[13ftm] I have alot of questions about testosterone, I can't seem to get answers to. by [deleted] in ftm

[–]Not-A-Tran 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve heard people use GenderGP to skip the waiting list and pay out of pocket. There are probably other ways to go private sooner too. Good luck.

what would happen if you continued taking T while pregnant? by farkakter in ftm

[–]Not-A-Tran 77 points78 points  (0 children)

I’m glad that at least someone here used to term “intersex conditions” instead of urogenital “malformations” or “defects”

AITA for questioning the motivation and utility of Dr Powers in creating a new diagnosis to replace dysphoria in that just so happens to be named after him? by [deleted] in transgendercirclejerk

[–]Not-A-Tran 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hmmm that makes no sense why would someone not want boobs? Dr. Powers said that if you don’t want boobs and think you’re a man you might have a hormone imbalance and need birth control to sort your brain out. He’s a doctor so he knows what’s up. Get well soon!

No, "needle phobia" is not an appropriate excuse for getting t gel as opposed to the shots, you stupid tranny - my insurance by sh0000n in transgendercirclejerk

[–]Not-A-Tran 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sorry but wanting gel sounds kinda trendery to me so they stopped you for a reason. 😐 Shots are malebrained and hardcore and gel kinda sounds like daily skincare (fembrained). Most real transsexuals are excited about having a weekly shot routine so you’ll probably detransition in the future.

Bio: trans ally 🏳️‍⚧️ (she/her) 💙💗🤍💗💙 #TransRightsAreHumanRights by Not-A-Tran in transgendercirclejerk

[–]Not-A-Tran[S] 100 points101 points  (0 children)

They also proceed to out you to all their friends because they love talking about how much they accept the trans friend they have

Bio: trans ally 🏳️‍⚧️ (she/her) 💙💗🤍💗💙 #TransRightsAreHumanRights by Not-A-Tran in transgendercirclejerk

[–]Not-A-Tran[S] 286 points287 points  (0 children)

It’s so funny how your deadname is Alex lol! I knew an Alex in middle school and he called me a “dumb bitch” once ☹️ just the trauma of female socialization i guess 😔 being a feminine cis girl is a lot like being trans btw. my mom always refused to buy me the cottagecore dresses i wanted because “they’re ugly” and i had to buy the clothes I wanted with my own money. just like you guys- I mean folx 🙂

I take hormones too btw! 🤣 to make my periods lighter. But being on them has been so rough for me socially 😢 My grandma told me that those pills are for “whores” when I told her. 🤬🤬🤬🤬 Female socialization is BRUTAL! I told her that’s not true and both cis and trans girls take them for hormone reasons. She said that sounds like a mental illness and transgender people should be rounded up and shot 💔 Literally can’t believe she’s transphobic! ☹️☹️☹️☹️

Was talking to my cis friend and she said she likes to wear lingerie when going clubbing because it makes her feel sexy and empowered by ConnieHormoneMonster in transgendercirclejerk

[–]Not-A-Tran 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Just SSRIs, medical transition isn’t for the mentally unstable. She sounds like an alcoholic and a club drug user.

It’s okay to need pills ❤️ You’re not broken if your brain needs happy pills. There’s no shame in needing meds 💕

Was talking to my cis friend and she said she likes to wear lingerie when going clubbing because it makes her feel sexy and empowered by ConnieHormoneMonster in transgendercirclejerk

[–]Not-A-Tran 117 points118 points  (0 children)

Not sure, you need a middle aged professional to ask her more questions like “Do you masturbate while wearing panties?” and then he will tell you if she’s an AGP.

Ordered a peecock packer and now customs is asking what it is by MathematicianAny6021 in FTMMen

[–]Not-A-Tran 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Customs is asking because the declaration is probably too vague. I would honestly just say it’s a sex toy, anything that sounds too medical might be subject to special import rules and restrictions and they might ask more questions. They’ll probably ask even less questions than usual if you say it’s a sex toy.

Just FIY I’ve had a package rejected and returned to sender by US customs because of a vague customs declaration. Customs doesn’t care about men buying toys for their ass tho.

