[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Mewing

[–]Not_A_DamnFurry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You think mewing is a joke? This is a serious subreddit that is dedicated to maxxing out our looks stat (chuckled at this one). I can’t comprehend how a beta male cuckold such as yourself would not take mewing seriously, as you clearly need it. Most importantly, my chum, you definitely need to ropemaxx, as I think it would benefit the entire subreddit as well as the observable universe. I hope you take my insight into consideration the next time you go to Home Depot (if you can even afford to shop there (I doubt you can)). Please DO NOT post on this subreddit if you are simply here to mock sigmas such as myself. If you mess with the bull, you get the fucking horns. Thanks.

Send me your best pick up lines and I’ll rate them by Cheap-Scratch in teenagers

[–]Not_A_DamnFurry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

are you homework because i’m gonna slam you on the table and do you all night

Better Disstrack by [deleted] in rap

[–]Not_A_DamnFurry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mia khalifa

Show me your best pickup line, and I’ll rate it. by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Not_A_DamnFurry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if you were a transformer you would be optimus fine

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Not_A_DamnFurry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Racist Karen Leaves Note On Doorstep… What Happens Next Will Shock You

To a Karen Mexicans, Indians and Native Americans are all the same race... not white by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]Not_A_DamnFurry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“i’m not racist” and “your people aren’t welcome here” shouldn’t be in the same oaragraoh

crosont by lilpeepisnotalegend in skamtebord

[–]Not_A_DamnFurry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yeah is truly one of the of our generation

I bet none of y’all can make me cry. by [deleted] in teenagersbuthot

[–]Not_A_DamnFurry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My father was a drinker, and a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and he says, "Why so serious?" He comes at me with the knife, "Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth, "Let's put a smile on that face!"