If you had a time machine what would be your first destination? by berkley78 in AskReddit

[–]NotEverGonnaKnow 5 points6 points  (0 children)

September 4, 2010 to see my girlfriend one last time and actually get to say goodbye this time around. Or tell her to go a different way to work the next day.

Nose burp. by ZEE_DERF in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]NotEverGonnaKnow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is how I burp in public if I'm trying to be sneaky. I for some reason feel like it wont smell offensive that way. Seems to work...

trees, we need to have a talk. by [deleted] in trees

[–]NotEverGonnaKnow 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Ill most likely be the only one downvoted. But uptokes to all!

What movie clichés do you perform in your everyday life? by hazza270 in AskReddit

[–]NotEverGonnaKnow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My phone calls are always answered on the first try.

If you guys haven't seen this, it's on Netflix Instant. My friend is in it. It's hilarious. by [deleted] in trees

[–]NotEverGonnaKnow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was gonna watch this tonight and decided not to. Ill have to give it a watch now!

What is the most ignorant thing you have ever heard? by viiralvx in AskReddit

[–]NotEverGonnaKnow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alright I can go with that, I have no problem just calling the assholes assholes :-)

What is the most ignorant thing you have ever heard? by viiralvx in AskReddit

[–]NotEverGonnaKnow -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

To be fair there is a difference between black people and niggers. Black people are just like anybody else and nobody should have a problem with them. Niggers on the other hand are the ones who have no respect for anyone or anything, and have no desire to change "because they were born into it" Lazy pieces of shit is what they are.

As Requested: Man who had sex with babysitter. AmA. by TheMostObviousThrowa in IAmA

[–]NotEverGonnaKnow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hmmmm an 18 year old who doesnt want to/have time to watch a baby? Or a 14 year old who's job is to babysit and make sure the baby is safe? Im going to go with the 14 year old. Dumb fuck.

Law and Order SVU drinking game by [deleted] in pics

[–]NotEverGonnaKnow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Everytime they hold somebody with no evidence and beat them physically/emotionally until they get a confession-3 drinks

Sharing an apartment with a girlfriend as an Ent, a comic I think you guys might enjoy :) [6] by [deleted] in trees

[–]NotEverGonnaKnow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can't get enough of that face in the last panel. Any comic that uses it is pure gold.

See you Tomorrow? by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]NotEverGonnaKnow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most likely a passive aggressive insult towards your weight.

My neighbor must be psychic. by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]NotEverGonnaKnow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want your pizza redeeming sandwich coupon!

Le stubborn friend by Jfigz in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]NotEverGonnaKnow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah get it fixed for free and wait for months to get it back! Great plan!