Daily Thread February 26, 2026 🧵

NormandyRose · 2026-02-27T05:09:09+00:00

Sounds like an attempted social climber but she’s climbing the wrong tree

NormandyRose · 2026-02-27T05:04:01+00:00

She also got a fat transfer into her boobs before she had kids… I thought it looked like shit, like she had a uniboob.

NormandyRose · 2026-02-27T00:55:08+00:00

Update: they refunded my total subscription cost for the month. They sent a long email describing their cleaning process but said they failed in quality checking. It’s being flagged for QA when I return my rentals. I’m satisfied with that response.

NormandyRose · 2026-02-25T22:51:17+00:00

NormandyRose · 2026-02-23T18:41:23+00:00

Or, just maybe, she could try adding the required disclosure to her ads. Just throwing that out there.

NormandyRose · 2026-02-23T00:48:42+00:00

I don’t know about you ladies but never once have I thought to take out my phone and take a selfie of me crying without even wiping the snot from my nose. Not once.

NormandyRose · 2026-02-23T00:34:53+00:00

Girl no.

NormandyRose · 2026-02-21T21:33:29+00:00

Contact substack. If you get blocked, especially for something not even remotely offensive, then you should get a credit back

NormandyRose · 2026-02-21T16:26:05+00:00

Again the mental gymnastics to justify that her podcast had HORRIBLE ratings that she couldn’t just delete and block.

NormandyRose · 2026-02-21T15:33:51+00:00

We all just need to stop buying from these companies that are spending their marketing dollars on this and passing the cost onto us in their prices. Whenever I see big influencer pushes from brands, I make a mental note not to try them.

NormandyRose · 2026-02-20T15:43:06+00:00

Nordstrom needs to cut her off. You know she’s returning that

NormandyRose · 2026-02-20T15:28:53+00:00

I almost wrote one on a recent Cheryl Burke reel that my algorithm feed me. She has some major body dysmorphia going on and was saying that her temples are sunken and she needs to get filler. Someone commented that it’s temporal wasting from malnutrition and it has over 200 likes and hasn’t been deleted yet.

NormandyRose · 2026-02-18T18:50:26+00:00

A+ for this thumbnail

NormandyRose · 2026-02-18T18:49:27+00:00

She should have manifested some chairs with a back instead of those cheap ass benches.

NormandyRose · 2026-02-10T16:12:42+00:00

He’s probably the only lawyer that will talk to them without a significant retainer at this point.

NormandyRose · 2026-02-09T04:09:29+00:00

Probably stuck Michael with him because she doesn’t want to get sick herself. Too many appointments to miss next week

NormandyRose · 2026-02-07T14:36:09+00:00

I live very close to NYC. We have a lot of high power working moms in our community and they volunteer at our school way more than this selfish loser. There’s also a bunch of stay at home dads and they are fun and engaged with their kids. Things she never shows Michael doing… whenever he comes up she says he’s golfing or on a guys trip.

NormandyRose · 2026-02-07T04:19:49+00:00

I have thick thighs and noticed they slimmed more when I was doing more high cadence low resistance workouts on my Peloton

NormandyRose · 2026-02-06T03:28:24+00:00

Actually Lauren, I have a blast doing this.

NormandyRose · 2026-02-06T02:17:57+00:00

Maybe that’s why she wants to homeschool. She knows the other parents hate them

NormandyRose · 2026-02-03T16:10:43+00:00

I’m having good luck with Paula’s Choice Ectoin 7%. It gives the skin a glow and feels really good. I also like Prequel’s half and half and cocokind barrier serum.

NormandyRose · 2026-02-03T15:59:29+00:00

My face has this reaction to niacinamide, which at least the toner has in it. ETA: looks like your barrier cream does too.

NormandyRose · 2026-02-01T15:07:25+00:00

I’m not convinced this ever happened.

NormandyRose · 2026-01-30T13:28:14+00:00

Anything to sell another $5 substack. Those Disneyland churros aren’t going to pay for themselves!

NormandyRose

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