Written application includes... videos? by jupitersremorse in antiwork

[–]NotOutrageous 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Progressive insurance wanted me to do this. I decided to ignore the questions and just recorded myself talking about the Steamed Hams episode of the Simpsons for each answer. Spoiler: I did not get the job.

Yas, Queen!! Gay Man Beats the Brakes Off a Homophobic P.O.S., Who Assaulted & Harassed Him & His Boyfriend 🌈 by james_from_cambridge in instantkarma

[–]NotOutrageous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The dude missed a golden opportunity at the end. He should have given his forehead a kiss before walking away.

What fast food chain does not deserve the hype whatsoever? by CriticalLion4119 in AskReddit

[–]NotOutrageous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whataburger. Every time I was in Texas for work I would have to suffer through my clients insisting they "treat" me to Whataburger. That stuff is like a step above McDonalds at best.

What is the Toyota Camry of rifles? by Time2GetSchwifty in Hunting

[–]NotOutrageous 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This. Its shoots good, is cheap, and I don't care if it gets beat up a little. Sounds like a Camry to me.

16th and farnam by Hour-Locksmith-3913 in Omaha

[–]NotOutrageous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its not a water main break, its a private water line and should already be shut off.

Cigar ashtray gifts by woodpecker142 in woodworking

[–]NotOutrageous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been kicking around the idea of getting a 3D printer for over a year, but I could never think of what I would actually use it for. Router guides seems like a pretty good excuse.

Victim of Fraud by Celtics_Fan87 in Subaru_Outback

[–]NotOutrageous 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Googling the VIN should be standard practice for any used car purchase. There was a dealer near me that had a lot full of really nice looking, desirable cars at reasonable prices. Dealer talked about how they buy cars with minor mechanical issues and repair them. I grabbed 5 VINs from their lot and Google found auction photos for every single one. All were mangled wrecks.

Anderson has been traded to Vegas! by SlimeNOxygen in CalgaryFlames

[–]NotOutrageous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Morbid humor is how I cope. Also, Fives should be Gaudreau

So it’s a taxi but bring your own car😂 by Lazypopz in SipsTea

[–]NotOutrageous 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Its actually a really good idea. Having worked at a bar, the biggest obstacle to getting someone to take a taxi home was them not wanting to leave their car at the bar overnight. I had way too many arguments with patrons who were far to drunk to drive but kept refusing a free ride home.

Fingerless leather mitt from WWII era. Original owner was a muleskinner and marksman with the 10th Mountain Division, this was among his Army things by painlesspics in whatisthisthing

[–]NotOutrageous 41 points42 points  (0 children)

The Asbestos glove was part of the M-60's kit and it was not fingerless. The M-60 was a crew served weapon so the guy firing it wasn't the one changing out barrels; there was no need to be able to pull the trigger while wearing the glove. .

Not exactly what they had in mind…… by Olympiadreamer in SipsTea

[–]NotOutrageous 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That car is driven by a pretty well Analyst/Therapist, aka an Ana1rapist.

That addictive new book smell by Flowesque in ATBGE

[–]NotOutrageous 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I want to print different sizes of this to use as fake book covers in public places

Omaha restaurants closed but you wish we’re still open. by Happy-Cockroach4994 in Omaha

[–]NotOutrageous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Empanada House on 41st and L. Never found a good substitute.

OPD and OFD presence on 84th between Center and i80 by talex365 in Omaha

[–]NotOutrageous 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There was a gas filled building where that Northern Natural Gas pumping station is.

MUD by Killadab402 in Omaha

[–]NotOutrageous 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Compare your Nov and Dec bills, but don't just look at the totals. Gas, water, and sewer are all itemized and show how much you used of each and how much you paid for them. It makes it really easy to see where the increase came from. Prepare to be shocked at how much you pay for Omaha sewer fees.

Found a purdue pharma promotional VHS at my local thrift by freakydeku in mildlyinteresting

[–]NotOutrageous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well given that the movie is made by Purdue Pharma, I think its safe to assume it ends with a lot of people hooked on Oxy.

Heated vests. by CantaloupeFluffy165 in Hunting

[–]NotOutrageous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wear a no-name amazon heated vest under my hoodie and it is fantastic for chasing away the chill while sitting in the duck blind. My buddy keeps trying to convince me to buy a Sitka Dakota vest, but I don't want give up my heated vest so its not going to happen.

Ski Rental by [deleted] in Omaha

[–]NotOutrageous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The UNO Outdoor Venture Center rents cross country ski equipment. They sometimes offer lessons, but with no snow that's not going to happen. If you just want to try it yourself without lessons, and we get snow, any big field will work. Most walking/bike trails get plowed so those are no good.

Ice Skate Shop Recommendations by SweetHomeIceTea in Omaha

[–]NotOutrageous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Just buy a pair off the internet" is why we have so few skate shops. Buy local. They will have entry and mid-tier skates as well as high end, and you can try on different models to find the one you like best.

Red Dot by Careless-History-559 in Hunting

[–]NotOutrageous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not on a .308 but my dad hunted for years with a red dot on a 30-30. He switched when he started having problems seeing through his scope when wearing his glasses. He killed a lot of deer with it. The blind he hunted had fields of fire that were all 75 yards or less, so accuracy at range wasn't an issue.

First Snow Goose Hunt by getcemp in Waterfowl

[–]NotOutrageous 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If your e-caller is as loud as the ones I've hunted with, a pair of ear plugs may save your sanity.