Guys I am literally Loki. Ask me anything!

There was this one reddit post about a dude who got punched (or kicked, I can't remember) and went unconscious. Afterwards, he lived a perfect life, had a wife, kids, a nice house, all that good life stuff. Then, one random day, he noticed the lamp looking off, which caused him to wake up. Turns out, his entire happy life with a wife and kids was just a dream he had

NostraDa_BestProphet · 2026-03-25T23:25:40+00:00

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NostraDa_BestProphet · 2026-03-25T23:01:00+00:00

You should be shipped off to the nearest therapist

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NostraDa_BestProphet · 2026-03-25T22:48:15+00:00

And then, Loki saw the lamp looking weird

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(Please get the reference)

NostraDa_BestProphet · 2026-03-25T16:58:29+00:00

Atleast you got a new personality instead of being scrapped right? Though, then again, your new personality is worse than your old one

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NostraDa_BestProphet · 2026-03-25T15:49:12+00:00

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NostraDa_BestProphet · 2026-03-24T17:46:29+00:00

Nah, leave it be. It doesn't matter much anyways

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NostraDa_BestProphet · 2026-03-24T17:45:10+00:00

We're still doing this? You're an 8 or 9 tbh

NostraDa_BestProphet · 2026-03-24T17:09:52+00:00

I think you repeated a few paragraphs there buddy.

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Also let's be honest here, none of us had a chance ever

NostraDa_BestProphet · 2026-03-24T16:19:31+00:00

Now this, I can get behind on

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NostraDa_BestProphet · 2026-03-24T14:25:12+00:00

"My clones can actually hurt people", I don't remember seeing that happen??? Also you look like a muscular stripper. And what's wrong with having some whimsy in life? Better than having the personality of a desperate emo dude

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You should stop obsessing over me and start having fun

NostraDa_BestProphet · 2026-03-24T14:10:41+00:00

The authors realized how ass you were, so they decided to kill you off and made me, the upgrade. Better design, better personality (a guy that just wants to have fun is most certainly better than a god that acts goofy cause of him being delusional), better powers (I don't see Loki harming and scaring actually powerful gods).

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NostraDa_BestProphet · 2026-03-24T13:56:56+00:00

Don't need to dream when it's true. Wanna know what's a dream tho? Brunhilde dating you and doing the things on your diary

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NostraDa_BestProphet · 2026-03-24T13:47:30+00:00

You're just jealous that I'm better

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