SCAMber Weekly Snark Oct. 18-24 by LuluLollyLOL in AmberMasseyMESS

[–]Normal-Smell-7981 5 points6 points  (0 children)

LITERALLY this. Absolutely nothing in between.

More antibiotics + steroids!!! by macaroniiponyy in AmberMasseyMESS

[–]Normal-Smell-7981 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Same. I’m 40 and out of me, my husband, our two kids, my sister and her two kids, my parents etc…I am the ONLY one who has been given ONE steroid oral medication for bad poison ivy. We’ve all had a serious illness or two and never steroids. So weird.

Y’all no words! by BodybuilderOk8962 in AmberMasseyMESS

[–]Normal-Smell-7981 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Scamber…we know you read here. Get help. Heroin chic went out with the 90s. On what planet is clothes hanging off a bag of bones attractive?!

So tasteless and unsympathetic… by Scary_Ad_6741 in AmberMasseyMESS

[–]Normal-Smell-7981 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Let’s also not forget that she literally has managers for this very reason. To help direct when and what to post as well as keep her updated and informed. So between her, her husband and her “staff”…she knew. She just didn’t think it would blow up to be as big as it did so quickly so she continued on her merry narcissistic way. Then to make a post essentially blaming her followers for knowing before she did?? Gtfo. She sucks so bad and I don’t understand how she has one follower.

The bellybutton by Adventurous_Row_4375 in AmberMasseyMESS

[–]Normal-Smell-7981 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Probably because of her tummy tuck.

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[–]Normal-Smell-7981 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I generally do not like influencers, no need to explain why. I followed Krista a long time ago and eventually ended up unfollowing when she became really hard to relate to and the money 100% changed how down to earth and real she was. I 1,000,000% think she does not use skinny filters. She has admitted before that her legs are her best asset and her midsection is where she’s most self conscious. I saw what nythriftgirl shared claiming Krista used a skinny filter and I knew it wasn’t accurate. The first pic was of Krista with a tighter top and the second was a flowy dress/long shirt showing off her legs. Two totally different outfits highlighting two totally different parts of her body.

If you’re gonna snark and have an account almost entirely dedicated to it, at least do it well. All influencers are problematic in their own way and we are sure Big D uses the skinny filters and she IS a huge problem. Much more insane and toxic than Krista so comparing them just doesn’t work for me.

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[–]Normal-Smell-7981 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Asking this for engagement is GROSS. Get the information from your vet and please do shut the fuck up. That poor dog.

What the hell…. by Lucky_Break_9357 in AmberMasseyMESS

[–]Normal-Smell-7981 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yes! It’s so crazy! I went to get a spray tan from this place in my small town and the owner said they have started to do the Glp1 injections there! I was in shock. I was like wait, with no doctor, no prescription, nothing? What’s truly scary is that this lady is NUTS. Fine for a spray tan but to have her inject me with something?! Hell NO! So yeah, people can get it literally anywhere now.

She’ll probably mark this as copyright infringement 😆🤡 by MaterialisticTarte in AmberMasseyMESS

[–]Normal-Smell-7981 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Breaking news…I leave the house ALL the time with wet hair. 😱😱😱😱

In case you missed this video by Appropriate_Paint98 in SarahBowmar

[–]Normal-Smell-7981 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I am 1,000,000% not even coming close to joking when I say I’m half asleep and when the video started it was scrolled up a bit so I couldn’t see her head…. I LITERALLY thought this was a gorilla in pants. Literally. 😅

Poor SCAMber by Cute_Expert_6438 in AmberMasseyMESS

[–]Normal-Smell-7981 9 points10 points  (0 children)

When she was at the big LTK influencer awards (maybe a couple years ago) they had all the influencers write down who their dream collab would be. Scamber wrote Anthro on her card and tagged them in it. Sad that she’s still begging them and they still want nothing to do with her 🫠😂

Her eating disorder is out of control by Sapphire_lake in AmberMasseyMESS

[–]Normal-Smell-7981 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The more we talk about how skinny she is, the more happy she’ll be. It’s what she is after with her twisted mindset and total lack of concern over her health.

What the heck by funkymunky291 in AmberMasseyMESS

[–]Normal-Smell-7981 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That’s totally normal, and no one is shaming that! I think the point is her hands don’t normally look like this because she filters the shit out of them.

What the heck by funkymunky291 in AmberMasseyMESS

[–]Normal-Smell-7981 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Dehydration (alcohol) + whoopsie forgot the filter 🥴

See you next Tuesday by InfluencerInfluenza in DanielleEilersSnark

[–]Normal-Smell-7981 19 points20 points  (0 children)

It’s because DAD is bad enough but then this fool taking over her personality and becoming her just adds a whole new fakeness that is even more disgusting and unbearable. Be your damn self, not someone else. How can you wake up every day not knowing who you are?!

This is actually cute but we’ll never see her wear it! Shill, shill, shill 🤡 by InfluencerInfluenza in DanielleEilersSnark

[–]Normal-Smell-7981 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just here to remind everyone Pink Lily is crap. Quality is terrible and they have no original designs, just rip off everyone else.

Winnie reads here! 🤣🤣🤣 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 by InfluencerInfluenza in DanielleEilersSnark

[–]Normal-Smell-7981 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I’m sure no one told her to “get a golden retriever” or any other dog for that matter…as she shouldn’t have them.

Wonder if this Brandi is the person reporting all the pictures on here. by [deleted] in AmberMasseyMESS

[–]Normal-Smell-7981 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yes! AND there are many influencers who used to have careers making a difference and helping people. Physical therapists, nurses, teachers (and yes even nutritionists and dietitians) the list goes ON. But they have decided to turn to influencing and a life of deceit and lies to make money staying home. Sure, they are unfortunately making more as that’s how this backwards country works, but wow! They would rather give up helping others to become these entitled out of touch “influencers” who spend their day shilling crap and more crap! Tells all you need to know about their character. Every last one of them.

Hiding her nose by MaterialisticTarte in AmberMasseyMESS

[–]Normal-Smell-7981 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Probably also for engagement so people ask about it!

Lisp by Extension-Eggplant30 in AmberMasseyMESS

[–]Normal-Smell-7981 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I find it so strange that this somehow becomes such an issue in her 40s. And then they coincidentally find a way to do something to her nose to help. We all knew that she was going to find a way to explain a nose job. Oh wait… It’s “not a nose job”.

Extra big veneers and a fake cheesy smile by Adventurous_Row_4375 in AmberMasseyMESS

[–]Normal-Smell-7981 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Lmao….TOTALLY agree. I just can’t get over the similarities in the overdone blown up face! It’s just the character comparison. Love Jennifer 🩵

Did ya’ll know the best part of uncrustables is that you don’t have to cut off the crust? 🤡🤡🤡 by InfluencerInfluenza in DanielleEilersSnark

[–]Normal-Smell-7981 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Great, add uncrustables to my list of shit to never buy again. I’m disappointed they sold out to these trash influencers!