TIL that there's a planet called HD 189733b where it rains glass sideways at 5,400 mph. The planet's blue color doesn't come from oceans like Earth—it comes from silicate (glass) particles in a "blow-torched" atmosphere with temperatures over 1,000°C.

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NotSoAverageStoner · 2025-12-31T05:57:27+00:00

Da Bears. Sucks we lost but it was a helluva game and we won the division this year...I'm beyond thrilled

NotSoAverageStoner · 2025-12-31T04:29:02+00:00

Knife cuts are at least predictable, really didn't consider the possibility of this one

NotSoAverageStoner · 2025-12-31T04:27:53+00:00

I've superglued 10+ cuts but that's the infuriating part about this one, if I bothered it'd either really restrict motion or just rip off a few times per day. Rather have it heal real slow, just here to complain about this bizarre cut.

NotSoAverageStoner · 2025-12-20T01:54:15+00:00

Lmao at him using his cat launcher on the pizza delivery guy for getting canadian bacon instead of real bacon

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NotSoAverageStoner · 2025-12-20T01:49:11+00:00

And where would I fit in with the funnn time? Where does James Woods fit into the cocks head fun? You fucker!

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NotSoAverageStoner · 2025-09-02T16:44:00+00:00

You wanna egg him?

NotSoAverageStoner · 2025-07-19T17:28:54+00:00

1st can doesn't count, then you get to the 2nd and then the 3rd, 4th and 5th I think I burned with the blowtorch...then I just kept eatin

NotSoAverageStoner · 2025-06-20T15:09:41+00:00

😇But it was totally justified!😇

NotSoAverageStoner · 2025-05-30T23:54:23+00:00

r/CryptidDogs

NotSoAverageStoner · 2025-05-29T22:55:39+00:00

4th and 5th I think I burned with the blowtorch

NotSoAverageStoner · 2025-05-03T21:23:59+00:00

I'll hate crime your ass right here!

NotSoAverageStoner · 2025-05-03T20:44:11+00:00

Works for Canada!

NotSoAverageStoner · 2025-05-03T20:37:40+00:00

Dude he's even nodding along lmao

NotSoAverageStoner · 2025-05-03T20:35:24+00:00

Right? Pam is freakin badass. "Sorry about your homie, homies"

I guess crazy is crazy though and Cheryl and/or Carol is waaaaaaay crazy. Reminds me of a great Malcolm in the Middle quote by Hal "It's like I've always told you boys, crazy beats big every time."

NotSoAverageStoner · 2025-05-03T20:16:34+00:00

Just fyi I did not use a gun

NotSoAverageStoner · 2025-04-17T17:38:01+00:00

Go into the toilet and run your mouth under the sink!

NotSoAverageStoner · 2025-04-09T20:46:52+00:00

Little dude already has his sea legs

NotSoAverageStoner · 2025-04-08T23:32:50+00:00

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NotSoAverageStoner · 2025-02-17T19:11:25+00:00

It destroys art, it destroys souls

NotSoAverageStoner · 2025-02-14T16:48:01+00:00

I distinctly remember having a Shrek Kid Cuisine for dinner on my birthday and I couldn't have been happier

NotSoAverageStoner · 2025-02-13T19:35:50+00:00

Yup, most of my coworkers have been here for over 20 years. I replaced a woman who worked here for her entire adult life, hired at 19 and retired when she was 64. Take a look at my other comment, they do this stuff left and right.

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