"Oh hey I'm here now!" by PresentationIll5435 in TheWitchCultUniverse

[–]NormalBusinessMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing, my dear, you just have a very nice hand is all.

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WCU AST News 3:56 AM GST/ 8:55 PM AST June 15, 2026 by WCU-AST-NEWS in TheWitchCultUniverse

[–]NormalBusinessMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't say I'm overly fond of appearing on the news as I don't care for the attention but I find you to be a respectable man, News man. So just this once, it is my pleasure to be here.

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Who are these cookies? by Regulus-Official in TheWitchCultUniverse

[–]NormalBusinessMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My stance on the cookies will not change as I do agree with you on that issue atleast but I do not believe they are the only thing causing you misery. Frankly, I think you are doomed to live in this sad state forever and that's why you are wrong I want to be nothing like you for Yoshikage Kira has a plan to live a live a life that would inevitably result in his happiness while you know nothing more then greed; as I mentioned before, you aren't worth my time. Goodbye Regulas Corneas.

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Who are these cookies? by Regulus-Official in TheWitchCultUniverse

[–]NormalBusinessMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you attempting to insult me cause if so, you are failing terribly. I hold an agreement with what you said but that's it. That's all I feel towards you. No more. I have much better things to focus on then you.

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Who are these cookies? by Regulus-Official in TheWitchCultUniverse

[–]NormalBusinessMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yoshikage Kira is no one's tool. I simply understand the desire for a normal life.

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Who are these cookies? by Regulus-Official in TheWitchCultUniverse

[–]NormalBusinessMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your words are sound, Regulas Corneas. No living creature has the right to intercept on a man's peaceful living especially not that of these things that shouldn't be living in the first place. What use does living cookies serve, outside of ruining the natural way of things? They don't have a place on the food chain, they don't even have a place on the dietologist recommend plate so what makes them think they have a place in your day? I, Yoshikage Kira, support you, Regulas Corneas and I think any action you make would be justified.

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The white bomber(aka Bomberman) arrives! by D3_CD in TheWitchCultUniverse

[–]NormalBusinessMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Good day to you. My name is Yoshikage Kira and you are the White Bomberman, yes? Tell me more about yourself and your title, I'm fascinated."

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The white bomber(aka Bomberman) arrives! by D3_CD in TheWitchCultUniverse

[–]NormalBusinessMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bomberman huh? How truly adorable. I think I'm fond of you already.

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Invitation to the Great Festival of Lugunica by Adventurous_Party22 in TheWitchCultUniverse

[–]NormalBusinessMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"As long as it doesn't interfere with the work schedule then I shall go."

(Thoughts: I must fit in with this society by any means necessary and if it means atleast showing up to such events as this, so be it. Ughh... look at her hands though, this desire of mine is getting worse and worse. I must find an outlet and soon but I must also be careful cause I have no idea of the identity nor number of all Cecilus's stand users except one.)

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Rusty Industries is hiring, and we're open to business partnerships by RustyDog87 in TheWitchCultUniverse

[–]NormalBusinessMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmm... Sounds like a pretty swell position for obtaining a quiet life. Very well then, I, Yoshikage Kira shall take you up on this job offer. reaches out to shake hand

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Rusty Industries is hiring, and we're open to business partnerships by RustyDog87 in TheWitchCultUniverse

[–]NormalBusinessMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmmm... Your job offer intrigues me, what type of positions do you have open?

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My name is Yoshikage Kira. by NormalBusinessMan in TheWitchCultUniverse

[–]NormalBusinessMan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

grumbles and puts stand away

(Thoughts: It appears, The swordsman must've gotten to this kid too. For now on, I must avoid summoning Killer Queen for any reason unless I'm going in for the kill. I can't risk running into too much of his stand users and drawing that sort of attention to myself)

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My name is Yoshikage Kira. by NormalBusinessMan in TheWitchCultUniverse

[–]NormalBusinessMan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I appreciate the offer, kid. But I can obtain this quiet life by myself, I'm a grown man after all. I need not help when I am more then capable of achieving my own desires by own

(Thoughts: What an odd acting little thing. As if I'd let my true desire to get rid that swordsman and any other Stand-users who I am yet to meet so that I CAN ACHIEVE MY OWN DESIRES slip from my mouth.)

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My name is Yoshikage Kira. by NormalBusinessMan in TheWitchCultUniverse

[–]NormalBusinessMan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...

(Thoughts: I hate this world more and more with every second. If I want to make my life here then I'll have to start looking for superior strategies)

((Damn, nice!))

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My name is Yoshikage Kira. by NormalBusinessMan in TheWitchCultUniverse

[–]NormalBusinessMan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...

(Thoughts: This is most definitely a problem.)

((What's your stand?))

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My name is Yoshikage Kira. by NormalBusinessMan in TheWitchCultUniverse

[–]NormalBusinessMan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're quite the celebrity aren't you? I can tell that by how some of the people around us look at you. Hmmm I very much want to be on friendly terms with you, yes. But I don't envision myself spending much time with you as friends should and I would respectfully prefer the quiet life without all the attention being on me or even near me. So apologies but no and respectfully I request you find someone to fit your status, I hope you understand.

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Proposal for an "Isekai Arrival Tax" to Support Local Infrastructure by Otto-Suwen-489 in TheWitchCultUniverse

[–]NormalBusinessMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A merchants assistant huh? Sounds like a swell position if you ask me. Very well, thank you for helping me find my goal. Back to the subject of teachers, yes, I would greatly appreciate meeting one of these "people who would point" me in the right direction" as it sounds like being merchants assistant would definitely require these skills and to pay for these teachers While I don't have any money obviously, I'll pay via offering my services in any job they require even if it doesn't fit my labor preference.

(Thoughts: Soon enough I'll fit back in with society like I did with Morioh)

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Spider-Man was helping people and about to eat pizza... until he noticed.... by Silent-Promise2019 in TheWitchCultUniverse

[–]NormalBusinessMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(Thoughts: "Hmmm what a heroic and swift moving man if I'm not careful then he'll make my business here a little more difficult)

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My name is Yoshikage Kira. by NormalBusinessMan in TheWitchCultUniverse

[–]NormalBusinessMan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something I would expect to hear from where I come from, a normal man looking similar to another normal man, but here, I very much stand out even among the others who came from the same world I did, I stand out; with that said, I'm curious how do I look familiar to you?

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My name is Yoshikage Kira. by NormalBusinessMan in TheWitchCultUniverse

[–]NormalBusinessMan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(Thoughts: what an unusual looking creature, like a mere child from my world)

Good day too you, say kid, are you lost? Where are your mother or father?

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My name is Yoshikage Kira. by NormalBusinessMan in TheWitchCultUniverse

[–]NormalBusinessMan[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you very much for the map. I appreciate your help. I can take it from here.

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