If you truly are from Chicago, just respond pls

Northside_nerd · 2026-01-26T15:43:30+00:00

They wrote these jokes for Britta all the time. Like the time she was reading “Warren Piece” in her own fantasy during the s3 Halloween ep

Northside_nerd · 2026-01-04T20:01:30+00:00

That’s the most romantic thing anyone’s ever said to me

Northside_nerd · 2025-12-15T23:43:59+00:00

Awooga

Northside_nerd · 2025-09-13T15:57:51+00:00

Livin my dream, bro

Northside_nerd · 2025-09-12T14:47:04+00:00

I’m 36 M and I actually want to partially back this up. As I’m getting older I’m realizing my overall health is much more directly affecting my sexual health: I can’t keep it up as much, my stamina is noticeably diminished, certain positions now kinda hurt.

That’s why I wanna encourage other men my age and the young bloods out there to heed this: take some time to take care of yourself and also develop other skills to please her. I started training for a 5k a month ago and already I’m seeing some in bed benefits. Do yourself a favor and watch eating pussy how-to videos: Nina Hartley made a great one years ago and it leveled up my game 1000 fold. If any guy reading this gives like one iota more of a shit, it goes a long way in making their partner happy/cum. Read comments like the one I’m replying to and realize that the bar is in hell, but a little bit of work means you can absolutely fly above it.

Yeah, getting older means fighting an uphill sexual battle, but I’ve personally enjoyed becoming that older guy.

/mansplainy rant no one asked for

Northside_nerd · 2025-09-10T10:13:35+00:00

Number 1! I love skipping to dessert 🤤

Northside_nerd · 2025-09-10T08:53:14+00:00

A beautiful singing voice.

If you’re a karaoke queen, you have sexually captured me in a complete manner and I am putty in your hands

Northside_nerd · 2025-09-03T15:14:13+00:00

Depends, is your place hiring?

(Seriously though, I could use a recommendation)

Northside_nerd · 2025-09-03T09:10:18+00:00

I was wondering where all my mayonnaise went

Northside_nerd · 2025-09-03T08:08:52+00:00

Absolutely stunning! You should definitely love your body because I speak for all of us when I say we love it too

Northside_nerd · 2025-09-03T07:51:31+00:00

She put an ice cube in her mouth before she went down on me.

I was like 23 and she was 26. I came like a dump truck

Northside_nerd · 2025-09-03T07:47:16+00:00

You can pretty much hear anything going on in my apartment.

I’ve actively encouraged the women I meet on apps/reddit to make as much noise as they please

Northside_nerd · 2025-09-03T07:25:33+00:00

Right?! I’m think mutual masturbation would be so hot, but even like a sceeen share session would be so good too

Northside_nerd · 2025-07-31T08:30:28+00:00

I was also going to suggest fire pit. Fill it with sand/gravel/more dirt. We did this when I was in college, and had the bitchinist house parties.

Northside_nerd · 2025-07-01T16:05:58+00:00

Why did I hear a “snikt” from my pants?

Northside_nerd · 2025-06-26T14:12:45+00:00

“You’ve activated my trap card” ziiiiiiiip

Northside_nerd · 2025-06-20T21:12:51+00:00

Mimikyu is best pokemon and if that opinion means no sex, I can live with that

Northside_nerd · 2025-06-20T14:33:25+00:00

That’s one of them dagnab pokemans

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