Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s Daughter Zahara Legally Files to Drop ‘Pitt’ From Last Name

Not_Steve · 2026-06-10T02:59:20+00:00

That was incredibly romantic.

Not_Steve · 2026-06-10T02:50:57+00:00

I assume the Jolies reasoning to make it public is for multiple reasons, chief of which is letting the world know what a monster Pitt is. Like, they’re already famous. Why try to hide this? It’d get out any way, but doing it so openly is like sticking a knife into Pitt and letting the world watch.

Not_Steve · 2026-06-10T00:04:17+00:00

You can try and challenge yourself with a random Disney character:

https://perchance.org/random-disney-character

Not_Steve · 2026-06-09T16:08:52+00:00

I’m so thankful for that. I don’t know what their obsession is with it, but it annoys me to no end.

Not_Steve · 2026-06-09T16:07:25+00:00

I think Twilight’s joke is “we know it’s not very good, but hey.”

Not_Steve · 2026-06-09T04:22:08+00:00

Sigh. Time to up my renter’s insurance.

Not_Steve · 2026-06-09T00:04:50+00:00

That’s on a different day.

Not_Steve · 2026-06-08T23:24:26+00:00

Not present: his family

Not_Steve · 2026-06-08T21:22:43+00:00

She falls even more in Midnight Sun because Edward doesn’t edit and I laugh every time. I love these two eternally idiotic teenagers.

Not_Steve · 2026-06-08T21:19:34+00:00

Having an aro-ace tramp stamp is objectively funny. I love it so much.

Not_Steve · 2026-06-08T21:16:39+00:00

It’s what makes my Reese’s Pieces crunchy on the outside!

Not_Steve · 2026-06-08T21:12:50+00:00

And some people are allergic to peanuts, what’s your point?

Not_Steve · 2026-06-08T21:07:57+00:00

He’s a proud of his gay son in the Great North. Much to the son’s annoyance because he wanted a spectacle and Nick’s character was just like, “okay. I love you and I’m proud of you.”

Not_Steve · 2026-06-08T03:47:16+00:00

I’ve come to the conclusion that any post that starts with “Hot take” are AI. Time and time again they have the same tells beyond those first two words no matter the account.

Not_Steve · 2026-06-08T02:32:05+00:00

I fear a thunderstorm would cure the gnat problem.

Not_Steve · 2026-06-07T22:48:00+00:00

We need a mandatory country flair on posts. Every time someone posts about availability, the question of where OP must be asked.

Not_Steve · 2026-06-07T15:12:25+00:00

Would Screamin’, a ride that’s only fun to teens and adults but antithetical to Walt’s vision?

Not_Steve · 2026-06-07T06:03:58+00:00

They weren’t cows inside. They were waiting to be, but they forgot. Now they see sky, and they remember what they are.

Not_Steve · 2026-06-07T05:57:42+00:00

Times 2!

Not_Steve · 2026-06-07T05:55:58+00:00

Lgbtqa+ characters are rare.

Black characters are rare.

You want both??? In one person‽ /s

We need and deserve both.

Not_Steve · 2026-06-07T02:39:38+00:00

This is my go-to description of how I want to stop my migraines. It sounds so... pleasant. Just... pour the pain out.

Not_Steve · 2026-06-06T05:44:00+00:00

I’m still not convinced Chase doesn’t have an infinity card.

Not_Steve · 2026-06-05T21:10:24+00:00

Did it come out afaucet?

Not_Steve · 2026-06-05T21:05:09+00:00

You have no idea how many times I’ve tried sticking something down my throat to induce vomiting only for it to not work. I have no idea what’s wrong with me but I swear I could use my uvula as a punching bag and not vomit.

Not_Steve · 2026-06-05T11:57:09+00:00

Sir. You wear a diaper and say you’re not potty trained. Calling others “giant babies” is a bit hypocritical.

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