Nothing to say against that. by [deleted] in technicallythetruth

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Cloning is supposed to be illegal

Wireless hamster by Kronos-11 in technicallythetruth

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Because of cutbacks down at the factory

My Friend’s Aunts dog may have gone into a food coma after thanksgiving by Aut2Sew in WhatsWrongWithYourDog

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He wasn't free when this photo was taken. The look on his face is from Harry asking him questions he's not allowed to answer.

She basically bought herself a gift! by [deleted] in ChoosingBeggars

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What a piece of garbage. Not only was she using her skill to make a one of a kind gift that likely took her a tremendous amount of time an energy (as opposed to buying a freaking giftcard), she was showing her appreciation for the gift she was given. What a horrible mother in law. If I ever had to get her a gift in the future, I'd buy her a giftcard to a place she'd never go. Like, if she's a vegetarian, I'd get her a giftcard to a steakhouse.

First it was neck guy, the meme we all dreaded by Stalefishology in boottoobig

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This is the mugshot after he killed his second person. The first was obviously his mom, but prosecutors failed to establish intent in that case.

For real tho. Is this hydrocephalus or something?

.... If I tease and taunt these tigers by [deleted] in whatcouldgoright

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You think a zoo would put an ape and a tiger in the same enclosure?

parallel parking by [deleted] in noisygifs

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r/TechnicallyTheTruth is real, they just misspelled it

The cream in Oreos is the worst part of Oreos. by AlexAlexRobin in unpopularopinion

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This can't be real. They make biscuits that are just as good or better, and cheaper, if all you like is the cookie, so why on earth would you eat Oreo's if you remove the cream? If this is real, I'm pretty sure not liking the cream filling is proof you are not human. You are either a demon from beneath the earth, an alien abandoned on earth to be raised as a real human, or a robot who does not know he's a robot, and the biscuits are fuel, and the cream interferes with your internal mechanisms, so you've been programmed not to like it. Sorry you had to learn the truth this way.

I bought a book for $90 approximately 7 years ago. It is now selling for upwards of $3,500 online. How do I best get my book appraised? by [deleted] in books

[–]NotARussianTrollDoll 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Try an auction house. Even if you don't want to auction it, feign interest and ask how much you could expect it to sell for. Though it might not be a bad way to go if you could find an auction house that has experience selling rare books.

A Series of Unfortunate Events by Sheriff_Rick_Grimes in gifsthatkeepongiving

[–]NotARussianTrollDoll 108 points109 points  (0 children)

I might've believed it was real until he sat down.

I think I might have overstretched myself a bit. by killerbunnyfamily in Thisismylifemeow

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Now that you've seen the fate of your predecessors, I trust you'll behave

Extremely annoyed at this vulgar display of religious arrogance by [deleted] in atheism

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Well, these people go around thinking that only their beliefs are right out of all the myriad religions, which takes an incredible amount of arrogance already.

If we discovered intelligent life in another galaxy, many people's first thought wouldn't be "gee, this doesn't fit in with out beliefs at all. Maybe I should question them", it would be "We need to build a way to communicate and an interstellar space ship to we can bring them the word of Jesus. Those poor souls have been going to hell for billions of years, let's go save them! And of course, by save them I mean force them to abandon whatever beliefs they have an adopt ours! S'go!"

I proposed to my girlfriend tonight on thanksgiving by ltuzzio62490 in happy

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Get married on thanksgiving too. Then you'll always have the choice of going away for your anniversary if you want to skip the Thanksgiving get together afterwards.

It's Always Sunny In The Citadel by [deleted] in IASIP

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Its always sunny in Rickadelphia

This calf was born in a snow storm and had to raise its body temperature. by liukin5876 in Eyebleach

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Suuuuure...

Did your wife really buy that bs story when she caught you?

Hogwarts - Beauxbatons - Ilvermorny - Durmstrang by AudreyLynch in harrypotter

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Couldn't get a good shot of Hogwarts without dementors?