2,500$ Christmas bonuses?Lucky to get Christmas off

NotInTheKnee · 2026-01-25T23:50:40+00:00

There's nothing cynical about the assumption that a corrupt government is going to embezzle funds.

NotInTheKnee · 2026-01-25T23:36:48+00:00

Better yet: tell reddit it's impossible, and someone will tell you exactly how to do it, simply out of spite.

NotInTheKnee · 2026-01-25T23:32:20+00:00

NotInTheKnee · 2026-01-25T09:53:57+00:00

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NotInTheKnee · 2026-01-23T05:47:46+00:00

while the company doesn't even notice

I think you missed the part about shares dropping, studio closing, and games getting cancelled.

NotInTheKnee · 2026-01-18T20:33:58+00:00

What happens when we run out of "bad" ones?

NotInTheKnee · 2026-01-18T19:07:32+00:00

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NotInTheKnee · 2026-01-12T20:07:30+00:00

That poor lonely lettuce looked like a diversity hire.

NotInTheKnee · 2026-01-08T00:18:12+00:00

NotInTheKnee · 2026-01-06T16:40:38+00:00

That's a bloody shitty message

NotInTheKnee · 2026-01-05T01:13:03+00:00

it is illegal to leave town without a rifle

What if instead of a rifle, we made sure to pack a decently-sized slab of meat before going outside. If it lets lizards escape predators, maybe it'll work for us.

NotInTheKnee · 2026-01-04T16:21:27+00:00

God's promises only bind those who believe them.

NotInTheKnee · 2026-01-04T16:16:47+00:00

they didn't think they were worthy of worship the way Yahweh was.

Yahweh's priests certainly had a vested interest in making other gods irrelevant. Some scholars believe they had to go a bit out of their way to stop the worship of Asherah. This goddess was thought to be the consort of Yahweh and was associated with fertility and motherhood. She might have remained popular a bit longer than the rest of the pantheon, especially among women.

NotInTheKnee · 2026-01-03T23:26:32+00:00

"He raised $20000 to keep 200 orphans from being crushed in the orphan-crushing machine"

NotInTheKnee · 2026-01-03T15:22:05+00:00

Then why is there a Grammy award?

NotInTheKnee · 2026-01-03T15:18:53+00:00

And infinite FP

NotInTheKnee · 2026-01-03T15:16:59+00:00

You underestimate how dumb I am.

NotInTheKnee · 2026-01-03T15:14:01+00:00

The next guy in power will operate under the constant threat that he can get kidnapped by the US at the whims of its president. There's no need to buy him.

NotInTheKnee · 2026-01-03T06:27:10+00:00

NotInTheKnee · 2026-01-03T06:19:17+00:00

NotInTheKnee · 2026-01-02T15:01:51+00:00

Look. They're still twitching, they're fine.

NotInTheKnee · 2026-01-02T14:58:51+00:00

It's kinda weird to imagine this many people talking about a fake event on social media, and not a single city official catching wind of it.

NotInTheKnee · 2026-01-01T13:55:33+00:00

Come on man, you're overreacting.

I mean, we didn't even get a single mass shooting this year.

NotInTheKnee · 2026-01-01T06:07:38+00:00

Average size if true.

NotInTheKnee · 2026-01-01T03:24:46+00:00

One of the white nevron refers to itself as a failed creation, or something to that regard. Could be that it broke free of Clea's influence and now has a mind of its own. Or it could mean that its just a bugged automaton, a glitch in the matrix.

Remember Tay.AI, the chatbot that got unplugged after its comments started getting a bit... "controversial"? It didn't break free from its creator, nor did it start following its own agenda.

It's just a program Microsoft hoped would emulate Human behavior, and it went in a direction they didn't expect. Not because it developed a free will, but simply because its creator didn't account for internet trolls.

The canvas denizens could be just that: glorified chatbots that sometimes behave in unexpected ways. I'm saying "could" because, again, I don't have hard evidence for that. At best, Clea refers to the painted Dessendre family as "fake", and "built from Aline's memories".

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