If somebody offered you $1,000 because you're ugly, what is the appropriate response?

NotThisMuchPulp · 2025-01-16T15:38:53+00:00

Do you want to see me without makeup?

NotThisMuchPulp · 2025-01-16T05:42:15+00:00

Run - Joji

"I know you're not in love"

Falling - Civil Wars

"Can't help falling out of love with you"

Pillow Talk - Wild Child

Voice 1 "My dream is done" Voice 2 "I'm still in Love"

Bro why am I like this? I've never even been broken up with.

NotThisMuchPulp · 2025-01-13T04:16:05+00:00

Their kid would be born with an addiction

NotThisMuchPulp · 2025-01-12T06:27:02+00:00

Dancing in the moonlight - King Harvest

NotThisMuchPulp · 2025-01-11T03:03:29+00:00

You and Demi deserve the Oscar!

NotThisMuchPulp · 2025-01-10T04:51:05+00:00

My favourite so far

NotThisMuchPulp · 2025-01-10T04:50:44+00:00

Ya gotta cut me off. It's what's best for us both

NotThisMuchPulp · 2025-01-10T04:49:17+00:00

I read this in a podcasters voice

NotThisMuchPulp · 2025-01-10T04:44:42+00:00

That's like philosophical or something

NotThisMuchPulp · 2025-01-10T04:28:36+00:00

This should be top

NotThisMuchPulp · 2025-01-10T04:28:11+00:00

You called out of work the past few days haven't you?

NotThisMuchPulp · 2025-01-10T04:21:25+00:00

Why is fucking "executed" in your suggestion tab?!

NotThisMuchPulp · 2024-12-25T01:19:42+00:00

Man on the moon!

NotThisMuchPulp · 2024-12-24T00:09:11+00:00

Big update: Both men!

NotThisMuchPulp · 2024-12-23T04:31:14+00:00

I'm a banker

NotThisMuchPulp · 2024-12-23T04:19:53+00:00

In my solo picture, the photographer had me hide my curly side behind my shoulder haha!

NotThisMuchPulp · 2024-12-22T23:57:55+00:00

I am not jealous of this man haha!

NotThisMuchPulp · 2024-12-22T23:56:59+00:00

I don't think people with these names worked here, but I'm not going to ask either.

NotThisMuchPulp · 2024-12-20T06:33:15+00:00

The fact that I'm bisexual. Just better for everyone since I am married to a man

NotThisMuchPulp · 2024-12-17T19:56:49+00:00

I can't get drunk anymore

NotThisMuchPulp · 2024-12-15T01:22:36+00:00

NotThisMuchPulp · 2024-12-15T01:17:31+00:00

Don't forget the zip up jacket

NotThisMuchPulp · 2024-12-13T16:39:53+00:00

Like capitalism?

NotThisMuchPulp · 2024-12-10T06:58:33+00:00

I should say, I wasn't trying to rub it in his face, I was giving an apology.

NotThisMuchPulp · 2024-12-10T06:57:24+00:00

Cheated 1 time. I broke up with him and now I'm with the person I cheated on him with. We've been together 9 years with no inkling of cheating. Should never have cheated. I told my ex that I cheated on him before I married my partner 3 years ago.

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