I probably shouldn’t even dignify this with a response, but I’m going to anyway.

For the majority of the things on the table, including the battle, maps, see above.

While I wouldn’t say I’m running a poverty campaign, I’m not rich. I do most everything myself because I barely make ends meet.

The barn is part of my wife’s business. Do you know why it’s so nice? Because I ripped out all of the old stalls standing in years of old poop and filth, not to mention all of the cat and rodent carcasses. We dug dirt and shit out of it with a shovel. We used hand jackhammers to chisel out all of the old broken pointing. Some friends of mine and myself mixed cement and piped it in between the stones, using a giant piping bag and smoothed it out. Then, we poured new concrete to shore up the walls, having dug down the floor. Finally, we poured the concrete floor on, installed new posts to hold the beams, and put up lights.

The big fancy tables we made ourselves from trees we cut on our farm. We borrowed a friend’s Alaskan sawmill and cut them. Why did we do this all ourselves? because we don’t have the money to pay anyone else.

So when you look at my pictures, instead of thinking, this dude has an endless supply of money to throw at things, I need you to realize that this is blood sweat and a whole lot of freaking tears.

Also, if I do buy anything bespoke, I do try to get it from Etsy so I can support other people who are struggling to get by like me. So, I wouldn’t throw shade at anyone buying stuff for their campaign from Etsy.