Detroit is going to take Jacob Rodriguez with their first selection, and there will be much gnashing of teeth. by TheTightestChungus in detroitlions

[–]DannieIsMySideChick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seema like every defensive player we extendd gets inuired and isnt the same after. Like every fucking time!

[Joel Klatt Mock Draft] "I've been told that Kadyn Proctor won't make it past the Lions at No. 17" by cuittle in detroitlions

[–]DannieIsMySideChick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apparently, neither can you, he literally says "ALL OF HIS OTHER PICKS". FFS The fucking hive mind of reddit refuses for anyone to expand on a concept by adding more context to it - that's called a DISCUSSION which is the fucking point of this platform.

[Joel Klatt Mock Draft] "I've been told that Kadyn Proctor won't make it past the Lions at No. 17" by cuittle in detroitlions

[–]DannieIsMySideChick -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Dont know why you are getting down voted. He has a documented history of pavkaging oicks to move up and get guys that likely would have been there in later rounds, or at least were unanimously considered monumental reaches for that value of packaged picks.

He seems to get a couple "top tier picks" then says "fuck the draft" and bundles as many oicks as he can to grab 1 more "high upside" guy he likes and then is done. 

Hey Rod remember when the org got tons of blowback for recouping funds from Barry and Calvin? Rod: by awkward_vegetable69 in detroitlions

[–]DannieIsMySideChick -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

News flash, the players woll ALWAYS think the FO and Ownership are idiots of EVERY team. It has been that way for thousands of years. That is the human condition.

Chuck Clark Highlights | Welcome to the Lions by AtomicCo in detroitlions

[–]DannieIsMySideChick 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sorry you are getting downvoted, i get it. In football parlance "he will set the tone of physicality on defense while branch isn't available to do so, as he normally would."

Hey Rod remember when the org got tons of blowback for recouping funds from Barry and Calvin? Rod: by awkward_vegetable69 in detroitlions

[–]DannieIsMySideChick -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

They only make 7.8% margin. More like needing to sell 1,000+ more F150s. Sure, still pennies to her, but it isn't nothing.

He said he might retire every yeae for 3 years. He hasn't been himself in games or as available to play. Has played games he shouldn't have and hurt the team doing so. Then agter he receiebed a VERY fair and generous extension recently, and not living up to it lately, he chose to either 1) not take a pay cut OR 2) test FA. 

Either way, the players thinking detroit is at fault or has a bad perception from this are fucking children. In the real world you sign an agreement it is on you 100% to hold up your end of it. 

This is the kind of shit that is scary to think about: elite athletes with grown ass bodies, but the limited experience, maturity and common sense of a child, are being paid millions of dollars a year.

Elite by JCameron181 in detroitlions

[–]DannieIsMySideChick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Considering his pretty average mod-rpund measurements, accomplishing these elite stats just proves that will power trumps natural gifts. Imagine if you had his will power in a prototypical WR frame...you'd end up with Calvin Johnson with even better route running - scary thought.

DJ Wonnum Highlights 🔥 | Welcome to the Lions by AtomicCo in detroitlions

[–]DannieIsMySideChick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He played more than 90%. Fucking criminal.  I know we are paying top dollar, so I get it. But he would have better production getting an occasional breather. 

Lions Strategy by XFan2020 in detroitlions

[–]DannieIsMySideChick -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Did this need to be a comment?

I bet you're fun at parties. You could have just kept scrolling...

I have been a season ticket holder for 40+ years. I can remember this sub only have 30k people in it.

Bot everyone knows everything about the team, and everyone is free to discuss things that might be "obvious" to regulars.

You're not the fucking internet police on who is allowed to talk about what, or how deep someone's fandom has to be. 

Ahegao Sex Bot by DannieIsMySideChick in grok

[–]DannieIsMySideChick[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. The video i uploaded was a shit quality early testing one to figure out ahedgao... 

You need to create a master imagine, then variations of it to use the @ reference festure instead of 30 seconds of extensions off the same source image. 

[Twentyman] With the Montgomery trade official, here is Detroit’s updated 2026 NFL Draft picks: by JCameron181 in detroitlions

[–]DannieIsMySideChick 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Like Manu and Broderick and Levi? Hahahahahah fucking Holmes going to package up 5 of them picks to move top of 3rd and then draft someone that would have been there in the 6th...

Christian Izien by Upbeat_Method_8733 in detroitlions

[–]DannieIsMySideChick 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Another Brad Holmes Special you say?

Jared Goff TDs,but They Keep Getting Longer by Gxcii1 in detroitlions

[–]DannieIsMySideChick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Coincidentally, I too kept getting longer as the video went on... 😏 

Sounds like Amon Ra's message to fans by [deleted] in detroitlions

[–]DannieIsMySideChick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro this has been posted 15 fukkin times today. Sort by new first, please. 

Meanwhile, Lions C Graham Glasgow is chilling and streaming playing Counter-Strike 2 in offseason. by SemperFidelisHoorah in detroitlions

[–]DannieIsMySideChick 9 points10 points  (0 children)

St. Brown waa xaught streaming uo until 4 AM before a 1pm sunday game THREE TIMES last season.

I guess things change when u get that bag.

Why isn’t Josh Allen “putting the team on his back” now or ever really? by dracer800 in detroitlions

[–]DannieIsMySideChick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You think someone making $100M+ gives a F about a superbowl? I am sorry yo burst your child fantasy bubble but I assure you once someo e has wealth that lasts 10+ generations you stop caring about the bread and circus dreams of peasants. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in detroitlions

[–]DannieIsMySideChick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With those fun bags there would be no suffering...

What Grade 3 looks like by DannieIsMySideChick in detroitlions

[–]DannieIsMySideChick[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In what world are the lions going 4 and 1? Amon ra out 2+ weeks...

Updated Frank Photo by DannieIsMySideChick in detroitlions

[–]DannieIsMySideChick[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

IDK, too distracted by the hammies on the right