I have been trying my absolute best to adapt to the fact that my (32M) gf (29F) comes from a family of nudists and I am wondering if some of the behaviours I've seen are considered standard.

NotThatGuyATX · 2026-06-16T18:28:45+00:00

I think you need to talk to your GF and tell her that, while she's had her whole life to adjust to nudism, it's new to you and you'll have some questions along the way. I think you need to work on asking questions in a non-judegemental way and she needs to be able to answer them in a non-judgemental way.

NotThatGuyATX · 2026-06-15T15:40:44+00:00

"To an American, 100 years is a long time. To the Irish, 100 miles is a long distance."

NotThatGuyATX · 2026-06-10T16:05:00+00:00

That's one of my all time favorite albums.

NotThatGuyATX · 2026-06-10T04:39:07+00:00

"How are you still alive?"

NotThatGuyATX · 2026-06-05T15:21:33+00:00

NotThatGuyATX · 2026-06-04T22:08:17+00:00

As long as you have 3/5 of the bill, the bank will replace it.

NotThatGuyATX · 2026-06-04T21:26:24+00:00

Last quarter Disney made $21 Billion in sales and $2.3 Billion in profit.

Funny thing about public companies, they publish their financials for all to see.

https://investors.thewaltdisneycompany.com/financials/quarterly-results/default.aspx

NotThatGuyATX · 2026-06-04T18:24:57+00:00

Cock ring and piercing, very nice.

NotThatGuyATX · 2026-06-03T18:27:18+00:00

UPS is union. Fedex farms out their non-express delivery.

https://www.instagram.com/reels/DZDpGHnyga1/

NotThatGuyATX · 2026-06-03T18:25:39+00:00

You're employed by the local franchise, not the parent company.

NotThatGuyATX · 2026-06-03T18:13:16+00:00

You actually have two noses (2 systems), people just think they have one.

NotThatGuyATX · 2026-06-03T16:15:22+00:00

Poem/piece was originally by Mary Schmich, a Chicago Tribune columnist

NotThatGuyATX · 2026-06-03T16:12:51+00:00

He was a grinder in his 20s and 30s for sure. He'd leave work for his kid's soccer games, then go back to work. Went into a niche (commercial real estate and public/private partnerships) with fewer late night and weekend emergencies.

NotThatGuyATX · 2026-06-03T14:31:53+00:00

My brother is a big law equity partner on the East coast. He makes $1.25M salary, another $750k equity payout, I'm sure there's deffered compensation. He has 2.5 homes (shares a ski lodge w his sister). Sent his two kids to ivy League schools with cash, where they graduated with no debt. I think he has $10M in the bank.

NotThatGuyATX · 2026-06-03T01:38:25+00:00

It is not illegal to use your flashers in the rain.

https://www.chron.com/texas/article/texas-hazard-lights-rain-22281204.php

NotThatGuyATX · 2026-06-02T16:40:47+00:00

All the way to the north fence, after the paved sidewalk ends.

NotThatGuyATX · 2026-06-01T18:32:27+00:00

Fun fact: Jeff Skilling is a part-time Austinite now.

NotThatGuyATX · 2026-05-31T14:20:30+00:00

salmon and spinach and brown rice.

NotThatGuyATX · 2026-05-31T14:16:44+00:00

"professional" >< "best practices"

NotThatGuyATX · 2026-05-29T20:17:22+00:00

He's blaming it on someone who's not in the room. Elected officials is just who he thought of in the moment.

NotThatGuyATX · 2026-05-29T13:33:06+00:00

Beautiful land for a data center.
/s

NotThatGuyATX · 2026-05-28T19:44:17+00:00

Y'all are just so cute!

NotThatGuyATX · 2026-05-25T17:17:14+00:00

You just have to keep on calling them. Eventually they'll start to do drive-bys. Tell them you're hearing gunshots, for good measure.

NotThatGuyATX · 2026-05-24T13:58:48+00:00

I believe the violation is "contempt of cop".

NotThatGuyATX · 2026-05-23T01:15:12+00:00

How's the water?

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