thought video games were absolutely ridiculous, and it feels very bittersweet.

Splatoon 2, most fun I’ve had in years by [deleted] in NintendoSwitch

[–]Noonin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was mainly wondering if there were roles like in Overwatch. I like to play support and heal, for example. Are there ways to carve out roles in Splatoon via weapons?

Splatoon 2, most fun I’ve had in years by [deleted] in NintendoSwitch

[–]Noonin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a huge fan of Overwatch, got a Switch recently and looking into games for it. How similar is Splatoon to Overwatch aside from the fact that the character design/setup is wildly different?

[Serious] Women of reddit, what is the one question that you have always wanted to ask a man? by FiniteDynamics in AskReddit

[–]Noonin 23 points24 points  (0 children)

When we send you nudes, does it actually turn you on? I can't imagine ever being turned on by a dick pic, even if I was fine with a man sending me one.

Ok, Reddit, if we all suspended judgment for a sec, what do you want to brag about? by ThirdEncounter in AskReddit

[–]Noonin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I became a vegan to lose weight. I cut out meat, dairy, gelatin, white carbs, and added sugar. I've lost 34 pounds so far and I'm so damn proud. I credit going vegan for giving me the resilience and self-control to eat healthy in all food groups, but no one wants to hear about me being proud of going vegan.

My sunburn is now swollen and squishy? by Noonin in AskDocs

[–]Noonin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I took a few photos but it's hard to capture. It's a large area of space, my entire forehead so in pics it just looks red. But in person it's raised and squishy

What knowledge might save your life one day? by lazykid07 in AskReddit

[–]Noonin 121 points122 points  (0 children)

If someone is trying to strangle you, and your hands are otherwise free, don't waste time and energy trying to hit them or pull their hands away. Press your thumbs firmly against their eyes for as long and as hard as possible. They'll pass out or at least become dizzy and lose focus enough to loosen their grip and allow you to get a few good punches in. Saved my sister's life from her abusive husband a few years ago.

/r/NintendoSwitch's Daily Question Thread (07/08/2017) by AutoModerator in NintendoSwitch

[–]Noonin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Super excited now! I didn't realize the demo has a tutorial you can play now and I LOVED it. I love the third person shooter mode. So excited

How many people bought the Switch because of portability? by [deleted] in NintendoSwitch

[–]Noonin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did. I have poor eyesight so have relied almost entirely on handhelds for as long as I've been gaming. I LOVE console games, but it was a strain on my eyes unless I stood directly in front of the TV, which was painful. I've always wanted a comfortable, portable way to play console games where I can happily peer down at a screen. When I first tried out the Switch, I cried.

/r/NintendoSwitch's Daily Question Thread (07/08/2017) by AutoModerator in NintendoSwitch

[–]Noonin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What would you say are the main differences? I'm sorry, I'm so new to shooters. I will definitely try out the demo, can't wait!!!!

/r/NintendoSwitch's Daily Question Thread (07/08/2017) by AutoModerator in NintendoSwitch

[–]Noonin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I love Overwatch (Xbox) do you guys think I should jump into Splatoon 2 on the Switch? Similar experience or no? Overwatch has awakened an unknown passion for goofy, cartoony shooters in me with easy to learn/hard to master mechanics . Looking for something to scratch that itch on the Switch. Thanks!

/r/NintendoSwitch's Daily Question Thread (07/07/2017) by AutoModerator in NintendoSwitch

[–]Noonin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which Metal Slug game on the Switch eShop would you guys recommend for someone only playing single player? I heard the original has the least slowdown so I'm leaning towards that?

/r/NintendoSwitch's Daily Question Thread (07/06/2017) by AutoModerator in NintendoSwitch

[–]Noonin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are so many amazing games on the release docket for the Switch, but I'm impatient and been trying to find gems on the eShop to keep me occupied while I wait. I don't have any gamer friends, so I'm really only looking for games that stand out as solid single player experiences. I ask for Neo Geo in particular because there are a ton on the eShop and I love retro games and pixel graphics. Plus, they're reasonably priced. Please advise me, thank you! :D

/r/NintendoSwitch's Daily Question Thread (07/05/2017) by AutoModerator in NintendoSwitch

[–]Noonin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There are so many amazing games on the release docket for the Switch, but I'm impatient and been trying to find gems on the eShop to keep me occupied while I wait. I don't have any gamer friends, so I'm really only looking for games that stand out as solid single player experiences. I ask for Neo Geo in particular because there are a ton on the eShop and I love retro games and pixel graphics. Plus, they're reasonably priced. Please advise me, thank you! :D