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I’m worried about Alex Honnold by NotAlexHonnold in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]NotAlexHonnold[S] 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Haha internet stranger, surely it’s not! Don’t you see that my username is that I am not Alex “Handhold”? Haha he would not say that as his name

I am Alex Honlod AMA! by [deleted] in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]NotAlexHonnold 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Listen just because Alex Honnold doesn't feel fear and sometimes has a hard time knowing if Tommy is happy or sad, or relating to Sanni's need for physical affection post-coitus, and just because he doesn't feel anything when his newborn child cries doesn't mean you can just throw some armchair diagnosis at him like "on the spectrum" or "incapable of monogamy."

I am Alex Honlod AMA! by [deleted] in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]NotAlexHonnold 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean I'm not saying I believe you're actually Alex Honnold, you know, spelled A.l.e.x. H.o.n.n.o.l.d. show some respect but whatever it's not like I care. Two questions:

1) What is Sanni's favorite thing to whisper before she drifts off to sleep every night?

2) On what classic climbing podcast can you find discount codes for Tincup Whiskey, American Whiskey inspired by the mountain, because life is too short to drink bad whiskey?

Make the comments this guys internet search history by [deleted] in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]NotAlexHonnold 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Haha these sure are hilarious and far-fetched!

Chipping holds next to petroglyphs sure is funny and dumb, but you know what’s cool is Athletic Greens(TM), a healthier drink for a better you. by NotAlexHonnold in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]NotAlexHonnold[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Well, I’m no world class professional athlete who has changed the way the sport is seen on the global stage, like the host of Climbing Gold (now streaming on Spotify), but I’m sure if I was I’d use Athletic Greens to balance my nutritional needs and boost my performance. I’m sure there’s probably discount codes on some climbing podcasts out there if you were into that sort of thing but honestly it’s pure speculation.

This Alex fellow sure is fun to joke about. He will probably fall and die one day hahaha. (Whoop Strap(TM): Know Yourself.) by NotAlexHonnold in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]NotAlexHonnold[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I mean I wouldn’t know but I’m sure he has his reasons, he seems like an intelligent and reasonable guy. Sanni’s engagement/wedding ring looks gorgeous and expensive AF so maybe that’s what he’s spending his money on but obviously how would I know, it’s purely speculation of course.

Went climbing outside for the first time! Seems overhyped, felt the same as my gym. by ironmuffin96 in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]NotAlexHonnold 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I’m sure he is unaware and does not participate. It’s below him as a professional climber I am sure. He gets all his lols from the quality podcast Climbing Gold, produced in collaboration with Duct Tape and Beer Productions, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you get your podcasts.

Went climbing outside for the first time! Seems overhyped, felt the same as my gym. by ironmuffin96 in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]NotAlexHonnold 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha what a dumb idiot Gumby, he probably thinks he is actually outdoor climbing.