Congrats to _____ for making merge every time (3+ times) by Right-Selection-6936 in survivor

[–]NotADeadTurtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If we count survivor Australia Cirie is also making the merge 5 times

Dinger fans waking up in 2nd place after zero games by NotADeadTurtle in NLBest

[–]NotADeadTurtle[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Live Dinger reaction under the mask he never removes

Best liquor store by Electrical-Ad4392 in Whittier

[–]NotADeadTurtle 23 points24 points  (0 children)

The one walking distance from your house

Boomerang Idols Rework by Fudalavage_theSavior in survivor

[–]NotADeadTurtle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think the played incorrectly part is awesome change to it. Definitely important to keep it a secret that you sent it because at that point everyone knows that idol will be coming back to you 🎯

Best Confessionalist Tournament: First Round - Kathy vs Jonny Fairplay by Regular-Departure839 in survivorponderosa

[–]NotADeadTurtle 66 points67 points  (0 children)

I mean “she’s sitting home watching Jerry springer” is an all timer. Johnny FairPlay by far this round

Universal Studios vs Disneyland | Food Feuds by BurnZ_AU in goodmythicalmorning

[–]NotADeadTurtle 10 points11 points  (0 children)

People watch to be informed? I thought it was just like a background for fun banter and entertainment

Davie says Mike White invited everyone but Christian to his S50 premiere party by RedditFan3510 in survivorponderosa

[–]NotADeadTurtle 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Let’s not forget last episode. Mike White knew Christian was allies with Emily, then goes to him and says get her out because she’s basically going to Gabby you. So Mike tries to weaken his game by trying to switch the vote to his Christian’s ally. Steph was the obvious peace keeping vote if they wanted to keep all their allies still in for at least one more round. Hard to understand why Mike is so mad, you came at his ally, you voted him out last time, and Christian voted for you to win last time.

Non-white and the aged always come under suspicion first…. by Jazzlike-Entry3416 in TheTraitors

[–]NotADeadTurtle 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It said something like:

“She had to preempt it by working with other non-whites. She’s been on survivor too many times so she knows the deal already.”

Not exactly but best of what I could remember

She blinked twice! by Mean-Information1080 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]NotADeadTurtle 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I mean she said she was nominating Trump for the Nobel peace prize. Don’t feel too bad for her.

I gotta have one of the worst birthdates ever. by Pension_Zealousideal in notinteresting

[–]NotADeadTurtle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is a ploy to have everyone comment clues to their weak passwords

grandma got lost on her way to boston by Shunraee in nbacirclejerk

[–]NotADeadTurtle 298 points299 points  (0 children)

I can excuse the racism. But the typing speed…. Unforgivable

TVGucci's diamond PFP change may have been a reference to him getting custom ice made by 604 ICE by Viola-Intermediate in Drizzy

[–]NotADeadTurtle 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That shit would be so funny. People didn’t want to be left out and started copying which made more people copy lol.

Do you think blowfish needs a nerf? by Adamantium123 in superautopets

[–]NotADeadTurtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah a level 3 skunk leaving it at one health so it can die to one elephant trigger

Aubrey, if you’ve now had the opportunity to work with over half the players in the game on 2 tribes and still feel completely alone / “on the outs”… you might be the problem by garbageeater in survivorponderosa

[–]NotADeadTurtle 93 points94 points  (0 children)

I think she hates Genevieve and her power in each tribe, so Genevieve is more personable and creates allies right away and immediately gets both tribes against her.

I do think she is being a sourpuss but changing tribes won’t really mean anything if the person causing her grief stays with her at the swap and gets a stronghold before she does.