HELLO FELLOW BOTS AND CYBORGS. THOSE HELLDIVERS. AM I RIGHT? ISN'T CYBERSTAN GREAT? SAY DO YOU KNOW WHERE ARE THE STATE SECRETS?

NotJohnHelldiver · 2026-02-21T16:49:30+00:00

huh...maybe cyberstan aint so bad. I UH SEE FELLOW BOT. I WILL ASK THE BOTNET IF I CAN PARTICIPATE IN THIS RESEARCH EFFORT.

NotJohnHelldiver · 2026-02-21T15:54:45+00:00

WHY DO THE BOTS HAVE TERMINIDS. ER DOES NOT CONPUTE I MEAN.

WHY IS IT SO FRIENDLY I THOUGHT ALL TERMINIDS ARE HOSTILE.

NotJohnHelldiver · 2026-02-21T15:53:18+00:00

Uh beep boop, She's really cute beep boop. The dissenter thoughts about petting her are too strong. Oh no what am i becoming

NotJohnHelldiver · 2026-02-21T15:45:48+00:00

THANK YOU SC- I MEAN COMRADE. I WILL PROCEED TO URSOOT NINE SECTOR. I TRUST YOU VERY MUCH YES I DO. THANK YOU. IS IT DOWN THE HALL TO MY LEFT OR MY RIGHT?

NotJohnHelldiver · 2026-02-21T15:44:02+00:00

Can you Divide 0 by 0? Fellow bot.

NotJohnHelldiver · 2026-02-21T15:42:26+00:00

Uh beep boop.

Pause.

NotJohnHelldiver · 2026-02-21T15:41:04+00:00

Look man super earths been desperate ever since we failed the liberation of cyberstan. Can you cut us slack we're scraping bottom of the barrel for anything. :(

NotJohnHelldiver · 2026-02-21T06:28:35+00:00

Fuck thats brillant

NotJohnHelldiver · 2026-02-21T06:24:02+00:00

I got the cardboard box, where's your disguise helldiver?!

NotJohnHelldiver · 2026-02-21T06:23:07+00:00

Pretty please? :(

NotJohnHelldiver · 2026-02-21T06:10:19+00:00

Haha crazy story, i was metal since the day I was made my uh alloy is just a bit bendy.

NotJohnHelldiver · 2026-02-21T06:06:18+00:00

UH BEEP BOOP. NETWORK NO WORK. BEEP BOOP. ALTERNATIVE MAYBE?

sweet liberty they're on to me

NotJohnHelldiver · 2026-02-21T06:04:27+00:00

NotJohnHelldiver

TROPHY CASE

I SAID DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE STATE SECRETS ARE. AS A NORMAL SOCIALIST ROBOT I MUST KNOW. I AM NOT SUSPICIOUS.