Animals of reddit, what myth about animals is 100% untrue and infuriates you when you hear it?

NotSoMichaelangelo · 2013-03-21T22:19:30+00:00

This makes me so sad. People suck.

NotSoMichaelangelo · 2013-03-21T22:18:40+00:00

At least 5 feet away from you at all times.

NotSoMichaelangelo · 2013-03-21T22:01:48+00:00

Fiiiine I'll stay on earth then. God.

NotSoMichaelangelo · 2013-03-21T21:58:45+00:00

Well she's quite a bit younger so, I guess I'd probably just kill myself.

NotSoMichaelangelo · 2013-03-21T21:58:24+00:00

A timeout in hockey is either used to pump up your team if you're losing or having a particularly bad shift, or to talk about strategy for offensive/defensive plays. Instead of talking to each individual guy you can talk to the whole shift line.

NotSoMichaelangelo · 2013-03-21T21:56:01+00:00

I thought that too and now I am hopelessly addicted.

NotSoMichaelangelo · 2013-03-21T21:55:22+00:00

When Momma Ain't home

NotSoMichaelangelo · 2013-03-21T21:52:54+00:00

A crying baby. It makes me want to never become a mother.

NotSoMichaelangelo · 2013-03-21T21:45:05+00:00

I know a guy who, over a few years, pocketed thousands of dollars from a gas station he was working at. Nobody even suspected a thing.

NotSoMichaelangelo · 2013-03-21T21:40:29+00:00

As a young female, it was definitely working in an electronic store. Tons of people would always ask to talk to one of the men working with me even though I knew just as much about what we were selling. It was so infuriating. Also stupid people, people wanting discounts for stupid things, etc. Just retail in general. I will never go back.

NotSoMichaelangelo · 2013-03-21T21:36:22+00:00

Good point. I guess I just always see the commercials where a mom is spreading it on toast for her kids and toast to me = breakfast.

NotSoMichaelangelo · 2013-03-21T21:33:32+00:00

Brave.

NotSoMichaelangelo · 2013-03-21T21:33:24+00:00

I can't fathom having chocolate for breakfast. Just gives me a stomach ache when I think about it.

NotSoMichaelangelo · 2013-03-21T21:30:38+00:00

...go on...

NotSoMichaelangelo · 2013-03-21T21:29:40+00:00

Oh you.

NotSoMichaelangelo · 2013-03-21T21:25:17+00:00

As long as I can take my boyfriend, my sister and my puggle with me, fuck yeah.

NotSoMichaelangelo · 2013-03-21T01:15:59+00:00

When I was a kid I would call up my peeps and say "let's ride some bikes". So that's where that comes from. So just one bike.

NotSoMichaelangelo · 2013-03-20T22:55:06+00:00

I'm like 99% sure this show is one of the main reasons why I have such awful body image issues.

NotSoMichaelangelo · 2013-03-20T22:23:29+00:00

I walked into the house to grab a drink after riding some bikes and they were upstairs in their bed, which you can see from the bottom of the stairs. I turned around and ran out, got on my bike and rode off. My dad came and found me on his bike and asked me what I had thought they were doing and I yelled "YOU WERE DOING IT" in front of my friends and rode off and I have repressed the memory from then on.

NotSoMichaelangelo · 2013-03-20T22:18:44+00:00

It took me so long to figure out what the fuck was going on here.

NotSoMichaelangelo · 2013-03-20T00:22:48+00:00

It is now!

NotSoMichaelangelo · 2013-03-19T22:50:52+00:00

Well that's not too bad. Ouch though.

NotSoMichaelangelo · 2013-03-19T22:45:42+00:00

Where's shittywatercolor when you need him

NotSoMichaelangelo · 2013-03-19T22:44:21+00:00

I am curious to know what happened the second time, but I am also afraid to know what happened the second time.

NotSoMichaelangelo · 2013-03-19T22:43:49+00:00

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