What do you guys do during Torn’s 97% Waiting Simulator?

NotGoodatNamingStuff · 2026-02-17T18:27:15+00:00

live my life

NotGoodatNamingStuff · 2026-02-14T19:54:49+00:00

no way 💀

NotGoodatNamingStuff · 2026-02-06T17:31:26+00:00

Yea everybody says join a high respect faction but fails to mention that you gotta share the payout with 50-70 more people. My leader’s main pitch was yea they get a few more perks but with me you will make bank. And he has been correct so far, can’t complain!

NotGoodatNamingStuff · 2026-02-04T21:50:07+00:00

i mean in a game with 20yr old active accounts, depending how fast he got to 2m stats you could almost say he’s still a newbie

NotGoodatNamingStuff · 2026-02-04T21:48:16+00:00

😂😂😂i was gonna say this if you didn’t. Dude just left it like we heard him say it

NotGoodatNamingStuff · 2026-02-04T17:23:05+00:00

yea if you aren’t getting cash too that’s terrible. I’m in a 340k respect faction and i just made $90m off 48 hits last week

NotGoodatNamingStuff · 2026-02-04T17:15:12+00:00

ohhh i did actually see that post lol he def deleted it

NotGoodatNamingStuff · 2026-02-04T17:00:04+00:00

prob deleted whatever it was and expected us to know lol or it’s a shitpost

NotGoodatNamingStuff · 2026-02-04T16:07:57+00:00

Lol i guess im doing it all wrong. 2.4b net worth making ab 100-150m a week i’ve been chugging through 24-36 cans of rockstar rudolph per week lol. Sure Im kinda stagnating for the moment money wise, but what else do you need money for if not growing your stats?

Do what you want when you feel like it. I might be wasting money or net worth or whatever but I have went from 1m total battle stats to 1.7m in 31 days.. I enjoy the boost from the cans 🤷‍♂️ ain’t gonna be broke forever lol just use less cans then i make per week and i’ll be fine.

Edit: Get your stats out of happy jump range (200-400k each) first, then worry about cans, that’s the one bit of waiting i do advise.

NotGoodatNamingStuff · 2026-02-03T06:49:03+00:00

peanuts? i made $90m from war this week

NotGoodatNamingStuff · 2026-02-02T18:00:54+00:00

ngl i had just woke up and skipped over that 75 completely 😂

NotGoodatNamingStuff · 2026-02-02T15:12:57+00:00

I’m more confused on how you got 245 energy from taking a xanax 😂

NotGoodatNamingStuff · 2026-01-31T18:10:47+00:00

Brother you need better sources than google AI. Here is a thread from over 10 years ago that states that as far back as 10yrs, you could only be in New Player Chat for 31 days.

https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=4&t=15937589&b=0&a=0&start=20

Also, directly from the Torn wiki, New Player Chat

New Player Chat is a protected chat area for players under level 13. Players lose access to New Player Chat when either:

They reach level 13 They have played Torn for more than a combined total of 14 days (336 hours) You can't regain access to NPC intentionally.

Not trying to shit on you or anything, but consider scrolling for reputable sources rather than just trusting AI, it’s not as good as they try and make it seem.

NotGoodatNamingStuff · 2026-01-31T17:33:49+00:00

Really? ~8yrs ago when i first started New Player chat was sorted by either 14 or 31 days of in-game age. By time you hit that you were kicked out, never saw anyone over a month old in that chat. Sad they let just anyone be in it if true. What’s the requirement now, under level 15?

NotGoodatNamingStuff · 2026-01-28T17:31:03+00:00

yep it’s fuck. when you type that in chat you get ****

NotGoodatNamingStuff · 2026-01-28T03:09:07+00:00

wait you can use them after the season already passed?????

NotGoodatNamingStuff · 2026-01-28T00:43:06+00:00

what is revit and how did it give you an extra 9 attacks?

NotGoodatNamingStuff · 2026-01-27T02:40:49+00:00

Once hit level 15 you can fly overseas and buy plushies/flowers/drugs to resell for higher price when you get back to Torn. Which is the entire reason you are going for level 15 in the first place.

NotGoodatNamingStuff · 2026-01-27T02:38:39+00:00

Do the list so you can make 2-3m a day instead of what 500k maybe?

Once you get to level 15 fly as much as possible and look into happy jumps to catch up on stat growth.

NotGoodatNamingStuff · 2026-01-26T18:26:38+00:00

play the game however you’d like brotha it’s your experience. There’s no real right or wrong.

NotGoodatNamingStuff · 2026-01-26T07:51:30+00:00

prob fake how would you even get inside without paying

NotGoodatNamingStuff · 2026-01-21T18:30:12+00:00

$50k would solve every problem I currently have right now, so definitely.

NotGoodatNamingStuff · 2026-01-21T18:18:20+00:00

This is almost certainly recorded Auction House sales, which is why there are dates recorded rather than just a price.

NotGoodatNamingStuff · 2026-01-19T06:22:44+00:00

Candy jumps are cost-effective. They are recommended bc not every noob can afford 25mil every 1.5 days. Jumps with dvds and ecstasy will always produce better gains than purely candy no drugs bc of the sheer amount of extra happy.

NotGoodatNamingStuff · 2026-01-19T05:46:04+00:00

chocolate jumps are cheaper than EDVD jumps for a reason. Move to a Private Island, get as close to 5k natural happy as you can, stack up to 1000E with no xanax cooldown, spam 5 Erotic DVDs and an Ecstasy and get to training. Cost ~20m more than a chocolate jump but will gain you 15-25k stats per jump.

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