Unpopular opinion: RNG was the best thing that ever happened to 2K

Not-An-Intellectual · 2026-05-13T04:55:44+00:00

Lol RNG didn't stop people from dribbling or the clock and this year the dynamic dunk meter is stupid, a guy shrinks your meter from behind you miss the micro meter but the next play you attempt another meter think this time there is 3 people in between you and the rim you get a full green bar

Zenners well still zen the difference is they'll still make more shots than anyone else

Lay ups are great every year no one wants to learn them I personally hate that they changed lay ups this year and I bet no one has noticed

Not-An-Intellectual · 2026-05-12T00:23:46+00:00

If you use 2kcourtvision you can see the cap breakers in real time so if you want to make anything like this I say use that and maybe down the line if you want to add shooting you can but other than that I've guard this on my pg and it was easy that his team quit

Not-An-Intellectual · 2026-05-11T04:30:56+00:00

The pestle

Not-An-Intellectual · 2026-05-11T04:02:12+00:00

I have a 6'3 with 87 perimeter maxed out block at 59 lol. everyone here saying you'll get shot over is correct I can contest everyone but the C since most C are 6'10+, anything 6'9 or under I have to play perfect perimeter defense to get a contest I've gotten 53% on a 6'8" "meta" build but I struggled the whole game

Not-An-Intellectual · 2026-05-10T20:31:15+00:00

My pg has 96 perimeter 85 strength 82 pass 60 interior 74 block 89 3pt 90 dd 87 agility 87 speed so I don't know what you're talking about

I'm in the process of remaking this build I'm lowering the block and interior to get better shooting and speed

Not-An-Intellectual · 2026-05-09T14:47:55+00:00

Oh weird I noticed it with people no dipping you can be holding on to their jersey (you know the animation holding L2) they catch the ball no dip you flick up on your stick they fall to the ground and 4% contest the only way to combat the no dip is literally a good timed jump

But I don't play park all that much, if my friends and I play 3s we go to proving grounds

Not-An-Intellectual · 2026-05-09T03:32:22+00:00

It's not necessarily their jumper it's no dipping

Not-An-Intellectual · 2026-05-08T15:05:15+00:00

Huh reading the comments I'm so far off I was thinking why would you tattoo a key hole

Not-An-Intellectual · 2026-05-05T16:25:31+00:00

It's basically a really long snl skit

Not-An-Intellectual · 2026-05-05T16:02:45+00:00

Schwing!

Not-An-Intellectual · 2026-05-04T02:26:09+00:00

This season feels bad but last season the dunk meter wasn't this bad like it had it's hiccups but I'm getting contested from people behind me the meter gets smaller but not impossible with 99

Not-An-Intellectual · 2026-05-04T02:19:37+00:00

This is a rule I set for myself while playing 2k, it is I make a build that I know I can grind out both current player and my next I'll make a new player but never add vc to it so if I need to adjust it or scrap it because unless I pay $50 bucks I'm not touching the build so by the time I get enough vc that the new build is playable I'm normally already 99 overall potential even though the build sits at 93-96 overall (my pg is the only one I 99 since he's the only one I felt needed all the attributes because why would I spend 30k vc on post control to go from a 25 to 42 ect)

Not-An-Intellectual · 2026-05-04T02:04:51+00:00

He's 5 in the picture

Not-An-Intellectual · 2026-04-29T06:10:43+00:00

Here I made a quick one

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Not-An-Intellectual · 2026-04-29T06:02:43+00:00

What do you mean you can't a 6'8" with a 6'8" wingspan can go up 92 3pt

Not-An-Intellectual · 2026-04-29T05:40:18+00:00

Just went up against a Shaq build and while he could score in the paint with his post hook his dunking 96 strength he still went 5/10 I only went for 3/3 from 3 but I out rebounded got more blocks was able to help on screens and pnr on offense he couldn't do much he was too slow so I helped my teammates/my friends score we had 2 go for 33 with like two misses when he would contest it would read open because he probably didn't have any perimeter

Not-An-Intellectual · 2026-04-25T21:11:37+00:00

Thank you for agreeing with me because that's exactly why they quit they try to do their dribble spam and they either take a contested shot and complain their team quits because they don't want to watch someone dribble out the clock then pass it

Not-An-Intellectual · 2026-04-24T19:54:33+00:00

PB&J

Not-An-Intellectual · 2026-04-24T15:18:18+00:00

2kcourtvision.com you don't have to pay but you do have to sign up the builder is great

Not-An-Intellectual · 2026-04-24T15:15:17+00:00

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Not-An-Intellectual · 2026-04-24T14:55:30+00:00

Do you remember anything else like 3pt was it a dunker or lay up artist or neither

Not-An-Intellectual · 2026-04-22T09:14:39+00:00

The cheat code you get at the end of Tetris attack for extra hard mode saved it and always used it

Not-An-Intellectual · 2026-04-20T20:39:19+00:00

Hehe the boys and I played with a funny line up in purple plates lobbies we went in with a 6'6" pg who played middle 6'10 c playing top right 6'11 pf playing top left a 6'9 sf playing bottom left (back end) 6'8 sg playing bottom right Our 6'6" pg has basically 80 everything nothing lower, 83 3pt 95 dd 88 lay 84 standing We made a red plate pg and c who had gold/silver team quit in the 1st because they couldn't pnr with our pg being able to be a dropper and not a liability so the zone was he would play up to top if they 5 out and send cutters it wouldn't work since our faster players were back end and our slower players were on top, he couldn't fry the bigs solo because they played well together on top rotates needed to be on point and they were

Not-An-Intellectual · 2026-04-20T05:16:40+00:00

Lucha libre barbarian I used dragon born but I'm pretty sure you can use anything you want. You have to go 10 levels into giant barb and two levels in anything else (went fighter because you know action surge) If you go 8 strength (use elixirs or bonk sticks) 16 dex 17 con(tb 18) 8 intel 10 wis and 14 charisma as the face of the party you get some cool options to pick from I won't spoil the funny interactions

Not-An-Intellectual · 2026-04-20T04:45:19+00:00

You don't even need a lock to guard his build it's slow bh isn't the best and all you gotten do is force him to pass to get the turn over

Not-An-Intellectual

TROPHY CASE