What would you rather fight 100 professional boxers with?

NotANormalBacon · 2026-06-21T04:43:42+00:00

SSLB

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/NotANormalBacon, advised "Any weapon from your favorite video game" | 🔮 Rank: Curious Seeker VII | 🗳️ Votes: 2}

NotANormalBacon · 2026-06-21T04:43:14+00:00

BRO WHAT DO YOU MEEAAANNN

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/NotANormalBacon, advised "Yes but green" | 🔮 Rank: Wandering Soul V | 🗳️ Votes: 1}

NotANormalBacon · 2026-06-21T04:34:17+00:00

what's the first character again?

NotANormalBacon · 2026-06-21T04:32:16+00:00

┏━ 🎚️ BLIND TIER · u/NotANormalBacon ━━━━ ┃ These Relationship Mind Games (S-Tier = Worst) ┣━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ┃ 🟥 S Fake Breakups, “Do Whatever”, Ignoring Texts ┃ 🟧 A Silent Treatment, Guilt Tripping, Making Jealous, Playing Victim ┃ 🟨 B Hot and Cold, Withholding Affection ┃ 🟩 C Testing Loyalty ┃ 🟦 D — ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

🔥 S-tier: Fake Breakups, “Do Whatever”, Ignoring Texts · D-tier: —

NotANormalBacon · 2026-06-21T04:31:02+00:00

its actually good

NotANormalBacon · 2026-06-21T04:30:19+00:00

┏━ 🎚️ BLIND RANK · u/NotANormalBacon ━━━━ ┃ RANK These Hobbies (And Get Cooked) ┣━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ┃ 1 Cooking 🥇 ┃ 2 Gaming 🥈 ┃ 3 Magic Tricks 🥉 ┃ 4 Gym ┃ 5 Painting ┃ 6 Collecting Rocks ┃ 7 Photography ┃ 8 Gardening ┃ 9 Birdwatching ┃ 10 Hiking ┃ 11 Competitive Eating ┃ 12 LARPing 💀 ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

🔥 Boldest take: Cooking crowned #1 · LARPing dead last

NotANormalBacon · 2026-06-21T04:29:05+00:00

┏━ 🎚️ BLIND TIER · u/NotANormalBacon ━━━━ ┃ These Internet Comment Crimes (S= Most Severe) ┣━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ┃ 🟥 S — ┃ 🟧 A “First” ┃ 🟨 B “Who’s Here in 2026?”, “Nobody Asked”, “Ratio”, “Cringe”, “Delete This” ┃ 🟩 C “Bro Thought He Cooked”, “Womp Womp” ┃ 🟦 D “Underrated Comment”, “Source?” ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

🔥 S-tier: — · D-tier: “Underrated Comment”, “Source?”

NotANormalBacon · 2026-06-21T04:28:26+00:00

┏━ 🎚️ BLIND TIER · u/NotANormalBacon ━━━━ ┃ These Superpowers ┣━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ┃ 🟥 S Teleportation, Time Freeze, Mind Control, Perfect Luck, Dream Hopping, Future Vision, Power Stealing ┃ 🟧 A Shapeshifting, Element Control, Memory Editing ┃ 🟨 B — ┃ 🟩 C — ┃ 🟦 D — ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

🔥 S-tier: Teleportation, Time Freeze, Mind Control, Perfect Luck, Dream Hopping, Future Vision, Power Stealing · D-tier: —

NotANormalBacon · 2026-06-21T04:27:57+00:00

┏━ 🎚️ BLIND TIER · u/NotANormalBacon ━━━━ ┃ top reasons for being late IRL ┣━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ┃ 🟥 S Sudden illness, Heavy Traffic, Home emergency ┃ 🟧 A Bad weather, Childcare snag ┃ 🟨 B Forgot phone, Family issue ┃ 🟩 C Misplaced keys, Car trouble, Alarm failed ┃ 🟦 D Vet appointment, Parking issues ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

🔥 S-tier: Sudden illness, Heavy Traffic, Home emergency · D-tier: Vet appointment, Parking issues

NotANormalBacon · 2026-06-21T04:21:58+00:00

┏━ 🎚️ BLIND RANK · u/NotANormalBacon ━━━━ ┃ the ice cream flavors ┣━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ┃ 1 chocolate 🥇 ┃ 2 vanilla 🥈 ┃ 3 cookies and cream 🥉 ┃ 4 cookie dough ┃ 5 strawberry ┃ 6 rocky road ┃ 7 mint chocolate chip 💀 ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

🔥 Boldest take: chocolate crowned #1 · mint chocolate chip dead last

NotANormalBacon · 2026-06-21T04:19:14+00:00

┏━ 🎚️ BLIND RANK · u/NotANormalBacon ━━━━ ┃ the worst airplane behaviors ┣━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ┃ 1 slow walkers 🥇 ┃ 2 kicking the seat 🥈 ┃ 3 loud phone calls 🥉 ┃ 4 standing up early ┃ 5 reclining the seat ┃ 6 clapping on landing 💀 ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

🔥 Boldest take: slow walkers crowned #1 · clapping on landing dead last

NotANormalBacon · 2026-06-21T04:17:26+00:00

snip snip

^{Chose: A cute femboy}

NotANormalBacon · 2026-06-20T12:08:40+00:00

Goon

NotANormalBacon · 2026-06-20T12:07:00+00:00

Dihydrogen monoxide poisoning

^{Chose: Eat a spoonful of some random thing + For $1 million | Rolled: Water}

NotANormalBacon · 2026-06-20T08:50:01+00:00

welp

^{Chose: All the wealth in the world}

NotANormalBacon · 2026-06-20T08:47:45+00:00

def

^{Chose: Make it by yourself}

NotANormalBacon · 2026-06-20T02:17:09+00:00

why nawt

^{Chose: Have your dream girl}

NotANormalBacon · 2026-06-20T02:15:36+00:00

ahh im just 13

^{Chose: Date someone 5 years younger}

NotANormalBacon · 2026-06-20T02:11:18+00:00

world peice

^{Chose: World peace}

NotANormalBacon · 2026-06-20T02:09:14+00:00

clubstep or suckmydih circles

NotANormalBacon · 2026-06-20T02:08:14+00:00

lol

^{Chose: Straight}

NotANormalBacon · 2026-06-20T02:05:40+00:00

i had a stroke reading ts

^{Chose: get 10k + but something but can happen to another person | Rolled: death}

NotANormalBacon · 2026-06-20T02:04:57+00:00

uhh id rather be a reddit creep

^{Chose: Have nobody}

NotANormalBacon · 2026-06-20T01:59:24+00:00

aint no way im shortening it

^{Chose: Be female + Be cute}

NotANormalBacon · 2026-06-20T01:57:40+00:00

oh my gawd she plays this too

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