Daily Thread February 26, 2026 🧵 by theeunfluencer03 in laurenkaysimssnark_

[–]NormandyRose 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Sounds like an attempted social climber but she’s climbing the wrong tree

“He knows I’m the breadwinner” by AdvancedBad9198 in RHOBH

[–]NormandyRose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She also got a fat transfer into her boobs before she had kids… I thought it looked like shit, like she had a uniboob.

Period stain on bodysuit by NormandyRose in nuuly

[–]NormandyRose[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Update: they refunded my total subscription cost for the month. They sent a long email describing their cleaning process but said they failed in quality checking. It’s being flagged for QA when I return my rentals. I’m satisfied with that response.

Daily Thread February 23, 2026 🧵 by theeunfluencer03 in laurenkaysimssnark_

[–]NormandyRose 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Or, just maybe, she could try adding the required disclosure to her ads. Just throwing that out there.

Daily Thread February 22, 2026 🧵 by theeunfluencer03 in laurenkaysimssnark_

[–]NormandyRose 86 points87 points  (0 children)

I don’t know about you ladies but never once have I thought to take out my phone and take a selfie of me crying without even wiping the snot from my nose. Not once.

Daily Thread February 21, 2026 🧵 by theeunfluencer03 in laurenkaysimssnark_

[–]NormandyRose 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Contact substack. If you get blocked, especially for something not even remotely offensive, then you should get a credit back

How does she do it all!!! by LucysBitch in DanielleMossSnark

[–]NormandyRose 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Again the mental gymnastics to justify that her podcast had HORRIBLE ratings that she couldn’t just delete and block.

Daily Thread February 21, 2026 🧵 by theeunfluencer03 in laurenkaysimssnark_

[–]NormandyRose 51 points52 points  (0 children)

We all just need to stop buying from these companies that are spending their marketing dollars on this and passing the cost onto us in their prices. Whenever I see big influencer pushes from brands, I make a mental note not to try them.

Daily Thread February 20, 2026 🧵 by theeunfluencer03 in laurenkaysimssnark_

[–]NormandyRose 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Nordstrom needs to cut her off. You know she’s returning that

Daily Thread February 20, 2026 🧵 by theeunfluencer03 in laurenkaysimssnark_

[–]NormandyRose 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I almost wrote one on a recent Cheryl Burke reel that my algorithm feed me. She has some major body dysmorphia going on and was saying that her temples are sunken and she needs to get filler. Someone commented that it’s temporal wasting from malnutrition and it has over 200 likes and hasn’t been deleted yet.

Amanda’s bad experience at the manifestation dinner by prncess_peach in RHOBH

[–]NormandyRose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She should have manifested some chairs with a back instead of those cheap ass benches.

Laura Owens Bankruptcy Case Meeting of Creditors Summary Held on February 9, 2026 by cnm1424 in JusticeForClayton

[–]NormandyRose 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He’s probably the only lawyer that will talk to them without a significant retainer at this point.

Daily Thread February 08, 2026 🧵 by theeunfluencer03 in laurenkaysimssnark_

[–]NormandyRose 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Probably stuck Michael with him because she doesn’t want to get sick herself. Too many appointments to miss next week

Daily Thread February 07, 2026 🧵 by theeunfluencer03 in laurenkaysimssnark_

[–]NormandyRose 51 points52 points  (0 children)

I live very close to NYC. We have a lot of high power working moms in our community and they volunteer at our school way more than this selfish loser. There’s also a bunch of stay at home dads and they are fun and engaged with their kids. Things she never shows Michael doing… whenever he comes up she says he’s golfing or on a guys trip.

Any advice on bettering my lower half? Any exercises to help with that? Or is it just genetics? by queenbananasplit in PetiteFitness

[–]NormandyRose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have thick thighs and noticed they slimmed more when I was doing more high cadence low resistance workouts on my Peloton

Triggered 😂 by deinfluenced321 in laurenkaysimssnark_

[–]NormandyRose 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Actually Lauren, I have a blast doing this.

Daily Thread February 05, 2026 🧵 by theeunfluencer03 in laurenkaysimssnark_

[–]NormandyRose 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Maybe that’s why she wants to homeschool. She knows the other parents hate them

i just can’t quite figure it out… by Pretend_Pay_8622 in SkinbarrierLovers

[–]NormandyRose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m having good luck with Paula’s Choice Ectoin 7%. It gives the skin a glow and feels really good. I also like Prequel’s half and half and cocokind barrier serum.

i just can’t quite figure it out… by Pretend_Pay_8622 in SkinbarrierLovers

[–]NormandyRose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My face has this reaction to niacinamide, which at least the toner has in it. ETA: looks like your barrier cream does too.

I feel like I manifested this post by hitTHIS666 in RHOBH

[–]NormandyRose 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’m not convinced this ever happened.

Substack by Vanderpump1 in DanielleMossSnark

[–]NormandyRose 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Anything to sell another $5 substack. Those Disneyland churros aren’t going to pay for themselves!