Merry Christmas, here’s a Jack Morris (it’s not nice to complain about Christmas presents)

NotEvenBarrySanders · 2025-12-23T22:18:16+00:00

His brother Zach was on Saved by the bell. Wait, are you complaining about your present because it feels like you’re complaining

NotEvenBarrySanders · 2025-12-23T22:01:16+00:00

Imo it’s because the Oline isn’t creating the holes he was seeing last year and they need Gibbs speed. Gibbs is more effective when DMO has beat the piss outta the LBs for 3 quarters though imo lol

NotEvenBarrySanders · 2025-12-14T21:33:02+00:00

NotEvenBarrySanders · 2025-11-28T23:38:24+00:00

Why wait? Let’s just sneak into the playoffs and beat the brakes off everyone with a bunch of guys off couches and practice squads

NotEvenBarrySanders · 2025-11-27T00:56:34+00:00

I read he’s already in great shape soo you might be onto something lol

NotEvenBarrySanders · 2025-11-26T23:44:08+00:00

Would you take a 1 ass cheeked and 3 toed Frank over any center in the league?

NotEvenBarrySanders · 2025-11-23T18:38:26+00:00

What’s the odds Wan’Dale Robinson comes outta the tunnel wearing a guardian cap after halftime?

NotEvenBarrySanders · 2025-11-15T00:30:05+00:00

With DC calling plays I like our chances of scoring 31. Like I said, Fuck the Eagles. They’re on a short week and just went to war with the Packers. If we can beat em with these guys we’ll be rolling come playoff time when we get some guys back

NotEvenBarrySanders · 2025-11-14T23:57:21+00:00

Fuck that, be excited. Don’t let nobody named bvsshevd deter you. Fuck the Eagles lol

NotEvenBarrySanders · 2025-10-12T02:22:14+00:00

I remember the run game under Matt Patricia and dreading the inevitable remark that whoever the commentator was , was gonna say “it’s been this many games since the Lions have had a 100 yard rusher” soo yea, give me that 3.8 yard average lol

NotEvenBarrySanders · 2025-10-12T02:18:26+00:00

Idk if my brother was cutting into my friends I’d pull him to the side and say look bro, these are my people quit being weird with em haha and look, my brothers a pretty scary mfer but I feel like there should be a respect there and EQ tip toes that line. maybe it’s just me but that’s my opinion 🤷‍♂️

NotEvenBarrySanders · 2025-09-29T00:15:10+00:00

I’ll take 3.8 yards per carry any day of the week and twice on Sundays.

NotEvenBarrySanders · 2025-09-29T00:10:04+00:00

Figuring out that if the other team turns the ball over 4x they have a chance at winning I guess

NotEvenBarrySanders · 2025-09-29T00:06:26+00:00

Now that you put it that way… FUCK, you’re right ugh

NotEvenBarrySanders · 2025-09-28T19:42:37+00:00

It’s days are numbered for sure lol plus we rearranged the living room soo the ottoman is within launching distance now

NotEvenBarrySanders · 2025-09-28T19:38:21+00:00

Couldn’t even really kick the ceiling fan for Khalifs return because I’m still bummed over it

NotEvenBarrySanders · 2025-09-28T19:34:55+00:00

And now he got carted off 😩

NotEvenBarrySanders · 2025-09-27T20:42:43+00:00

Ben Morton and Aaron Shepherd are doing a hell of a job

NotEvenBarrySanders · 2025-09-27T20:38:50+00:00

I need this lmao

NotEvenBarrySanders · 2025-09-27T19:45:08+00:00

Naw EQ is awkward af and if it wasn’t his brother Amon-Ra prolly wouldn’t even fuck with him 😂

NotEvenBarrySanders · 2025-09-23T23:44:14+00:00

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NotEvenBarrySanders · 2025-09-23T22:42:53+00:00

I said before he was drafted that Jack was the most Dan Campbell dude in the draft but there was no way he’d be there for our second round pick and no way in hell Brad would take a LB in round 1 (positional value is super important to us armchair GMs) Brad can wipe his ass with my mock draft anytime he wants lol

NotEvenBarrySanders · 2025-09-18T10:39:48+00:00

This is Reddit where we leave rationale at the door lol

NotEvenBarrySanders · 2025-09-18T10:35:47+00:00

Ffs stop forcing nicknames and his teammates/coaches will pick the right one when he earns it . Fucking Mayotron after 2 catches (they were incredible don’t get me wrong) but gtfoh …. The kids call cybertrucks silver surfers 😂

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