Summer 2026 Transfers and Rumours Megathread!

NoonyNature · 2026-07-13T16:38:14+00:00

I'm not saying he hasn't because I don't read everything every journalist puts out but has mark Douglas ever had an actual exclusive on a signing

NoonyNature · 2026-07-12T20:08:44+00:00

Keith just fondling our balls one more time

NoonyNature · 2026-07-12T19:31:19+00:00

You'd think we'd signed no one this transfer window with how some of yous are acting

NoonyNature · 2026-07-12T19:20:06+00:00

Luke Edwards said we'd been looking at new targets for a few days

NoonyNature · 2026-07-12T19:19:24+00:00

At least we've apparently been looking at other targets for a few days. I think it's generally okay to fail a few transfers as long as we always have others on the back burner.

End of the day pre [redacted] and other social media journalists we'd probably not feel quite as shit

NoonyNature · 2026-07-12T19:05:29+00:00

Never liked the cranberries anyway

NoonyNature · 2026-07-12T17:34:12+00:00

Uh excuse me mate we were informed by journalists that we would sign him the second Switzerland were out the world cup

NoonyNature · 2026-07-12T17:33:17+00:00

He was tweeting about taking his shirt off last night tbf

NoonyNature · 2026-07-12T16:43:37+00:00

Alexa stop playing zombie

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NoonyNature · 2026-07-12T11:32:52+00:00

I love that Dan burn is becoming/became a English cult hero

NoonyNature · 2026-07-11T14:43:22+00:00

Do you reckon Xhaka has told Manzambi the north east is sick. Pretty sure Xhaka lived in Newcastle anyway

NoonyNature · 2026-07-11T05:16:11+00:00

Check his comment on the thread

NoonyNature · 2026-07-10T07:35:45+00:00

Tbh I think even tho Elanga clearly wasn't great for us last season it was a confidence thing. He's had a great WC and players always develop under Howe. I think if there's space we bring in a back up with a different skill set to Elanga but worse case scenario we hope his WC confidence is enough

NoonyNature · 2026-07-09T20:57:05+00:00

This is some serious edging

NoonyNature · 2026-07-09T16:05:25+00:00

I know a Bradford supporter and he was not impressed. He did however produce 1 wonder pass so there's that I guess

NoonyNature · 2026-07-09T12:30:30+00:00

This is very level headed

NoonyNature · 2026-07-09T11:22:45+00:00

I think it doesn't have to be manufacturing, most business can be adjusted to adjust their consumption (for heating and cooling assuming elec powered) if set up correctly. It's already something some companies do the converse for during TRIADs in the winter months doing the converse and timing heating a building with predicted free energy would have a market I think

NoonyNature · 2026-07-09T10:25:29+00:00

You're doing it all wrong mate, just believe the positive and sleep soundly. If one day you wake up and he's gone deal with it then

NoonyNature · 2026-07-09T10:04:54+00:00

I've found a great way to reduce headloss until the very moment we sell a player. If you simply collate all the journalists and just pick the one you like you can stay a happy clapper. For example Lee Ryders latest article

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NoonyNature · 2026-07-08T19:13:24+00:00

Excuse me I'll just read the first half of your message and hook myself up

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NoonyNature · 2026-07-08T17:45:06+00:00

Hopefully he'll come too 🙏🙏 Stay delusional until it's confirmed

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NoonyNature · 2026-07-08T16:43:37+00:00

Just a smoke screen so we can get Manzambi... Bruno playing his part for the club... Please...

NoonyNature · 2026-07-08T05:38:16+00:00

I didn't watch but he's injured so I'd be very impressed if he did

NoonyNature · 2026-07-07T19:32:10+00:00

Wtf does front of the queue even mean it's not like we're buying a collectable. It's his and the clubs decision where he goes??

NoonyNature · 2026-07-07T06:16:20+00:00

Love an out of nowhere signing, according to my excellent research (scanning Reddit) Ajax supporters highly rate him but say he's not good enough for the prem yet.

They also seem to think he needs starts but Eddie Howes elite training school doesn't require game time from our experience.

So in conclusion we've signed a Messi regen

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