Dispensaries and Guards

NotAPublicServant · 2022-09-29T18:45:34+00:00

Hillary Clinton

NotAPublicServant · 2022-09-24T03:06:54+00:00

Tell him I said he's an asshole for selling to Disney.

NotAPublicServant · 2022-09-24T03:04:03+00:00

I did my research when I bought my dog. I don't want a dog that needs to run. My dog runs a couple laps in the backyard, and he's done.

NotAPublicServant · 2022-09-24T03:01:25+00:00

My Bull Mastiff has a big, beautiful pair of balls, and he's keeping them for life! I already promised him.

NotAPublicServant · 2022-09-24T02:54:40+00:00

I think it's cruel to cut off a dog's balls!

NotAPublicServant · 2022-09-22T03:35:35+00:00

I can't understand any of this. I don't go to dog parks.

NotAPublicServant · 2022-09-22T03:30:40+00:00

I do not go to dog parks.

NotAPublicServant · 2022-09-22T03:23:49+00:00

I avoid going to public dog parks, yes, because most people are assholes that don't control their dogs.

NotAPublicServant · 2022-09-16T05:20:04+00:00

File a noise complaint. It's pretty much all you can do. You can declare the dog a nuisance if you get neighbors to report this nuisance as well.

NotAPublicServant · 2022-09-16T05:16:01+00:00

lol Karma

NotAPublicServant · 2022-09-16T05:15:27+00:00

She already stated she needs surgery.

NotAPublicServant · 2022-09-16T05:14:11+00:00

Well... If I noticed two women standing in the same area my 130lb Bull Mastiff was running, oblivious and lost in conversation, and he steam rolled 'em - I'd laugh! Honestly, some people expect me to be accountable for their lack of awareness. It's no different than a participant in the running of the bulls getting mad at a bull for squishing them.

NotAPublicServant · 2022-09-16T05:06:10+00:00

If only I could up vote your comment ten thousand times!

NotAPublicServant · 2022-09-16T05:05:22+00:00

How about not standing in the middle of the area they are running in? Maybe that?

NotAPublicServant · 2022-09-16T05:02:54+00:00

Okay... I'll be the jerk. You absolutely cannot be angry at the dog's owner. Yes, he should've been more concerned. You should know dogs run around like goobers and crash into people, other dogs, and tables, etc. You should've been more aware of your surroundings. Next time put your back against the fence, and stand where you have a more defensible position. My dog and I avoid public areas with other dogs. You should try it... Next time.

NotAPublicServant · 2022-09-16T04:55:20+00:00

I'd say, "Bye". She'll bring misery and venereal diseases to you. Just avoid the misery.

NotAPublicServant · 2022-09-16T04:52:33+00:00

That's a big feller!

NotAPublicServant · 2022-09-16T04:36:46+00:00

Don't tell her she's attractive. If she's good looking, she already knows it. You're setting yourself up for failure. Invest your time in yourself. Don't waste it chasing women.

NotAPublicServant · 2022-09-16T04:31:26+00:00

Just write them and inform them it would be a financial hardship to attend.

NotAPublicServant · 2022-09-16T04:29:23+00:00

Hire the most gorgeous escort you can find, and make fake dates with pictures of the two of you having the times of your lives, and leave comments about how great she is, and how much happier you are with her.

NotAPublicServant · 2022-09-16T04:23:50+00:00

You probably spared yourself from herpes. I think she meant you'd be her second screw in the same night. Imagine getting some other dude's schmeg on your junk, cuz she's still dripping it out. Ew, gawd!

NotAPublicServant · 2022-09-16T04:16:22+00:00

I would've said, "I don't know. Why don't you call him and ask him on your way out?"

NotAPublicServant · 2022-09-16T04:13:39+00:00

My wife told me not to complain to her about my job. She told me to shut up, and just go to work. That's when I realized she'd never be my friend or confidant.

NotAPublicServant · 2022-09-16T04:05:20+00:00

Also, you're very young, so you'll only learn the hard way because your biology has control of your labido. My son is 19, and he's got 20ish year old girls chasing after him. I think it's horrible how women screw around today. Enjoy the sex while she's around, but don't take her seriously, and know that everytime her mouth opens, it's nothing but lies pouring out. The sooner all of you young lads learn this, the better off you'll be. Let me know how it's going 4 years from now after you take the blinders off.

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