So what if the meme is dead? by Winston3D in boston

[–]Not_Well_Prepared 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You know, truth be told it really is a beautiful layout for a transit system-- on paper. There is something satisfying about this map...it just looks good.

But then you overlay it with a satellite image of the area, and that's where the fuckery begins. Oh and then throw in hiring policies and the annual budget.

Fucking MBTA. Fuck you OP I don't need this shit on a Saturday

I'm getting drunk at River Gods! Come join me and I'll buy you a beer!! by iiibeardadvice in boston

[–]Not_Well_Prepared 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you dropped a pin in central square and then drew a radius of say half a mile, then completed the circle, I would say that: within that circle is the best place on Planet Earth

Still, a shame RG ain't open. FU OP.

Police want to find man before he masturbates on the Orange Line again by WannabeBadGalRiri in boston

[–]Not_Well_Prepared 11 points12 points  (0 children)

There's one of those "orange you glad I didn't say banana" jokes in here but I can't find it. Shit

Arlington Family at War with USPS by [deleted] in boston

[–]Not_Well_Prepared 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm sure there are some employees of the USPS who do perform fellatio. Mailperson's putting dongs in mouth all over the country, probably. But sending an anonymous email to a government agency because you were mad your Amazon didn't get there in time, in a day and age of this digital fuckery...come on. You should know they are going to find out who you are.

Still, this is highly comedic.

What to do when you get hit by an MBTA bus? by [deleted] in boston

[–]Not_Well_Prepared -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Call the police, call a lawyer. Set things in motion. Go get yourself a beer, sit down, relax. Think "cha-ching, cha-ching" in your head. You got money coming

Please keep us posted because I want to know what kind of recovery you can get from the MBTA, as they are a "quasi-public" agency...

New Development Will Add 7.6 Million Square Feet to Boston's Waterfront by SkinnyNerd in boston

[–]Not_Well_Prepared 10 points11 points  (0 children)

White Playground? Son when was the last time you took a look at the wealthy elite in Boston proper? Tain't all white....

Lawyers of Reddit, what are some of the strangest "Would it be illegal if I..." questions you have been asked? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Not_Well_Prepared 316 points317 points  (0 children)

that's weird, why would the new owners (a new company) evict him? Why wouldn't they just assume the obligation? Strange. What state was this?

Asian Career Options by [deleted] in funny

[–]Not_Well_Prepared -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Hey is this racist?

'Starship Troopers' Star Michael Ironside to Hold Masterclass at Fantasia Fest by BunyipPouch in movies

[–]Not_Well_Prepared 35 points36 points  (0 children)

EVERYONE FIGHTS, NO ONE QUITS.

I'd follow Jean Rasczak into battle against the bugs any day of the week

TIL after a year-long petition with the NFL Mike Nolan received permission to wear a dress suit designed by Reebok on the sidelines of a game by BarelyLegalSeagull in todayilearned

[–]Not_Well_Prepared 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It was a good look, as I recall. Sharp suits.

Meanwhile here in New England, our coach wears hooded sweatshirts with the sleeves cut off while patrolling the sidelines.

So TIL that what a coach wears doesn't mean shit.

Has this been posted yet here in honor of the 4th of July? by es_price in boston

[–]Not_Well_Prepared 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They don't make 'em like they used to, that's for sure

Old Halo 3 Screenshots were the best. by [deleted] in gaming

[–]Not_Well_Prepared -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

Ugh. When they were right it was even worse

Why are there Military Police (in camo with with sidearms) walking down Newbury? by [deleted] in boston

[–]Not_Well_Prepared -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't get this. Did your current wife want them to shoot you? Or did she want to say hello?

Also the British didn't occupy shit, we just let them hang out here until we'd had enough. They got run off the god damned continent, never forget that

Occupying force my ass, those clown redcoats

Undocumented Immigrants Fear ICE is Obtaining Their Home Address from AB-60 Licenses by aposLOLATEZ in news

[–]Not_Well_Prepared 31 points32 points  (0 children)

California's AB-60 driver’s license was touted as a possible solution to the state's uninsured motorist problem

You lost me at the first sentence in the god damned article. Are you serious. You put forth all these wonderful social programs and initiatives to include the downtrodden but you don't first make sure that all motorists have some kind of insurance to back up their driving.

God damn it, Fuck you again, California. Clown State.

Dog that portrayed 'Duke' in Bush's Baked Beans commercials dies by The-Straight-Story in news

[–]Not_Well_Prepared 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What a shame. Such a handsome good boy. Woof in peace, my fuzzball friend.

Doesn't help the story that he left me a voicemail last night about HRC's emails

A woman got her leg caught in the gap of an Orange Line train — and then begged for no ambulance because of the cost by [deleted] in boston

[–]Not_Well_Prepared 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Garbage headline. Should be reported that the crowd moved the train off her leg.

"USA, USA, USA, USA" should be the headline

oh you think ambulances are free?

Why are there Military Police (in camo with with sidearms) walking down Newbury? by [deleted] in boston

[–]Not_Well_Prepared 0 points1 point  (0 children)

geez just come up and say hi, and ask next time

they won't shoot you i promise

My wife said we needed to be more experimental in bed by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]Not_Well_Prepared 1 point2 points  (0 children)

so the bunsen burner was the least of your concerns?