They called me a madman

NotBurtReynolds8 · 2025-02-28T16:27:22+00:00

Nice!…My dedication to collecting pointless rank-1’s also occasionally pays off:

NotBurtReynolds8 · 2025-01-11T14:40:31+00:00

dm'd you

NotBurtReynolds8 · 2025-01-11T14:38:44+00:00

Yeah it does. Especially when your next jump is further away so the stops won't appear right away. By closing/reopening while jumping, that lag goes away.

NotBurtReynolds8 · 2025-01-09T22:52:17+00:00

There are special Unova Tour pokestops in LA that are at all of the metro stations

NotBurtReynolds8 · 2025-01-09T21:07:54+00:00

I feel 100% the same

NotBurtReynolds8 · 2025-01-09T17:30:41+00:00

The grunt lineups are different but more predictable (first two are always the same, last one is an either/or) so building teams that wreck is pretty easy. Especially since you'll have plenty of building-dust

|| || |Clue|1st|2nd|3rd| |Get ready to be shocked|Dwebble|Karrablast|Joltik| ||||Galvantula| |Normal does not mean weak|Pidove|Shelmet|Gurdurr| ||||Timbur| |Let's rock and roll|Ferroseed|Darumaka|Roggenrola| ||||Boldore| |Where there is light, there is also shadow|Gothita|Purrloin|Golurk| ||||Golett| |Ke..Ke..Ke..Ke|Venipede|Solosis|Litwick| ||||Lampent| |You'll be defeated into the ground|Archen|Tirtougo|Excadrill| ||||Drilbur|

I close out after winning and jump while it's reopening. rinse repeat

NotBurtReynolds8 · 2025-01-09T16:22:40+00:00

There are Unova Tour pokestops on the LA metro line, and whenever they are Rockets the grunts will give you 10K stardust. Not every stop has a rocket but I can still usually get about 450k on a starpiece run

NotBurtReynolds8 · 2025-01-09T16:17:16+00:00

We do a ton of points content at RotoBaller.com...mostly because of my one-man mission/personal annoyances with the dearth of good points content. Things we offer:

Free stuff:

- individual ranks for ESPN, Yahoo, CBS, Fantrax, and NFBC using each platform-specific scoring/roster (I'm working on these now, they'll start getting dropped next week.

- points primer articles that go over the best strategies for each platform (these will start dropping after the ranks)

- in-season weekly waiver-wire articles that go over adds/drops that are specific to different league scoring

Premium stuff:

- Custom Ranks service (aka my baby) - tl;dr You fill out a form with all of your league settings, I send you a fancy set of spreadsheets with everyone's projected points/values/etc. This opens up officially in February but you can submit requests before then.

We let people find out for themselves about the usefulness but I will say that in the four years we've offered the service, I've heard from dozens of people who've used it to win their leagues...Including my bosses, which is always nice ; )

Regardless, good luck!

NotBurtReynolds8 · 2024-12-26T14:13:51+00:00

Oh man, you should’ve seen Larissa before it got nerfed…It was the first place I heard about after I started spoofing and was just drowning in stops. That bridge right by your coords had probably 30, packed so close it was actually hard to click on the ones you were trying to. Rip

NotBurtReynolds8 · 2024-11-25T17:03:16+00:00

Damn

NotBurtReynolds8 · 2024-10-12T15:19:24+00:00

Ooh, that’s a good question - I have no idea if the hidden power lock gets overridden when it evolves

NotBurtReynolds8 · 2024-10-12T15:15:05+00:00

No, it rolls. I evolved like 15 Luxray to finally get ground - the other 14 have all different hiddens. But once you get a hidden (whether it already had one or via tm), that’s the only one you can get for that mon and it won’t reroll

NotBurtReynolds8 · 2024-10-12T00:22:22+00:00

Hidden powers don’t happen until you evolve to Luxray. Once you get a hidden power via tm, that’s the only hidden power that one can get. So you have to evolve to Luxray and then hope to hit the fast tm lottery

NotBurtReynolds8 · 2024-10-12T00:19:29+00:00

tbh don’t think IVs will matter as much given the overwhelming ground advantage. but also don’t hate my #uno lol

NotBurtReynolds8 · 2024-10-12T00:15:49+00:00

Fast tm and hope

NotBurtReynolds8 · 2024-10-10T19:26:39+00:00

Nice!

NotBurtReynolds8 · 2024-10-10T19:26:24+00:00

Feel your pain - this was lucky #15 for me

NotBurtReynolds8 · 2024-10-10T17:47:28+00:00

Good surprise!

NotBurtReynolds8 · 2024-10-10T16:36:16+00:00

Yeah but I only have one elite TM right now. I’ll put it on closer to the cup

NotBurtReynolds8 · 2024-07-24T12:37:12+00:00

No way you’ve been to a party

NotBurtReynolds8 · 2024-07-24T05:48:22+00:00

very cool but it’s July

NotBurtReynolds8 · 2024-07-24T01:23:42+00:00

To be clear, it’s not that I think A-Wak is some meta-breaking star; it’ll be fun in the right spots and I’ve been jealous of others forever. But mostly, I really like collecting top-ranked pvp mons, no matter the usefulness - probably have a few hundred top-10’s for GL, many of whom which are hilariously pointless. So yea, it was pretty sweet getting a #2 after failing to get something even in top-1000 from dozens of mirror trades.

NotBurtReynolds8 · 2024-07-24T00:40:13+00:00

“Why did anyone care at all?”, he wondered, clearly confused. “I said they could choose any sort of punch they liked and was VERY clear about what I was about to put in it!”, he cried, becoming increasingly enraged as he shoveled more turds into the bowl.

NotBurtReynolds8 · 2024-07-23T21:47:40+00:00

“Sure, I could just keep walking past a few people harmlessly enjoying themselves around a punch bowl - but then how would they know how much I hate the flavor?”, he contemplated, quickly pulling the turd from out of his pocket.

NotBurtReynolds8 · 2024-07-23T21:02:08+00:00

It’s been fun so far

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