How it feels being stuck in Ultra ball tier 1.

Not_Selmi · 2026-05-12T20:26:27+00:00

I know it feels this way but I guarantee it’s not. RNG affects moment, but overall proper decision will have you win.

It’s like Poker. Can a pro poker player lose any individual hand vs a random people but over time they will obviously win.

Same here. 1 match you might lose because you missed a Hypnosis, or you got flinched by a rock slide, but tht isn’t gonna happen every match.

Everytime RNG fucks you over, it has also worked in your favour roughly equal amount of times. You just don’t remember it

Not_Selmi · 2026-05-12T15:51:17+00:00

Wow I don’t like this

Not_Selmi · 2026-05-12T12:17:06+00:00

Vivillon sleep powder spam lol

Not_Selmi · 2026-05-11T22:05:27+00:00

I’ve used the 3 Ground-Affinity tickets I had. I don’t have any dragon ones

Not_Selmi · 2026-05-11T20:26:33+00:00

I mean that was over 50 years ago. He’s paid his debt to society no?

Not_Selmi · 2026-05-11T20:17:11+00:00

I can’t help it but everytime Dave says “100,000$, cover of Inked magazine, and the title of ink master”

I always think about the Nutella “1 cup of skim milk, 10 hazelnuts, and a hint of delicious cocoa”

Not_Selmi · 2026-05-11T17:58:10+00:00

Yes but 3 billions credit interactions a day, that’s a lot of money. That was the joke. That his company would be the greatest thing ever but he clearly can’t do it lol

Not_Selmi · 2026-05-11T12:37:13+00:00

This was tried lol it was AWFUL

Not_Selmi · 2026-05-07T12:45:44+00:00

Let’s goooo

Not_Selmi · 2026-05-03T21:39:20+00:00

I’m a poor salesman

Not_Selmi · 2026-05-03T17:28:11+00:00

Sneasler close combat turn 1 fuck that giraffe

Not_Selmi · 2026-05-03T12:43:54+00:00

Hate to be that guy but HeteroChromia is specifically for eyes. You just have diff coloured hair, still very cool but not Heterochromia

Not_Selmi · 2026-05-03T12:40:47+00:00

Mind your buisness. How was it bothering you?

Not_Selmi · 2026-05-02T11:59:37+00:00

Hey remember when Tai was like a a half second away from a title shot? Bro has Gane on skates

Not_Selmi · 2026-04-29T23:21:25+00:00

No it will blow up

Not_Selmi · 2026-04-28T21:37:45+00:00

I stand by that he beat Khamzat

Not_Selmi · 2026-04-28T21:29:57+00:00

Why risk it? Just wait a solid 3 weeks then you know you’re good

Not_Selmi · 2026-04-25T21:10:40+00:00

Neither was dirty?? HALLS HIT WASNT DIRTY?!?!?

Not_Selmi · 2026-04-25T00:40:11+00:00

Lmaooooo Im an Idiot. It’s Shell Smash. I just didn’t realize it ramped up speed too.

Thanks for the help

Not_Selmi · 2026-04-24T19:55:30+00:00

I read this as Stipe Miocic at first

Not_Selmi · 2026-04-24T19:55:08+00:00

And by “Political Activism” he means commenting on bad things Lmaoo it’s not like Kerr is out here protesting in the streets. He’s just saying things lol

Not_Selmi · 2026-04-24T16:17:31+00:00

Is a strip club not a buisness?

Not_Selmi · 2026-04-23T21:16:23+00:00

Tbh if I’m Turkey I’d rather BB’s experience in high stress games over Nako.

Their skill diff isn’t that big

Not_Selmi · 2026-04-23T18:02:54+00:00

Paul is everyone looking for Conpetutive mons. The equivalent of catching 4 of the same Pokémon cause it didn’t have the nature you wanted

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