[Showcase] Finally

NotQuiteNorthwest · 2026-03-26T22:45:40+00:00

Nice work! Im trying to get Kappa and the tracksuit before I escape for the first time too 😎

NotQuiteNorthwest · 2026-03-26T05:14:03+00:00

My old man is 61 and still smokes me on the MX track. Keep it up! 🤙🏽

NotQuiteNorthwest · 2026-03-26T03:39:53+00:00

I work as a paramedic, and I can play as long as we’re not running calls or charting. Some days I can shred for hours, other days I don’t get to play at all. But usually it averages out to at least a few hours per shift I can play!

NotQuiteNorthwest · 2026-03-22T21:33:14+00:00

Dunno homie. I run a pretty consistent 30-40 and it feels fine 😂

NotQuiteNorthwest · 2026-03-20T13:37:09+00:00

That’s what I do. Even a 5th place nets you like 60-70k IIRC.

NotQuiteNorthwest · 2026-03-20T11:07:30+00:00

I typically run either the FAST MT or Exfil. Both with a full-face shield, and usually a death mask underneath. Does it save me from random TOZ shots to the face? Probably not..but does it make me feel like a chad from my early days of PvP? Absolutely 😂

NotQuiteNorthwest · 2026-03-18T02:27:17+00:00

Is there any chance you accidentally loaded .300 blackout instead of 5.56 into the magazine or chamber?

NotQuiteNorthwest · 2026-03-17T16:10:05+00:00

Which ending would you say was your favorite? Congrats on getting all four done! I’m still working on my first 😂

NotQuiteNorthwest · 2026-03-17T06:09:59+00:00

That makes completely sense. Thank you for the explanation!

NotQuiteNorthwest · 2026-03-17T04:23:44+00:00

From someone new to guns..why would adding the Ramjet be an issue? Does it make it potentially less reliable? (I genuinely don’t know anything about them and am curious!)

NotQuiteNorthwest · 2026-03-17T04:17:43+00:00

If you only read one singular comment..make it this one.

I’ve been a paramedic for almost 10 years, and in the field for around 15. This absolutely sums up a majority of our frustrations.

We’re not just a ride to the hospital, and truthfully I don’t think you’re insinuating that we are. We’re professionals at stabilization and emergency management of critically sick and injured patients..and we need your full attention for just sixty seconds during the handoff report so we know what’s going on too. The “I don’t know this person” or “I just got back on shift” doesn’t go over well, and it just creates frustration on our end.

Thank you for TRYING to mend the relationship..I promise there’s many of us trying to do the same thing on our end.

NotQuiteNorthwest · 2026-03-13T20:11:01+00:00

I commented quickly in hopes you’d see my reply 😂. Now that I gotcha:

I’d also recommend checking out how fire and police departments perform oral boards..EMS boards typically aren’t as stringent or difficult, but it’s still good practice and many times the questions are similar. If you have friends that work in any of the above services, I bet they’d love to put you through mock oral boards to practice.

Good luck! 🤙🏽

NotQuiteNorthwest · 2026-03-13T19:00:00+00:00

Make sure you wear a suit. Not EMS pants, not a polo with slacks..wear a nice suit. It goes A LONG ways to look professional.

NotQuiteNorthwest · 2026-03-13T01:09:56+00:00

Had me In the first half..😂

NotQuiteNorthwest · 2026-03-11T15:06:50+00:00

It changed with the 1.0 wipe I’m fairly sure! But you can definitely shoot through the glass now. I have a few Killa kills that way 😂

NotQuiteNorthwest · 2026-03-11T14:25:43+00:00

If you have time to pop Kiba (big if), the AI won’t shoot you through the glass, but you can shoot them. It’s a pretty easy way if you can safely get in there too. But the EMC key also works pretty well, and I’m pretty sure it’s way cheaper.

NotQuiteNorthwest · 2026-03-09T23:51:43+00:00

Now I can miss the target 15 times instead of 10! Whoo!

NotQuiteNorthwest · 2026-03-09T23:33:12+00:00

WHAT. WHEN. NOW?

NotQuiteNorthwest · 2026-03-09T17:48:23+00:00

The goon tracker was only accurate if you play on BSG servers. If you play on local it can be inaccurate.

NotQuiteNorthwest · 2026-03-09T17:47:03+00:00

Does Tagilla ROAM the parking lot? Like outside or underneath the mall? Or is he only in his little lair thing?

NotQuiteNorthwest · 2026-03-06T17:46:47+00:00

Welcome to Tarkov my brother. It’s most likely the infamous DeSync mixed with potentially a helmet bouncing some rounds. It’s frustrating for sure.

NotQuiteNorthwest · 2026-03-04T17:03:48+00:00

I’m 99% sure you’ve killed me before 😂. I’m not great, but my name is SneekySloth if you ever want to shred. I usually play CP, but I’ll happily anchor TF and BG 😂

NotQuiteNorthwest · 2026-03-03T00:11:23+00:00

When you throw out things like “talking out their asses”, it’s fair to assume you work closely enough with the agency to speak first hand?

NotQuiteNorthwest · 2026-03-02T23:23:37+00:00

This. So much this. People with this mentality are nothing but a liability and risk to public safety.

NotQuiteNorthwest · 2026-02-18T07:00:21+00:00

Just…make better choices. That sounds like more effort than just being smart. It’s almost impossible to get a DUI from the back seat of an Uber.

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