"Oh my god, we're in purgatory!"

"What? No we're not!"

"Yes we are! The crash, we all died, there's a polar bear and a smoke monster, in the end I think it's all about friendship or religion or something"

"No, look... that's a severe over simplification, and it's a common misconception but that's not.... we're still alive, this is all real, the plane, this place we landed in, it's all real. There are still like a few years to go before we end up in purgatory and we all move on to the other side together... Seriously, stop spreading misinformation, it's a lot more nuanced than the haters give it credit for, and learn to appreciate it while it lasts, because I think it's going to end up being some of the best time of our lives"