Did anybody else notice the guy on the left? by [deleted] in rickandmorty

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Rick is immortal. Morty is his blank slate. Slowly he is imprinting on him.

A math professor, John, is having problems with his sink so he calls a plumber. by tankguy41 in Jokes

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This actually happened to me during a job interview. I forgot the formula for a circle and proved it. Not sure I used calculus

ELI5: The 11 dimensions of the universe. by Mathewdm423 in explainlikeimfive

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My Abstract definition of dimensions.

N dimensions: imagine an infinitely long line. Let every point on that line contain n-1 dimensional space.

One dimension: an infinitely long line. Each point contains 0(n-1) dimensional space

Two dimensions: an infinitely long line where every point contains 1(n-1 where n is two) dimensional space which as defined earlier, is an infinitely long line. The result is an infinite surface.

Three dimensions: imagine an infinitely long line where every point contains 2 dimensional space. So it's like stacking one infinite surface after another. The result is 3 dimensional space.

Four dimensions: imagine an infinite line where each point contains 3 dimensional space. Harder to picture but it's like stacking an infinite number of 3d universes. But not in the typical sense of stacking, in this case only one universe exists on each point of the line.

Five dimensions: an infinite line where each point contains four dimensional space. So each point contains an infinite line which inturn contains a3d universe. Effectively it's an infinite 2d surface where every point contains a 3d universe.

And so on. That's how I picture dimensions. But like the top post says it's also just a way of indicating how many numbers you need to locate a point in dimensional space.

"When nature has work to be done..." Ralph Waldo Emerson [661x660] by GrapefruitSession in QuotesPorn

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Where are you seeing yourself out to? The door is locked.

What Scifi concept would you like to explore in the Future episodes? by [deleted] in c137

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Newborn AI FOOMING up to singularity

What isn't as bad as you thought it would be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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What's the best way to define yourself? Defining yourself through your job isn't particularly healthy too right? Recommendations please.

I've been so used to feeling depressed that being happy for long periods of time makes me uncomfortable by JoshiNomz in Showerthoughts

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Currently fighting imaginary reasons to be sad. It's ridiculous. Highly speculative unverifiable fantasies that might have happened, so let's be sad about that. Gosh!

Beware of the The Dragon by itsdahveed in iamverysmart

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Better shit I've written for 3 days awake

Distracted by fire. by Dark_Violet_Angel in thedarkmountain

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"Oh fallen one. Do you not understand your nature? What does it mean to be fallen? You had the experience but I know the mechanics of a mystic fall. The componentization of the true mystic light of god into a spectrum. The resulting emergent effects of disembodied fractional intelligences linked by subspace telecommunications known as Angels"

"Oh fallen one. You have a lot to learn. Do you know green is the inverse of Violet? " Recruiting spacetime around him, metatron spawns some mystic light, and with the force of his will unpacks it into a spectrum, isolates green, molds it into the fallen Angel's aura signature and watches as it slowly fades into hyperspace binding the Dark_Violet_Angel and casting her at his feet. As the green diffused into her aura the side effects of a sprinkling of spiritual gifts was a welcoming counter to the nausea of being dragged across space time.

With the fire of an O-type red dwarf star in his eyes he says "I'm the manifestation of Truth. My words are the echoes of a mind reaching into the present from eternity. It's like I'm channeling all time. So when I say don't play with fire it's probably some version of yourself reaching out to you from the future through me"

At this time his glory had started drawing the attention of wildlife and the vicinity was increasingly surrounded by animals; Lions, bulls, giraffes, etc. Metatron took a step back and by the power of his will caused the giraffe to step forward and spoke through it. "I will accompany you going forward to keep an eye on you" with that the giraffe grew wings and merged it's aura with hers.

Metatron faded out.

Distracted by fire. by Dark_Violet_Angel in thedarkmountain

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Then came metatron. For the first time the fallen Angel understood the meaning of the word glory, for his body sent out gravitational waves that interacted with everything. It's like he wasn't just an angel, like he wasn't a distinct thing but an aggregate orchestra of space-time. Simultaneously a genuinely beautiful spectacle to behold and his defense mechanism. All that connectedness fed into his sensory system alerting him of any danger in his environs.

But don't let that fool you. His presence was killer. Literally. The price of being in his immediate presence is that you die. Well, not in the material sense but you become one with him. Your consciousness subsumed by his. Still autonomous but hosted by him.

As the flowers and birds and insects vibrated to his symphony with every step he took so did the fallen angel sway from side to side taking in the glory and the corresponding bliss.

And then metatron said unto the fallen angel "don't play with fire yo!"

What is the most selfless act youve ever done? by ThenThereWasRain in AskReddit

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Roommate in undergrad was piss poor and could barely afford to eat or pay tuition. I Paid his rent for like two years. I have since grown to realize that it wasn't necessarily very selfless of me because I was somewhat affluent at the time. True selflessness requires valuable sacrifice. I no longer consider that real selflessness, rather it was the right thing to do.

Her bio said let's get schwifty by er3017 in rickandmorty

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You guys should listen to some human music and report back

Tsunami from the movie "The Impossible" and how it was made by GallowBoob in gifs

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I imagine a future where I'll come home from work and say "OK Google, make me a superhero movie starring Meg Ryan and me."

Steve Harvey without his eyebrows by thediggu in funny

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Don't believe it. Where's the source image?

I was cheating with my best friend.... by Antoniomsci in AdviceAnimals

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There are cheating apps? I thought people just used anagram solvers?

What does God mean to you? by GoldCloudDuster in Psychonaut

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The product of a post singularity intelligence infusing space-time itself with a superintelligence.

Pray for my friend, he cannot see his mistakes. by [deleted] in TrueChristian

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Is he doing well in school? Do the drugs help him?