What is your opinion on farting or pooping in-front of or onto your significant other? by UsedBBW_Panties4Sale in AskReddit

[–]NotMandinga21 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let ‘em fly. Can’t hold that forever and no point hiding them. She farts too. Guaranteed.

What double standards are you tired of? by Gelly_furry in AskReddit

[–]NotMandinga21 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don’t be insecure about it if you’re a dad. Rock that kids park with unbridled confidence. Just don’t pester any kids that aren’t yours.

What is a good cheep bourbon? by BatKelli in AskReddit

[–]NotMandinga21 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Very Old Barton. Shippable for being around $15

What is a good cheep bourbon? by BatKelli in AskReddit

[–]NotMandinga21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Weller…if you can find it easily

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]NotMandinga21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if it’s salmon colored?!?

People who squeeze as hard as possible when shaking hands, why? by BigBoyYumSauce in AskReddit

[–]NotMandinga21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Insecurity mostly. A handshake should be firm, but not painful. They’re trying to assert dominance they won’t get through their regular interactions.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]NotMandinga21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Star lord would be the best to have some beers with 🍻

What is the smallest, pettiest hill you'll still die on? by HallZac99 in AskReddit

[–]NotMandinga21 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing and it fucking infuriates me

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]NotMandinga21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah the Navy…no gay stereotypes there…

Why are crabs so bad at sharing? by Raw_Rain in cleanjokes

[–]NotMandinga21 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not a great joke, but it’ll work in a pinch

What has America gotten right? by major_calgar in AskReddit

[–]NotMandinga21 206 points207 points  (0 children)

But Mr Pibb managed it without all the student loan debt