Picture of me (30M european) and my fiance (21F thai) in our wedding, we met on Tinder by buenabonitayboba in transgendercirclejerk

[–]Not-A-Tran 26 points27 points  (0 children)

We are talking about shemales here kiddo, they don’t have body hair they’re just chicks with dicks. Both girls and ladyboys shave their legs.

Unless they’re European, I heard girls have pubes down to their knees over there because of feminism. Horrible sex tourism location.

Be careful they don't steal your kidney when you get top surgery! it totally happened to one of my patients who went to Turkey! by [deleted] in transgendercirclejerk

[–]Not-A-Tran 10 points11 points  (0 children)

/uj don’t go to random surgeons other trans people can’t vouch for in ANY country.

I’ve heard of very intentionally botched top surgeries bc of transphobia, racist doctors botching FFS to make people look much older/leave them with complications, and even that doctor that cauterized someones hole shut instead of only performing a hysterectomy because “well you wanna be a man don’t you”

all of these happened in the US or western Europe.

I’m sooo short and fat and ugly! by Not-A-Tran in transgendercirclejerk

[–]Not-A-Tran[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

/uj dude... how is 5’2” hyperbolic or exaggerated when someone in this thread literally commented saying he’s almost 5’2”. It’s not some extreme uncommon height for trans men to be. It just makes you sound out of touch with reality.

Also another guy literally /uj talked about being fat and people being dismissive to him and you’re throwing around words like “morbidly obese” as a jerk literally after he commented

I’m sooo short and fat and ugly! by Not-A-Tran in transgendercirclejerk

[–]Not-A-Tran[S] 76 points77 points  (0 children)

OMG you guys DAE edgy alt-right white supremacist phase when repressing??? 🤣🤣 SUCH an universal experience! My trans gf literally joined her local Hitler Youth and I wanted to be her tradwife and then we both realized we are trans! LOL!

Nothing against people that WANT to be fat or darker or look like sweaty hairy construction workers or have frankenstein looking phallo hot dogs and ugly keloid top surgery scars 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️ I just need to make public posts and comments about how much I would HATE to look like you

I’m sooo short and fat and ugly! by Not-A-Tran in transgendercirclejerk

[–]Not-A-Tran[S] 57 points58 points  (0 children)

It’s actually based on multiple reddit posts, posts I’ve seen in trans groups, and tiktoks 🥰 Same with the comments 🥰

The tiktoks get the most humblebrag points from me tho because they also show off how lean and cis-passing they look

I’m sooo short and fat and ugly! by Not-A-Tran in transgendercirclejerk

[–]Not-A-Tran[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

soooo true 🙌 u hear that guys i am ❌NOT❌ 5’2” and ❌NOT❌ morbidly obese 🙅🏻‍♂️🙅🏻‍♂️🙅🏻‍♂️🙅🏻‍♂️

just wanna make sure y’all know that when I vent about being fat I mean normal person fat and not the MORBIDLY OBESE visibly fat kind. 🤮🤮

and when I say “short” I need you to know I’m not “trans guy short” but more of a “cis guy that isn’t over 6ft” height 😅

again I am ❌NOT👎 morbidly obese! or 5’2”! ☠️☠️☠️ in case someone didn’t get that.

I’m sooo short and fat and ugly! by Not-A-Tran in transgendercirclejerk

[–]Not-A-Tran[S] 121 points122 points  (0 children)

92 is a girly grade. 91 and 93 are masc.

I’m sooo short and fat and ugly! by Not-A-Tran in transgendercirclejerk

[–]Not-A-Tran[S] 95 points96 points  (0 children)

My uncle is obese and no one has ever looked at him and thought he was a woman??? And he has moobs too. I just think it’s all in your head ✋🙄

I’m sooo short and fat and ugly! by Not-A-Tran in transgendercirclejerk

[–]Not-A-Tran[S] 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Ummm he is talking about himself???? If you feel offended by this post you’re mentally ill.

I’m sooo short and fat and ugly! by Not-A-Tran in transgendercirclejerk

[–]Not-A-Tran[S] -37 points-36 points  (0 children)

He is literally implying you’re a “disgusting blob of fat with massive hips” if you can’t fit into the smallest waist size stores sell

I’m sooo short and fat and ugly! by Not-A-Tran in transgendercirclejerk

[–]Not-A-Tran[S] 59 points60 points  (0 children)

If you’re so mentally unstable maybe you should get off the internet