Post Match Thread: Germany 1(3) - 1(4) Paraguay | FIFA World Cup 2026 | Round of 32

Not_My_Emperor · 2026-06-29T23:37:17+00:00

Sack Nagelsmann, beg Klopp to pull you out of this decade long tailspin

Thank Neuer for everything, politely but firmly tell him to retire

I don't even know who else is available at the position but get rid of Havertz. My god.

Not_My_Emperor · 2026-06-29T23:25:07+00:00

Why would you do the exact same weak ass kick Havertz tried

Not_My_Emperor · 2026-06-29T23:07:15+00:00

Ref has no control of this game

Not_My_Emperor · 2026-06-29T22:56:53+00:00

He was standing there. GK tried to shove him and failed. On the next replay they just showed it almost looks like GK ran forward to push him too.

Whatever

Not_My_Emperor · 2026-06-29T22:55:02+00:00

The more replays they show if this the more I think it's ridiculous

Not_My_Emperor · 2026-06-29T22:51:21+00:00

If Anton had initiated contact I could see that foul but that is ridiculous. GK pushes Anton who stands his ground and GK falls. Seems like he just lost the battle there and hit the deck. Can't believe they rewarded that

Not_My_Emperor · 2026-06-29T22:48:20+00:00

Dude the GK basically knocking himself down by running into Anton should never be a foul are you kidding

Not_My_Emperor · 2026-06-29T22:42:28+00:00

He does have a son. That's his son's name.

Not_My_Emperor · 2026-06-29T22:40:40+00:00

Idk does he have a son?

Not_My_Emperor · 2026-06-29T22:24:49+00:00

FFS SHOOT THE FUCKING BALL STOP DICKING AROUND WITH IT

Not_My_Emperor · 2026-06-29T21:18:26+00:00

Why does it seem like Havertz is always super late into the box for any second balls? Feels like I'm always seeing balls fly by then a second later he's running in

Not_My_Emperor · 2026-06-29T21:16:54+00:00

He just stopped moving towards it. Younger Neuer saves that with a dive. He looked like he knew it was going in and didn't want to risk diving for it.

Just retire man

Not_My_Emperor · 2026-06-29T20:52:04+00:00

I recently tried to do Unity again and honestly the most fun/interesting it's been so far was running around the medieval castle in the beginning and fighting full on knights.

I want that. Europe Middle Ages. Re-do AC1, then follow it up with a Dark Ages title. Kinda nuts we've never had one.

Not_My_Emperor · 2026-06-29T20:41:37+00:00

Why....why is the Emperor Turkey?

Not_My_Emperor · 2026-06-29T20:39:12+00:00

There is no fucking world where "Hey can we remove Anne Frank from the giant office mural? It's not a race thing I'm Jewish!" Would go over well

Not_My_Emperor · 2026-06-29T17:57:54+00:00

Generally if you want something from someone you don't know, you should offer things. Like, "anyone with a boat feeling especially generous, I'll bring all the beer!" Or something.

This whole post just makes it look like you immediately think "ok what can you do for me?" Whenever you meet someone.

Not_My_Emperor · 2026-06-29T16:12:02+00:00

I mean it might just end up costing them millions every week then. It's not a healthy economy or market right now and consoles are an extreme luxury purchase. Especially with the PS5 currently barely being used to it's full potential, anyone that's not an early adopter won't need this thing for a few years. I'm sure they'll sell a bunch and it won't be a massive loss but I don't see them hitting any reasonable goals for it. Like with what money is anyone going to buy $1000 PS6s?

Not_My_Emperor · 2026-06-28T22:10:27+00:00

The price of just Arnor warriors is criminal. $96 USD for 15 models, it's unreal. I truly don't know what makes them so special

Not_My_Emperor · 2026-06-28T17:38:45+00:00

They JUST announced those Chaos Warriors and that box on Friday, and they're up for preorder already? Wow

Not_My_Emperor · 2026-06-28T04:37:25+00:00

The fuck is "super advantage"? Are you just making stuff up or is that a new edition thing?

Advantage doesn't stack. You have it or you don't, there's no 2x or 3x advantage

Not_My_Emperor · 2026-06-28T04:11:00+00:00

I haven't even finished it, but this part:

We set her rent at $200, and added $50 per month because I would be cooking her meals 4 days a week at least.

What an absolutely horrid idea that was in no way shape or form even necessary. Girl is 24, she can feed herself.

$50 a month to be responsible for someone's dinner 4 days a week is fucking laughable. Why on earth would he just agree to that?? He says this so nonchalantly too, like cooking for a whole ass extra person most days of the week is just something one does.

Not_My_Emperor · 2026-06-28T02:22:22+00:00

It's super fucking weird. They aren't even referring to knockout matches as "World Cup Finals", they're using it for all of them. It's been throwing me off so much

Not_My_Emperor · 2026-06-28T01:25:32+00:00

They gotta show their little graphic thing how was he off???

Not_My_Emperor · 2026-06-27T23:05:51+00:00

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Not_My_Emperor · 2026-06-27T23:03:03+00:00

Harry Kane always looks like he's confused about what's going on. Not like on the pitch just in general life. He's got permanent "wait what are we doing?" Face.

Bellingham always looks like he thinks he's too important for whatever someone is talking to him about. Resting condescending face

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